Revenge suggestions

[Remmie]

My mate Bish, the utter, utter, utter bastard woke me up with a text saying that Heathrow was cancelling all flights tomorrow with extreme snow. I am due to fuck off on my big sexy fucking trip around SE Asia tomorrow. Extreme weather just so happens to not be included on my travel insurance. It appears to wind up after checking BBC Weather. Revenge is my immediate thought, what are you sick freaks capable of? As evil and subtle as possible would be ideal.

[melons]

This the lad that got married in the summer?

[brucespanner]

If he's not going with you then plague him with photographs of your awesomeness and adventure and remind him every second, of everyday day, that you're having the time of your life and shagging improbable beauty whenever the whim takes you and that he is sat at home wanking to the home and away omnibus on channel five.

 

 

That should be enough to send him over the edge.

[moof]

Fuck him then eat him.

[moof]

Forgot to add, you have to kill him first.

[Remmie]

This the lad that got married in the summer?

No, different person, but good note keeping.

 

He has a son who is off school today, perhaps I could violently murder him, though that may not come under the subtle bracket.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

No, different person, but good note keeping.

 

He has a son who is off school today, perhaps I could violently murder him, though that may not come under the subtle bracket.

 

Does he own a stapler?

 

And have an irrational fear of jelly?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If so, beat him half to death with his own stapler, and bury his half-alive body in a pit of jelly.

[ChrisM]

Wank in a cup and chuck it at him.

[elBooth]

Fill his trabs with water and put them in the freezer overnight.

[Da Bitch]

Best revenge is for you to tell him that you'll get him back but he won't know or where! then leave it just sit back, Basically mind fuck the bastard.

 

Or you could just punch the bellend when you come back from hols

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Cut his penis off and feed it to him

[Remmie]

I have got an idea. I need help from a couple of you lot. In a few weeks, when he has forgotten about this and feels safe when I'm abroad, I will bump this thread with his telephone number. Then send a text saying you got an STD and are telling everyone you had sex with. I'll come up with some back story in the meantime. Or perhaps you could pose as a angry partner who has recently found out he slept with his girlfriend.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I have got an idea. I need help from a couple of you lot. In a few weeks, when he has forgotten about this and feels safe when I'm abroad, I will bump this thread with his telephone number. Then send a text saying you got an STD and are telling everyone you had sex with. I'll come up with some back story in the meantime. Or perhaps you could pose as a angry partner who has recently found out he slept with his girlfriend.

 

Or we could all just ring him at silly o'clock trying to sell him second hand pizza boxes

[Magic Sponge]

Smear shit on a post card, then send it to him.

[Fowlers God]

You could always send a picture of you ontop of a so called Mrs/partner and pass it off as planking.

[Uncle_Meat]

Phone up this number. 0800 520 0304 and give them his number, explaining that he's having problems with his computer.

 

It's the contact number for one of those "Hello! I'm calling from microsoft and we've detected a problem with your computer" scams.

 

Hours of fun.

[Malarkey]

That STD thing is a boss shout.

 

Or you could just wank into every pair of shoes he owns.

[lifetime fan]

I take it you know his email address Rem?

 

Sign him up to as many gay porn sites as you can find.

[macc]

He might not have been joking.

 

There where several flights cancelled this morning, but normal service has been resumed...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He might not have been joking.

 

There where several flights cancelled this morning, but normal service has been resumed...

 

Quiet you.

 

 

Remmie, RIP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

A syringe, mercury and a car tyre.

[Sugar Ape]

Stick a banana in his tailpipe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I mean like in Beverly Hills Cop you dirty minded bastards.

 

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[Jonny83]

Wait until he's out of the house, break in, and then smear all the walls with poop.

[Unrighteous]

I have got an idea. I need help from a couple of you lot. In a few weeks, when he has forgotten about this and feels safe when I'm abroad, I will bump this thread with his telephone number. Then send a text saying you got an STD and are telling everyone you had sex with. I'll come up with some back story in the meantime. Or perhaps you could pose as a angry partner who has recently found out he slept with his girlfriend.

 

Sounds good.

[Anubis]

I have got an idea. I need help from a couple of you lot. In a few weeks, when he has forgotten about this and feels safe when I'm abroad, I will bump this thread with his telephone number. Then send a text saying you got an STD and are telling everyone you had sex with. I'll come up with some back story in the meantime. Or perhaps you could pose as a angry partner who has recently found out he slept with his girlfriend.

 

Hmmmm. Evil. Truly evil.

 

I approve.