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[Scott_M]

 

I thought they were joking when I heard it was called The Pit.

[rEddie]

"What do you mean Devo want their hats back? I swapped an autograph for them!! They what! Mistook me for a movie character you say"?...

 

[Trumo]

 

The young Everton fan was left speechless with being face-to-face with a trophy winner.

 

 

Roberto Martinez wanted to meet Everton fans from every far-flung corner of the earth.

 

 

Here he is on his longest trip - to Stoke.

 

 

The real hierarchy at United became apparent on their pre-season tour.

 

 

RG: Did he really think they'd put him in charge?

 

[Bellflower]

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MH: " I'm right aren't I, he's getting ready to bite me, he is isn't he "

SG: " Yeah, I'd leg it if I were you "

[Nunavut Patrick]

The first step to recovery is admitting your club is a collection of horrible, vile twats.

 

 

 

SM: Listen Kolo, really sorry about all that nonsense in the Congo. I hope you can forgive and we can keep many clean sheets.

KT: I'm Ivorian you Belgain twat.

 

DA: Hey Stevie when you flush down here the water swirls the other way.

SG: thinks to self *don't touch him, must wash hands*

 

What do you mean the old manager used empty wine bottles instead of these?

 

BK: *I may cry, Roberto is so perfect. He gets us*

RM: *I hope when I move to a bigger club the nonce next to me keeps me on the payroll for the last few fixtures*

 

Jose was warned not to touch Xabi's beard. Men who have touched it have been reduced to babbling fools as the greatness is too strong for mere mortals. Jose thought he was Special. But no man is that Special.

 

MH: I know what you're thinking Stevie.

SG: He's a tumour?

 

Quick photo Roberto and then we can all get back on the Sunshine Bus.

 

That moment when you realize you don't even have the nicest managerial teeth on Merseyside.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Soo Big Dunc has the ball in the net and we're on are way to the Champions League and that bug-eyed Italian redshite-loving Collina waves it off...

29: *not another Liverpool obsessed manager; and this one is sober*

[Jack the Sipper]

 

JM: "If you do this when you go to queue up, they will think you're a spastic and send you to the front. It works everywhere."

 

 

 

JM: "So he does this with his hand at the bar, and now he's under arrest for making offensive gestures!"

[dave u]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Dobbin and Stevie...

 

[Jairzinho]

 

More fantastic work done by Make A Wish Foundation.

[sir roger]

and these...

 

 

 

I thought the lads had nicknamed me BBC because of my expert punditry.

[Tony Moanero]

Out of order that, Jairzinho.

[Jairzinho]

 

Hey lads, come here a minute.

 

 

He better not have any more fucking envelopes

 

 

Ready?

 

 

Wait for it...

 

 

TA DA! What you reckon, lads?

 

Fucking hell Boss, did you kill a horse?

 

 

Hey, they're no worse than yours, Luis.

[Guest LFD]

 

Moyes fearing the sack - 'Cone but not forgotten'

 

or

 

Moyes ponders releasing Darren Ferguson - 'Cone with the wind'

 

If David is reading this I am sorry, but coned you take a joke?

[Teflon Don]

 

*Writes* - "Thanks for your help over the years, boys; I couldn't have done it without you. Love, Sir Alex"

[Teflon Don]

 

After frenzied speculation, vacant starring role of long-running embarrassment filled ahead of next series.

[Nunavut Patrick]

*Och...smells like a toilet in a Glaswegian pub back here*

 

 

LS: Do you think they'll make me wear the puffy coat at the Emirates?

SG: Hmmm...do you think you'll win a fucking trophy there?

 

Have that Taffs Tavern!

[Bjornebye]

and these...

 

 

 

 

"Her tits were out here boss"

 

"not arsed lad the bird in total recall's got 3 of em"

[Bernard Diomede]

 

CF- 'so that's a bill for services rendered over 2 years, itemised just like you requested Sir Alex, I hope I did it properly.'

 

Slur- 'Fuck me 20 years and you lot still keep falling for it!

[Bernard Diomede]

 

On my phone so fucked up posting the picture! That's for the fergie one obviously

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

 

The peoples wall

[Mathewbet1]

Hey Boss he just called me 'small bodied skinny armed weakling' in spanish.

[Josef Svejk]

 

Emotional scenes as Ferguson handles payroll one last time.

[Josef Svejk]

 

First Barry Bremen, then Karl Power, now David Moyes: The world's great sporting imposters.

[Josef Svejk]

 

"Seriously, Luis, what do you think of my new teeth?"