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little things that annoy the shit out of you


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25 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Didn’t know Liberace had a place on the Wirral.

 

Mate she's made up with them. Tenner for two John Lewis bastards. heavy as fuck, the woman who was quite a glamorous golden girl said she has Christmas dinner at her daughters now so has no use for them, wants them to go to a good home. She gets in the car (I'm listening to pop master) tells me that, after telling her to shut up until after the questions I went "get them on eBay" but apparently no, these will be ours for years to come etc. Nickel or nickel plated I don't know, I don't care. 

 

I'm just glad all I have to do is cook in the kitchen and leave the weird death becomes her bastards to it. 

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32 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Mate she's made up with them. Tenner for two John Lewis bastards. heavy as fuck, the woman who was quite a glamorous golden girl said she has Christmas dinner at her daughters now so has no use for them, wants them to go to a good home. She gets in the car (I'm listening to pop master) tells me that, after telling her to shut up until after the questions I went "get them on eBay" but apparently no, these will be ours for years to come etc. Nickel or nickel plated I don't know, I don't care. 

 

I'm just glad all I have to do is cook in the kitchen and leave the weird death becomes her bastards to it. 

Haha, yeah mate whatever keeps her happy just let her get on with it. My Mrs makes everything complicated if she did the dinner we would need professional help to clear up. A Christmas Dinner for four would be the cooking equivalent of wallpapering with soup instead of paste, messy but probably edible.

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9 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Haha, yeah mate whatever keeps her happy just let her get on with it. My Mrs makes everything complicated if she did the dinner we would need professional help to clear up. A Christmas Dinner for four would be the cooking equivalent of wallpapering with soup instead of paste, messy but probably edible.


Hahaha mate she leaves the kitchen like a bomb site making a cup of coffee. Maniacs the lot of them 

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8 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Cling film. Actually might not even be a little thing. It's hands down the most annoying stuff to get out of the box without wrapping every cunting thing besides what you're aiming to wrap. 

 

It's responsible for more injuries and deaths by rage in the kitchen than anything else. Lethal stuff.

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37 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Cling film. Actually might not even be a little thing. It's hands down the most annoying stuff to get out of the box without wrapping every cunting thing besides what you're aiming to wrap. 

And also silver foil. If you dont cut your hand on the serrated cutter part then you lose half the roll because somebody decided it was a great idea to put a sticker on the first fold glueing it to the rest of the role.

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Websites that once you click to go onto, won’t let you click back out - like they lock you into their homepage. You have to close the window to fuck them off. 
 

Same with these ones that open the App Store to continue on their relevant app. Keep closing the app page, go back to the web page and it fires the App Store up again before you can click out of it. I get it - I need your app to use you, so I choose not to use you! Get me out of this perpetual sequence you over-insistent helmets

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2 minutes ago, Curly said:

Websites that once you click to go onto, won’t let you click back out - like they lock you into their homepage. You have to close the window to fuck them off. 
 

Same with these ones that open the App Store to continue on their relevant app. Keep closing the app page, go back to the web page and it fires the App Store up again before you can click out of it. I get it - I need your app to use you, so I choose not to use you! Get me out of this perpetual sequence you over-insistent helmets

If this is Apple then there is an easy solution..

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47 minutes ago, Curly said:

Websites that once you click to go onto, won’t let you click back out - like they lock you into their homepage. You have to close the window to fuck them off. 
 

Same with these ones that open the App Store to continue on their relevant app. Keep closing the app page, go back to the web page and it fires the App Store up again before you can click out of it. I get it - I need your app to use you, so I choose not to use you! Get me out of this perpetual sequence you over-insistent helmets

 

If you click and hold the Back button on the browser, it should give you a list of the last sites you visited so you can go directly to them rather than getting trapped. Unless I've misunderstood what you're saying.

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51 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

If you click and hold the Back button on the browser, it should give you a list of the last sites you visited so you can go directly to them rather than getting trapped. Unless I've misunderstood what you're saying.


Thanks mate - it’s more on the phone when the site has you locked into it and won’t let you reverse out. I’ll see if pulling the history list works, but that’s even a ball ache beyond clicking back. It’s not the effort, it’s either the fact they’ve set it up that way to be pushy cunts, or they’ve set it up badly and it’s shite

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On 06/12/2023 at 06:05, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

I don't think my bird has had a single day in her life when she hasn't been Sick, do they just wake up and pick what ailments they're having for the day or what,, how does that bit work ??

Does she also come up with some absolute bollocks about what has caused it like their was a lot of wind on her neck yesterday or the weather changed last week?

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Thanks mate - it’s more on the phone when the site has you locked into it and won’t let you reverse out. I’ll see if pulling the history list works, but that’s even a ball ache beyond clicking back. It’s not the effort, it’s either the fact they’ve set it up that way to be pushy cunts, or they’ve set it up badly and it’s shite

 

Oh yeah, it's shit, really bad web design and very frustrating. I don't revisit any sites that annoy me like that.

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Recipe websites - unspeakable amount of useless fucking shite on there you have to dig and read through to find the stuff you need, which is usually 2 tiny bits of info, especially for air fryer stuff.

 

Is it because they are getting you to scroll past a load of ads that generates them earnings or something? Like trying to read a story on the echo

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34 minutes ago, Curly said:

Is it because they are getting you to scroll past a load of ads that generates them earnings or something? Like trying to read a story on the echo

 

That and because they think that being able to make a half decent pasta dish makes them a fucking life guru.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

That and because they think that being able to make a half decent pasta dish makes them a fucking life guru.

 

 


Haha - yeah, there is that. “We discovered this recipe 15 years ago during a family trip to the champagne region of France”

 

Fuck. Off. Temperature, time and ingredients you self indulgent cunt. I haven’t signed up to your newsletter here 

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Just now, Curly said:


Haha - yeah, there is that. “We discovered this recipe 15 years ago during a family trip to the champagne region of France”

 

Fuck. Off. Temperature, time and ingredients you self indulgent cunt. I haven’t signed up to your newsletter here 

 

Like you said earlier, the fact you have to wade through a text that looks like a 12 year old tried to write a novel just to find the fucking ingredients is really tedious.

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32 minutes ago, Curly said:


Haha - yeah, there is that. “We discovered this recipe 15 years ago during a family trip to the champagne region of France”

 

Fuck. Off. Temperature, time and ingredients you self indulgent cunt. I haven’t signed up to your newsletter here 


Spot on, unless it’s Nigella with her Bristol’s out I’m here for one thing and one thing only, fuck your pantry. 
 

 

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27 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Tempted to adopt this shtick for the foodie thread. 

 

"I first discovered gorging on whole block of cheese at a time whilst fingerblasting my arsehole and crywanking to Enya, a real pick me up in those grey November afternoons"


Hahaha sounds like heaven 

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Sitting in the corner of the pub having finished shopping having a quiet read and an IPA. Then a load of wankers in Christmas jumpers come in for their one day out a year, grasping bottles of "Bud" and hooting and farting and talking shite. 

 

FUUUUUCK. UUUUURRRRRRFFFFF.

 

 

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