Which Liverpool players could you take in a fight?

[Unrighteous]

I won't be happy until every player is represented in those tags. Get on it, slackers.

[Red Phoenix]

Easily Carroll. Just wait until he's drunk enough, then BAM. Sober? No thanks.

[Trumo]

I won't be happy until every player is represented in those tags. Get on it, slackers.

 

Done.

[Morrissey]

pathetic thread

 

 

pathetic tarts..

 

i would wipe the fucking lot of then out

[Trumo]

pathetic thread

 

 

pathetic tarts..

 

i would wipe the fucking lot of then out

 

At least wait until after they've had a shit first. Otherwise it's just creepy and you'll get a reputation like Purple Aki.

[.PsEatMyShorts.]

Joe Cole, Id run round for abit so he has to chase me then after 30 seconds when hes got his hands on his knees, panting for breath, Id kick that cunt right in the face

[shanks69]

Anyone think Gerrard was on his own? Or see him with anyone? Trying to settle an argument with my sister.

 

he was defo with one lad,who was on his left.

[Section_31]

All of them, a pissed Carroll would no doubt present the toughest challenge.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Soto and Carroll.

 

If we're choosing ex players as well, Big Sami.

[Kevin D]

I reckon I could take Carroll.

 

I know you're friendly with Carragher, and that he's your man, but I want you to tell that man this his son is in trouble. I will make him look foolish.

[Kevin D]

Soto and Carroll.

 

If we're choosing ex players as well, Big Sami.

 

Negged.

 

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you punks.

[Xherdan]

Fucking quality tagging on this thread.

[James]

I'd fight Aquilani for his girlfriend.

 

YES.

 

[Red Banjo]

"Its not the size of the man in the fight, its the size of the fight in the man"

 

Was an excellent piece of advice a pal of mine gave me once.

 

Judging by how aggressive Stevie gets on the pitch i think he'd be a right tasty fucker. Prevent him from listening to Phil Collins if you want to see him go off.

[Red Banjo]

Oh and -

 

morrisey couldn't even bang a drum

 

Is a tag i tried to write but it wouldn't go in because its too long, i appreciate its now a post rather than a tag but meh.

[Antynwa]

Pacheco he's 2 ft tall

[MVP]

I'd take Lucas any day.

[Unrighteous]

"Suarez would eat..."

 

Haha Quality.

[dirty_sanchez]

not one fucking LFC player or fan could live with me i would wipe the fucking lot out

 

I've seen enough of your music videos to know that I could knock you out, and I'm not even that hard.

[silverlining]

pathetic thread

 

 

pathetic tarts..

 

i would wipe the fucking lot of then out

 

 

Reading this loopy cunt's posts is a bit like watching a monkey shit into his hand and eat it, then rub the rest into his furry face.

[kalasoma]

I'd let Pepe win.

[The Dude Abides]

Raul. I'd just run at him and pretend i was going to slid tackle him.

[ROGO]

i reckon jay spearing is one of those puddled fuckers who just wont stop, you could be punchin big holes in his head and he'll still keep comin back. no thanks....fuckin murder, them men.

[The Special One]

I'd tackle Reina. I'll think about fighting him after.

[llego]

Suarez would go straight for your jugular and rip it out with his teeth like white fang. While doing this he would also score a goal. Fact.