*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Sputnik1]

Where does this leave them now fat Joe didn't make the nomination for metro mayor?

[cloggypop]

Where does this leave them now fat Joe didn't make the nomination for metro mayor?

Sucking up to Steve Rotheram. Who's a red.

[Lee909]

Sucking up to Steve Rotheram. Who's a red.

Fucking labour+redshite conspiracy to keep them down

[Harry Squatter]

This will be the start of another ton of conspiracy theories

[Sputnik1]

AFAIK this means the end of Joe as mayor of Liverpool as the new metro mayor takes over all of the positions. So the end of the back handers for the bitters, and the end of the new stadium (with the unicorn zoo) 

 

A bad day for bitters everywhere and it didn't get any better with the signing of Ashley Williams. 

 

Looks like their bumpkin billionaire will have to fund the whole of that new stadium himself, if he's enough money left after signing all these world class players. 

[Lee909]

Whats the chances Fat Joe get something through fkr them quick. Sell/lease them some land on the cheap quickly

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Made up that fat corrupt cunt lost out. Elated.

[Furmedge]

 

I always remember this little beauty.

[cloggypop]

[Russ Atmosphere]

Show me where on the doll Everton touched you.

[Harry Squatter]

Someone has just posted a picture of Ashley Williams on Faceaida when he was about twelve in a liverpool kit with John Barnes. Fume

[Harry Squatter]

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/nine-year-old-wrote-manufacturers-11571936

[Wezza]

Which rapper did they get to announce the Williams signing?

[Russ Atmosphere]

He's one of our own.

[General Dryness]

Thats fucking priceless.

 

"But while his shirt might be blue and white, his heart is red...Ashley is a Liverpool fan with his soccer hero being Paul Ince".

[Harry Squatter]

Born. Chosen.

[Jairzinho]

Liverpool isn't he?

[General Dryness]

Manufactured, isn't he?

[Ginny]

Born. Chosen.

This shit that they say makes me laugh more than anything. Peoples club. Born. Chosen. Everton arnt we. You can't make it up.

 

Remember we were watching the footy after an Everton loss in the county pub of all places on county road and some older blue walked in as said - "who's Everton in here". Few of my mates were like "we are" - the next minute he pulled up the arm on his tshirt and was tensing his bicep with an Everton tattoo on it.

 

The next thing he said was "stay strong lads and tensed his bicep further. A couple of the lads followed him and sat with him and it was like they were masterminding some sort of tactical approach and then consoling each other. The Reds who stayed watching were just pissing ourselves. It begs belief sometimes.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Have we sold him a corporate box yet?

[Lycan]

Which rapper did they get to announce the Williams signing?

 

 

It was Wales' most famous rap group Goldie lookin chain.

[Arl arse]

[Lycan]

This shit that they say makes me laugh more than anything. Peoples club. Born. Chosen. Everton arnt we. You can't make it up.

 

Remember we were watching the footy after an Everton loss in the county pub of all places on county road and some older blue walked in as said - "who's Everton in here". Few of my mates were like "we are" - the next minute he pulled up the arm on his tshirt and was tensing his bicep with an Everton tattoo on it.

 

The next thing he said was "stay strong lads and tensed his bicep further. A couple of the lads followed him and sat with him and it was like they were masterminding some sort of tactical approach and then consoling each other. The Reds who stayed watching were just pissing ourselves. It begs belief sometimes.

 

 

Honestly, they go on about us having a pact with the devil but, it's them who are more like some weird fucking cult. With all their weird sayings and their dislike for anyone who isn't local. They're serious fucking weirdos when it comes to football and I thank the Lord everyday I'm a red not a blue.

[Arl arse]

Honestly, they go on about us having a pact with the devil but, it's them who are more like some weird fucking cult. With all their weird sayings and their dislike for anyone who isn't local. They're serious fucking weirdos when it comes to football and I thank the Lord everyday I'm a red not a blue.

[Lycan]

 

 

 Haha! Just about sums them up.