Yevhen Konoplyanka

[WhiskeyJar]

3 hours left and am getting that sinking feeling.

We should start winding down now lads.

[Migno the flapper]

The principle of leaving it late to negotiate the best possible deal is fine when you're not dealing with a Ukrainian billionaire...

 

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[YNWAViking]

We don't believe anything, this is just rumours. Take it with a ton of salt. But this is transfer deadline night, so rumours will naturally be a big part of this.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Ian's got this one.

[spider-neil]

Most of twitter is absolute fucking shite.

 

'The deal is done'

 

and LFC aren't announcing it, why? Oh yeah, dramatic effect.

[WhiskeyJar]

We don't believe anything, this is just rumours. Take it with a ton of salt. But this is transfer deadline night, so rumours will naturally be a big part of this.

I agree however its been left very late.

[Nightcat]

my 9-incher is erected, I can't wind down. Ayre you useless fuck.

[Iceman]

[Dr Nowt]

my 9-incher is erected, I can't wind down. Ayre you useless fuck.

 

At least you're smiling for once.

 

[spider-neil]

 

 

I like jam with my donuts but that's just me.

[Gym Beglin]

My biggest regret is not being able to post gifs tonight as I'm on an iPad.

 

There's only one way to mourn transfer deadline day, and that's with gifs, each year, every year.

[WhiskeyJar]

According to reports from Ukraine, Liverpool target Yevhen Konoplyanka has successfully undergone a medical in Dnipropetrovsk, a move that signals all parties still believe a deal to bring the winger to England is possible. However, despite the medical having been completed, a completed transfer as yet remains far from certain.

 

In addition to the two clubs disagreeing over the payment structure for any deal, the presence of multiple representatives on the player's side are further complicating the settling of commissions and agent fees. Despite the stumbling blocks, work towards a deal continues with just over four hours to go before the transfer window closes.

 

Reports elsewhere confirm Liverpool are involved in no other deals, either incoming or outgoing, and that no matter what happens in Ukraine over the next few hours there is no chance of any senior players leaving on loan or of the club bringing in a midfielder or fullback before the clock strikes eleven in England.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

my 9-incher is erected, I can't wind down. Ayre you useless fuck.

So, you're saying Ayre wasn't a good enough fuck to satisfy your erect 9 incher?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Just pay the cunts. 

 

Reasons number four why I'm not a negotiator. I'd just ask how much they want, then pay it.

[YNWAViking]

From Echo's deadline day stream:

 

"Exciting news from Russia - website Russia 24 has now said the deal is done and Liverpool have signed Yevhen Konoplyanka  for around £16million for the Ukraine international, and Konoplyanka will earn a salary of around £57,500/week.

Again, we are trying to get some confirmation so it remains a rumour for now in our book - and I have no real clue about the credibility of that site - but this is looking more hopeful than it did"

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/live-transfer-deadline-day-latest-6645642

[spider-neil]

Just pay the cunts. 

 

Reasons number four why I'm not a negotiator. I'd just ask how much they want, then pay it.

 

 

Hey, worked with Carroll.

[Iceman]

Just pay the cunts. 

 

Reasons number four why I'm not a negotiator. I'd just ask how much they want, then pay it.

 

And get De Jong on the way back home. That's all we needed really, a decent mid who can put their foot it. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

My biggest regret is not being able to post gifs tonight as I'm on an iPad.

There's only one way to mourn transfer deadline day, and that's with gifs, each year, every year.

The gifs that keep on giving.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Hey, worked with Carroll.

 

Remember how ballistic I went over that? I was on a rampage that night.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The gifs that keep on giving.

 

At least the puns have stopped. Funnneee has the gif of the gab.

[Delmar]

Just pay the cunts. 

 

Reasons number four why I'm not a negotiator. I'd just ask how much they want, then pay it.

 

Remember how ballistic I went over that? I was on a rampage that night.

 

I guess poker is not your game.

[spider-neil]

Remember how ballistic I went over that? I was on a rampage that night.

 

I was excited about Carroll and nonchalant over Suarez (I'd seen next to nothing of him). Ha ha.

[Gym Beglin]

888

 

Couple of reports received in the last 20 minutes which indicate that Liverpool have contacted the Premier League,

 

The negotiations have been protracted due to ownership details being untangled, with upto four parties said to be invested in Konoplyanka, and no deal can be reached until all four are satisfied. Part of the negotiations have centred around an issue whereby two investors wish to retain their part ownership of the player even after a transfer.

 

The PL have historically allowed for contractual snags to take the deadline into the following day on exceptional occassions, but prior permission must be sought ahead of the 2300 deadline.

 

Liverpool are not interested in part ownership of the player.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I was excited about Carroll and nonchalant over Suarez (I'd seen next to nothing of him). Ha ha.

 

Oof. That's a bad call. A bad call indeed. I basically campaigned for Morientes to sign. I'd quite possibly have driven to Spain and piggy-backed him here. 

[spider-neil]

The player has arrived

 

https://twitter.com/Suarezzeddd/status/429341908302041088/photo/1