little things that annoy the shit out of you

[ZonkoVille77]

[Harry's Lad]

Amazon.

 

You type in specifically what you want and it fills the page with irrelevant shite.

 

Mrs HL's just got a new phone and wanted a screen protector and a case. Not a proper case mind, one of those hideous, poncey things only birds like.

 

So I ordered the protectors and they're fine, the case however is for the Pixel Pro not the Pixel which is what was requested in the search.

 

I've checked and yes the case is as ordered so my fault for not checking and checking again but why can't they just show what you ask for ffs.

 

 

[Curly]

19 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

 

Mrs HL's just got a new phone and wanted a screen protector and a case. Not a proper case mind, one of those hideous, poncey things only birds like.

 

[Harry's Lad]

49 minutes ago, Curly said:

 

Uncanny.

[Karl_b]

On 12/11/2023 at 08:38, Rushies tash said:

*Note to self: stop posting whist inebriated. It rarely ends well.

 

Negged for not embracing the whisky bitch.

[Rushies tash]

9 hours ago, Karl_b said:

 

Negged for not embracing the whisky bitch.

 

Ha ha, if I was embracing a whisky bitch, I probably wouldn't have had time to write sanctimonious posts about music snobs! 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Rushies tash said:

 

Ha ha, if I was embracing a whisky bitch, I probably wouldn't have had time to write sanctimonious posts about music snobs! 

 

 

 

Oh my Lord. What a gif to wake up too. Is she available for marriage? 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Oh my Lord. What a gif to wake up too. Is she available for marriage? 

 

Sure.

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Sure.

 

Hahaha that’s an old pic that. Used to take the piss out of a girl who worked in our recruitment team years ago with it. Absolute wine head. Boss girl to be fair. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

On 19/11/2023 at 20:01, Harry's Lad said:

Amazon.

 

You type in specifically what you want and it fills the page with irrelevant shite.

 

Mrs HL's just got a new phone and wanted a screen protector and a case. Not a proper case mind, one of those hideous, poncey things only birds like.

 

So I ordered the protectors and they're fine, the case however is for the Pixel Pro not the Pixel which is what was requested in the search.

 

I've checked and yes the case is as ordered so my fault for not checking and checking again but why can't they just show what you ask for ffs.

 

 

 

 

Trying to manage subscriptions is a nightmare too, click every page and there's nothing there, then you'll find the obscure hyperlink to what you were looking for, then they'll ask you 40 times do you want to change your mind.

[Bjornebye]

She’s going to see Macbeth with Ralph Fiennes tonight. Nice meal before it etc. 
 

“what’s your plans tonight?” 
“walk the dog then probably watch the Ireland game”

”any chance you could paint the kitchen ceiling?” 
“Why didn’t you ask me at the weekend when I had the paint out and was already painting the landing?” 
“well I thought you could do it tonight while I’m not in” 

I was looking forward to a night in my bills and a decent film. Snakes with periods 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s going to see Macbeth with Ralph Fiennes tonight. Nice meal before it etc. 
 

“what’s your plans tonight?” 
“walk the dog then probably watch the Ireland game”

”any chance you could paint the kitchen ceiling?” 
“Why didn’t you ask me at the weekend when I had the paint out and was already painting the landing?” 
“well I thought you could do it tonight while I’m not in” 

I was looking forward to a night in my bills and a decent film. Snakes with periods 

With Ralph Fiennes? Hope he's paying for drinks and snacks.

[Bjornebye]

42 minutes ago, Elite said:

With Ralph Fiennes? Hope he's paying for drinks and snacks.

 

Hahaha. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-67442687

 

 

[Elite]

I'd sooner paint the kitchen than watch that shite.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuck painting the ceilings. That’s a man’s job. 
 

Get someone else in to do it. 

[Elite]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Fuck painting the ceilings. That’s a man’s job. 
 

Get someone else in to do it. 

The biggest neck destroyer since the invention of the noose.

[Chris]

People who refer to things they're doing that nobody fucking cares (like going to the fucking gym) as "back on my bullshit"

 

Fuck off, you annoying cunt.

[Kevin D]

Microsoft Teams’s generally, but specifically when you’ve muted someone and they can still send you messages or add you to groups.

[Mook]

Those wee nuts they put in the rice of oven curries.

 

People wearing headphones and stotting about the middle of the pavement with no idea that there might be other people in the World who walk faster than them.

 

People who phone you about an e-mail they've just sent you.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Kevin D said:

Microsoft Teams’s generally, but specifically when you’ve muted someone and they can still send you messages or add you to groups.

 

We've had a couple of projects where some busy cunts on the customer side have wanted a 'project' Teams channel. So instead of their generally inane and insane requests getting filtered out by our PMs, they come straight to us and we have to deal with their bullshit. Hate the fucking thing with a passion.

[manwiththestick]

Smelly Bastards.

 

I'm working in the office today, it's a relatively new job so I don't know everyone in the building yet however Friday's are pretty quite as way have a work from home option so Friday tends to be the popular choice.

 

I went to the toilet about 9am as I needed a dump, the toilet has two cubicle however one of them has a dodgy seat so I go in the other. Fuck me, whatever cunt had been in there before me needs medical attention, not because he'd had a bad shite, not at all but the remaments of a stench he'd left behind was absolutely rancid, I'm talking eye-watering, baulking level of sweaty BO. It would have smelt better if Piltdown Man had awoken from his slumber and spent a day in there.

 

I had to walk straight back out, just hope nobody seen my leave and then went it. I went back just now and it was still hanging so used the downstairs toilet instead.

 

Jesus, some people. 

[Captain Turdseye]

My ten year old has started making tea and coffee. I swear she must get a spoonful of sugar, take three steps back and then launch it somewhere in the direction of the cups. 

[Creator Supreme]

16 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My ten year old has started making tea and coffee. I swear she must get a spoonful of sugar, take three steps back and then launch it somewhere in the direction of the cups. 

Ah bless her for trying, she'll get it eventually, it's probably nerves in case she makes a mistake.

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Ah bless her for trying, she'll get it eventually, it's probably nerves in case she makes a mistake.

No, mate. She’s genuinely just not arsed. These things magically clean themselves up, you see. 

[sir roger]

14 hours up chimneys and you are expecting cups of tea as well ?