Yevhen Konoplyanka

[spider-neil]

The player has arrived

 

https://twitter.com/Suarezzeddd/status/429341908302041088/photo/1

[Gym Beglin]

888

Couple of reports received in the last 20 minutes which indicate that Liverpool have contacted the Premier League,

The negotiations have been protracted due to ownership details being untangled, with upto four parties said to be invested in Konoplyanka, and no deal can be reached until all four are satisfied. Part of the negotiations have centred around an issue whereby two investors wish to retain their part ownership of the player even after a transfer.

The PL have historically allowed for contractual snags to take the deadline into the following day on exceptional occassions, but prior permission must be sought ahead of the 2300 deadline.

Liverpool are not interested in part ownership of the player.

Ok, I've made this whole thing up, and one of you needs to implant that on RAWK now, because it's fucking top drawer trollery.

[spider-neil]

Oof. That's a bad call. A bad call indeed. I basically campaigned for Morientes to sign. I'd quite possibly have driven to Spain and piggy-backed him here. 

 

 

Knew he would flop. Balague called that 100% correct (said he would struggle in the UK)

I didn't want Sturridge. Oof!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Did you actually make that up?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

At least the puns have stopped. Funnneee has the gif of the gab.

Puns - if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

 

 

- Sent from my phone on Gif Gaff -

[Iceman]

Ok, I've made this whole thing up, and one of you needs to implant that on RAWK now, because it's fucking top drawer trollery.

 

It is top drawer and I also like your use of the word trollery.

[Gym Beglin]

The player has arrived

 

https://twitter.com/Suarezzeddd/status/429341908302041088/photo/1

In this modern age, it should be a crime to take a photo that bad.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Knew he would flop. Balague called that 100% correct (said he would struggle in the UK)

I didn't want Sturridge. Oof!

 

Yeah, I remember Balague saying it. I thought that if we gave him the right service, he'd bang them in. We saw a few glimpses but it was just one of those where a very talented player just didn't work out. Went back to Spain and was brilliant again. You win some you lose some. I'm quite lucky, I get the majority right. There will always be ones you don't get right, though; as long as they're not shit players, but are talented but don't make it for whatever reason, it's no big deal. It's the 'Downing over Mata' ones that got me.

[Gym Beglin]

Did you actually make that up?

Inside 2 minutes

[Bellflower]

Ayre "  Look let's settle this with a hand of Pontoon "

 

Dnipro " OK we'll deal "

 

Ayre " Twist, twist, twist, twist , twist, Ermm stick !

 

Dnipro " Pay 21, what have you got ? "

 

Ayre " 47 "

[spider-neil]

Yeah, I remember Balague saying it. I thought that if we gave him the right service, he'd bang them in. We saw a few glimpses but it was just one of those where a very talented player just didn't work out. Went back to Spain and was brilliant again. You win some you lose some. I'm quite lucky, I get the majority right. There will always be ones you don't get right, though; as long as they're not shit players, but are talented but don't make it for whatever reason, it's no big deal. It's the 'Downing over Mata' ones that got me.

 

I don't think we were ever in for Mata.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Inside 2 minutes

 

I'm not entirely sure you appreciate the gravity of the situation, young Funnneeeee. On edge here. 

[Iceman]

It was the part ownership bit that sucked me in.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I don't think we were ever in for Mata.

 

Well, I think there was something going on when Rafa wanted him. Then there were some dodgy links. At the time it was a discussion and somebody not only said that Downing was like Giggs but somebody else would have had him over Mata. Not sure they'd say the same now, to be honest.

[spider-neil]

[Drago] If he signs, he signs. [/Drago]

[Iceman]

Cmon you big Ukrainian fanny, sign the fucking papers.

[spider-neil]

Well, I think there was something going on when Rafa wanted him. Then there were some dodgy links. At the time it was a discussion and somebody not only said that Downing was like Giggs but somebody else would have had him over Mata. Not sure they'd say the same now, to be honest.

 

I can blame the club for paying 20m for Downing (oof!) but don't think they were after Mata so I wont blame them for that. And even if we were after Mata it's unlikely he would have chosen us over Chelsea.

[WhiskeyJar]

Inside 2 minutes

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

This lad hasn't complete a single pass or tackle for us, hasn't had a single shot on goalor created a single chance ever, so go and stamp your form 'cos I don't give a shit sonny.

 

[WhiskeyJar]

Cmon you big Ukrainian fanny, sign the fucking papers.

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Mirror journo saying Ayre is doing his utmost to force the deal through, but the Dnipro chairmen is minted, and has no need to sell, so is not budging and refusing all offers.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I can blame the club for paying 20m for Downing (oof!) but don't think they were after Mata so I wont blame them for that. And even if we were after Mata it's unlikely he would have chosen us over Chelsea.

 

I agree. Turan was there for the taking, though. 

[Dr Nowt]

[Drago] If he signs, he signs. [/Drago]

 

Ivan him, though.

[Fugitive]

I was excited about Carroll and nonchalant over Suarez (I'd seen next to nothing of him). Ha ha.

I think a lot of people felt the same.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I think a lot of people felt the same.

 

Mentals, I think they're called.