Jump to content

  • Sign up for free and receive a month's subscription

    You are viewing this page as a guest. That means you are either a member who has not logged in, or you have not yet registered with us. Signing up for an account only takes a minute and it means you will no longer see this annoying box! It will also allow you to get involved with our friendly(ish!) community and take part in the discussions on our forums. And because we're feeling generous, if you sign up for a free account we will give you a month's free trial access to our subscriber only content with no obligation to commit. Register an account and then send a private message to @dave u and he'll hook you up with a subscription.

Police officers mauled in dog attack

Bjornebye

By Bjornebye,
in GF - General Forum

 Share

Recommended Posts

Bjornebye Grand Master

Bjornebye

Posted
Posted

At least five police officers have been injured after being attacked by a dog in east London.

The officers were attacked by the pitbull-type dog as they tried to arrest a man in Newham, police said.

Four of the officers were reportedly seriously injured in the incident, but are now in a stable condition in hospital.

Sky's crime correspondent Martin Brunt said: "They suffered leg and arm bites.

"They are not life-threatening injuries I am told, but two of them are probably going to need to have to have skin grafts."

Pools of blood were visible near the entrance to the property in Albert Square.

The dog was shot dead by armed officers.

A man in his 20s, who is believed to be the owner of the dog, has been arrested.

 

 

Heard it all now. Bizzies are fucking poofs.

 

all you need to do in town of a night is look at them in the wrong way and 5 of the fuckers jump on ya like power rangers and here we have 1 dog fucking nailing 5 of them.

 

Give the dog a state burial I say.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Magic Sponge Mentor

Magic Sponge

Posted
Posted
At least five police officers have been injured after being attacked by a dog in east London.

The officers were attacked by the pitbull-type dog as they tried to arrest a man in Newham, police said.

Four of the officers were reportedly seriously injured in the incident, but are now in a stable condition in hospital.

Sky's crime correspondent Martin Brunt said: "They suffered leg and arm bites.

"They are not life-threatening injuries I am told, but two of them are probably going to need to have to have skin grafts."

Pools of blood were visible near the entrance to the property in Albert Square.

The dog was shot dead by armed officers.

A man in his 20s, who is believed to be the owner of the dog, has been arrested.

 

Heard it all now. Bizzies are fucking poofs.

 

all you need to do in town of a night is look at them in the wrong way and 5 of the fuckers jump on ya like power rangers and here we have 1 dog fucking nailing 5 of them.

 

Give the dog a state burial I say.

 

Bit harsh that Snowy.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
silverlining Grand Master

silverlining

Posted
Posted
I heard if a dog has its jaws locked on you, shove your finger up it's arse and it will release.

 

Pity, these officers didn't know that. Then again, if it didn't work (not heard any confirmation that it does..)... they'd have serious bite wounds and a shit covered finger.

 

If only there was someone on the site with the kind of esoteric canine knowledge that could clarify the veracity of this.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
mattyq Grand Master

mattyq

Posted
Posted
You can however, if you know the technique, snap a dogs neck if it's trained to bite and hold.

 

If any of you police dogs are reading this and thinking of biting me, be my guest. You'll be picking up your spinal column with a broken neck. No wait. Look just dont do it ok? Save yourself

 

Not many dogs can read, Dennis, the thick dog bastards

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Guest ShoePiss

Guest ShoePiss

Posted
Posted
I heard if a dog has its jaws locked on you, shove your finger up it's arse and it will release.

 

Pity, these officers didn't know that. Then again, if it didn't work (not heard any confirmation that it does..)... they'd have serious bite wounds and a shit covered finger.

 

I think this is a myth put out by your bestiality friends.

 

I'd much prefer to gouge an eye out personally, I bet that would do the trick. If not keep digging in and they'll stop eventually.

 

Pit bulls are a fucking horrible breed of dog. It's not their fault aggression, strength and a fighting instinct has been bred into them but they just shouldn't be around. The 'responsible' pit bull owners always cry when their breed of dog is described for what it is but it's a fighting dog, it's been bred specifically to fight.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Stu Monty Grand Master

Stu Monty

Posted
Posted
Not many dogs can read, Dennis, the thick dog bastards

 

No, but the ones that can are probably the most dangerous ones, so it's a good preventative measure for Tooth to warn them not to bite off more than they can chew.

 

Literally. 'Cos you cannae chew with nae spine.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...