Scottish Independence, yay or nay?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Not saying Nicola Sturgeon is rough but I reckon even some on here wouldn't fuck her.

[stringvest]

Not saying Nicola Sturgeon is rough but I reckon even some on here wouldn't fuck her.

Bollocks.

[Jairzinho]

 

u wot m8

 

[Jairzinho]

She's grown three moustaches.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Bollocks.

I know you would.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Bollocks.

Oh. yours or hers ?

[Bobby Hundreds]

lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

[Ranxerox]

The way forward

 

[Dr Nowt]

 

Looks like Richard Keys tubbed Jimmie Krankie.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Sorry if already posted.

 

[Anubis]

lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.

 

The new SNP anthem.

 

[Boss]

I hear a lot of this "gonna watch Braveheart before i vote" going round on twitter and facebook, the film is complete bullshit, the fit french bird in the film, Isabelle of France never met William Wallace and the affair they had obviously never happened either because she was 2 years old at the time of the rebellion. Robert the Bruce was never at Falkirk and he never betrayed Wallace. The battle of Sterling Bridge in the film was on a flat field without a bridge in sight.

 

Prince Edward never had a gay lover, nor did Longshank's launch him out of a window. No-one raped Wallace's wife because Primae Noctis was an urban myth, they never wore kilt's to battle they wore knights armour, and the face paint that's not historically correct either, that goes back to the Scottish Pict's. Wallace was Scottish aristocracy not a poor farmer as he was depicted in the film.

 

Sharon Krossa the historian sums it up best by saying "The events aren't accurate, the dates aren't accurate, the characters aren't accurate, the names aren't accurate, the clothes aren't accurate—in short, just about nothing is accurate."

[Mook]

Raheem has a bridge named after him?

 

Oh and yes, Braveheart is a load of cack.

[xerxes]

I hear a lot of this "gonna watch Braveheart before i vote" going round on twitter and facebook, the film is complete bullshit, the fit french bird in the film, Isabelle of France never met William Wallace and the affair they had obviously never happened either because she was 2 years old at the time of the rebellion. Robert the Bruce was never at Falkirk and he never betrayed Wallace. The battle of Sterling Bridge in the film was on a flat field without a bridge in sight.

 

Prince Edward never had a gay lover, nor did Longshank's launch him out of a window. No-one raped Wallace's wife because Primae Noctis was an urban myth, they never wore kilt's to battle they wore knights armour, and the face paint that's not historically correct either, that goes back to the Scottish Pict's. Wallace was Scottish aristocracy not a poor farmer as he was depicted in the film.

 

Sharon Krossa the historian sums it up best by saying "The events aren't accurate, the dates aren't accurate, the characters aren't accurate, the names aren't accurate, the clothes aren't accurate—in short, just about nothing is accurate."

No wonder Salmond likes it so much.

[Dr Nowt]

I hear a lot of this "gonna watch Braveheart before i vote" going round on twitter and facebook, the film is complete bullshit, the fit french bird in the film, Isabelle of France never met William Wallace and the affair they had obviously never happened either because she was 2 years old at the time of the rebellion. Robert the Bruce was never at Falkirk and he never betrayed Wallace. The battle of Sterling Bridge in the film was on a flat field without a bridge in sight.

 

Prince Edward never had a gay lover, nor did Longshank's launch him out of a window. No-one raped Wallace's wife because Primae Noctis was an urban myth, they never wore kilt's to battle they wore knights armour, and the face paint that's not historically correct either, that goes back to the Scottish Pict's. Wallace was Scottish aristocracy not a poor farmer as he was depicted in the film.

 

Sharon Krossa the historian sums it up best by saying "The events aren't accurate, the dates aren't accurate, the characters aren't accurate, the names aren't accurate, the clothes aren't accurate—in short, just about nothing is accurate."

 

Bet Gibson called her Sugar Tits for that.

[Anubis]

...Isabelle of France never met William Wallace and the affair they had obviously never happened either because she was 2 years old at the time of the rebellion. 

 

Didn't you hear the opening narration by his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson. History is written by the victors. And not at all by family looking to turn a quick buck.

 

Maybe they're right. Maybe Wallace was the Jimmy Saville of his day.

 

If you ever get up to Stirling do check out the national Wallace monument with its authentic Mel Gibson William Wallace statue.

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Didn't you hear the opening narration by his great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson. History is written by the victors. And not at all by family looking to turn a quick buck.

 

Maybe they're right. Maybe Wallace was the Jimmy Saville of his day.

 

If you ever get up to Stirling do check out the national Wallace monument with its authentic Mel Gibson William Wallace statue.

 

Looks like Al-Fayed's handy work.

[Ranxerox]

I hear a lot of this "gonna watch Braveheart before i vote" going round on twitter and facebook, the film is complete bullshit, the fit french bird in the film, Isabelle of France never met William Wallace and the affair they had obviously never happened either because she was 2 years old at the time of the rebellion. Robert the Bruce was never at Falkirk and he never betrayed Wallace. The battle of Sterling Bridge in the film was on a flat field without a bridge in sight.

 

Prince Edward never had a gay lover, nor did Longshank's launch him out of a window. No-one raped Wallace's wife because Primae Noctis was an urban myth, they never wore kilt's to battle they wore knights armour, and the face paint that's not historically correct either, that goes back to the Scottish Pict's. Wallace was Scottish aristocracy not a poor farmer as he was depicted in the film.

 

Sharon Krossa the historian sums it up best by saying "The events aren't accurate, the dates aren't accurate, the characters aren't accurate, the names aren't accurate, the clothes aren't accurate—in short, just about nothing is accurate."

 

 

  Oh sure you go and pitch an accurate version to Hollywood producers and see how much interest there is. Trainspotting, now there's a Scotland that needs no embellishing.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She always reminds me of the wife from Rab C Nesbitt.

Same here, as in she's a right fucking munter. 

[Nightcat]

Previous page, that female minister. I would.

[Dr Nowt]

She said she wouldn't Nightcat. Sorry.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Previous page, that female minister. I would.

Better than a Goat I suppose

[PestiRed]

The primary message that I took from Braveheart was, if your enemy looks like he might win, pay his mates to betray him and then slowly torture him to death. I have no idea why the Scottish are so proud to be depicted as a bunch of easily-bought, back-stabbing bastards

[Rapey Hugh]

The primary message that I took from Braveheart was, if your enemy looks like he might win, pay his mates to betray him and then slowly torture him to death. I have no idea why the Scottish are so proud to be depicted as a bunch of easily-bought, back-stabbing bastards

What I took from it was that Longshanks was a total badass:

 

"The problem with Scotland, is that it's full of Scots"

[Champ]

Just make it go away now. It's doin ma heid in