The Foodie thread

[Bob]

Only had tartare once - in a chic little bistro in Paris near Montmarte, where I made a twat of myself walking in and pater poured a glass of red wine down my birds white dress before leaving - and it was fucking delicious. Asian inspired from memory, with sesame and other things.

[Redder Lurtz]

1 minute ago, Bob said:

Needs bird's-eye potato waffles

 

I'd fucking strangle someone for a plate of those right now. 

[Bob]

Pork schnitzel from the fancy butchers in town, with potatoes bacon and leek (potatoes are undercooked in truth), peas and beetroot.

 

Super

[DalyanPete]

22 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I think it’s a binary thing, either you like steak tartare a lot or you hate it. Oysters are the same. I don’t know about Quail’s eggs being a risk. If I stop posting you’ll know why. 

Ha ha, I wish you well.

I can't eat steak rare, tatare always reminds me of Mr Bean. Think he put it in a plant pot.

[DalyanPete]

17 hours ago, Bob said:

Only had tartare once - in a chic little bistro in Paris near Montmarte, where I made a twat of myself walking in and pater poured a glass of red wine down my birds white dress before leaving - and it was fucking delicious. Asian inspired from memory, with sesame and other things.

You ate the dress?

[DalyanPete]

I hate cooking programmes when they say, "put lemon juice on the raw fish and it cooks it"

Yea, OK. I'll stick to frying pan.

[TheHowieLama]

Tartare is not great, carpaccio however is.

 

put lemon juice on the raw fish

 

Ceviche is great as well.

 

 

[Jose Jones]

Wife and daughter are out, so made souvlaki and chips for me and the boy.

Slow cooked lamb leg and various accoutrements.

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

That looks awesome.

[Jose Jones]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

That looks awesome.

Thanks mate.

It was the sriracha wasn’t it?

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Wife and daughter are out, so made souvlaki and chips for me and the boy.

Slow cooked lamb leg and various accoutrements.

 

Ah mate that’s just given me a boner! 

[lifetime fan]

[Captain Willard]

Roast dinner in our local pub. 

[Harry's Lad]

5 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Wife and daughter are out, so made souvlaki and chips for me and the boy.

Slow cooked lamb leg and various accoutrements.

 

Looks lovely apart from the cucumber. Fucking hate cucumber.

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Roast dinner in our local pub. 

I’m sorry but you actually paid cash money for a fucking roast dinner without any fucking roast potatoes???

[Captain Willard]

26 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m sorry but you actually paid cash money for a fucking roast dinner without any fucking roast potatoes???

They’re under the beef. I didn’t eat them. 

[Bjornebye]

On 20/04/2024 at 06:32, DalyanPete said:

You ate the dress?

Hahaha I wondered the same 

 

8 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Wife and daughter are out, so made souvlaki and chips for me and the boy.

Slow cooked lamb leg and various accoutrements.

 

Phwoar that looks unreal 

 

2 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Looks lovely apart from the cucumber. Fucking hate cucumber.

Weirdo. Cucumber is ace 

[Harry's Lad]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha I wondered the same 

 

Phwoar that looks unreal 

 

Weirdo. Cucumber is ace 

I can't stand it and never have. Horrible.

[bossy]

3 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Looks lovely apart from the cucumber. Fucking hate cucumber.

Pure evil that stuff. 

[Fugitive]

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

That looks like a tramps toenail.

[Harry's Lad]

28 minutes ago, bossy said:

Pure evil that stuff. 

Satan fired them out of his arsehole.

[Bruce Spanner]

43 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I can't stand it and never have. Horrible.

 

31 minutes ago, bossy said:

Pure evil that stuff. 

Try this…

 

https://whisperofyum.com/post/smashed-cucumber-salad-with-tahini-miso-dressing/

 

…and if you don’t like it I’ll come round your gaffs and cook for you.

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I can't stand it and never have. Horrible.

I love it. I also love watching videos of cats and cucumbers on YouTube. Very very funny 

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

They’re under the beef. I didn’t eat them. 

You vile, fucking, useless cunt. 

[Redder Lurtz]

Sunday treat. Still on low carbs so I've forfeited the baked potato or fries with the sirloin for mushy peas. Fucking gorgeous.