*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Lee909]

If the BBC are right what happened with the attendance 

 

Couldn't they be arsed?

Prefer to watch the mancs?

We don't go the game?

 

Everton v Southampton - BBC Sport

3 hours ago - ... of Tuesday's EFL Cup game between Everton and Southampton. ... Attendance: 30,545

[Anubis]

Darth Toffeeman

Player Valuation: £40m

20 minutes ago

#1,044

Had a terrible day today.

This is the cherry on the turd.

Cheers you bunch of overpaid, unarsed wasters.

Usmanov in. Big spend in Jan and Summer to sort this garbage out.

It has been far, far too long without success

[Anubis]

3 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

If the BBC are right what happened with the attendance 

 

Couldn't they be arsed?

Prefer to watch the mancs?

We don't go the game?

 

Everton v Southampton - BBC Sport

3 hours ago - ... of Tuesday's EFL Cup game between Everton and Southampton. ... Attendance: 30,545

They go the game.

[an tha]

8 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

If the BBC are right what happened with the attendance 

 

Couldn't they be arsed?

Prefer to watch the mancs?

We don't go the game?

 

Everton v Southampton - BBC Sport

3 hours ago - ... of Tuesday's EFL Cup game between Everton and Southampton. ... Attendance: 30,545

Not a bad turn out when you consider their other team was on tv

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

We dream of a stadium by the river.

The though of it makes us shiver.

We hope for an owner with massive wealth.

Usmanov we know is doing it with stealth.

We want some players of supreme skill.

So come on Moshi, Marco and Bill.

But the thing we wish with all of our might.

Is to eventually beat the Redshite.

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

They played a lower league team in the last round, think it was Rotherham and they has a piss poor attendance just under 30k. The Esk was on Twatter the next day saying that this was Everton's record attendance for one of the first couple of rounds of the league cup. Somehow he managed to use this embarassing record as proof that they will fill the mythical stadium on the docks with a capacity of 55,000 to 60,000. 

 

The tickets for tonight were £15

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-analysis-disgraceful-blot-blues-15229785

 

Used to success? An FACup and CS in 31 years.

 

Most of the parents of the bile spewing feral rats that support them were todd,ears in 87.

[Luckyhillkop]

Everyone is talking about the Richarleson's pen. I need to check it out.

[Pidge]

[Anubis]

It's the laugh at the end which completes that video.

[Mudface]

Yep, brilliant.

[Luckyhillkop]

17 minutes ago, Pidge said:

 

 

Cheers would have repped if I could.

[johnsusername]

Another glorious chapter in Everton's rich history.

 

Of comedy.

 

 

[johnsusername]

35 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-analysis-disgraceful-blot-blues-15229785

 

Used to success? An FACup and CS in 31 years.

 

Most of the parents of the bile spewing feral rats that support them were todd,ears in 87.

And - "Everton fans are used to nothing but the best being good enough."

 

'When there were only three channels on the telly and Michael Jackson was alive and black', they probably meant to finish with.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

55 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-analysis-disgraceful-blot-blues-15229785

 

Used to success? An FACup and CS in 31 years.

 

Most of the parents of the bile spewing feral rats that support them were todd,ears in 87.

Banging on about the manager fielding a weakened team. There's only one player in their starting XI that I'd never heard of; the rest are either very experienced pros (like Stekelenburg, Schneiderlin and Baines) or the supposed future of Premier League  football (like Kenny, Davies and Lookman).

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Oh my!

 

https://deadspin.com/evertons-richarlison-came-up-with-the-most-embarrassing-1829477404

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Did he think the goal was a wall?

[VladimirIlyich]

13 hours ago, Lee909 said:

If the BBC are right what happened with the attendance 

 

Couldn't they be arsed?

Prefer to watch the mancs?

We don't go the game?

 

Everton v Southampton - BBC Sport

3 hours ago - ... of Tuesday's EFL Cup game between Everton and Southampton. ... Attendance: 30,545

That's 30,000+ with more commitment than I'd ever have to watch two insipid teams play a match. It was so bad I turned off flashscores.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The 30k Peoples Club.

[TheHowieLama]

HAH!!!

 

Shite.

[Baresi]

[Barrington Womble]

I was talking to some bird yesterday who's started seeing some blue nose. She was complaining that he refuses to speak to her if they don't win. I observed she can't talk to him very much then. She then went on about a 10 min rant about what a bellend he is about football. Very amusing. 

[suzy]

That pen is hilarious, cheered me up this morning 

[Harry Squatter]

Now that Napoli is out of the way and Sunday is on the horizon they are back onto one of their most favourite subjects of recent times: Liverpool fans attacking the Man City bus.

[littletedwest]

It gets worse with every retelling.

 " bricks through every window la, tires slashed, they were about to set the coach alight"