*Shakes head* Everton again.

[manwiththestick]

51 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Conspiraceeeeee.

 

billyblue80

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Why do Forest even need him? Seems like every time we go for any player there's a forest a Bournemouth a Saints in contention too they all have big squads it's almost like they just want to prevent us getting anyone even a warm body. I think there's an attempt to help us on our way down.

As if they need any help from outside sources or "TPTB", they're going a stellar job all by themselves.

[Chocoholic]

I'd laugh my bollocks off, if, despite the pasting his ability and reputation has taken here, Ayew were to go on a little run of scoring, including one in just a month when Forest face the Bloos at home, on March 5th.

 

Another comical scenario, with or without scoring any before or after, if he'd just come on as a sub on 85 and score one against them - either a screamer or one off his arse, it wouldn't matter.

 

The likelihood of either is slim, but if any club can find a way to induce the unlikely and miraculous, it's our lovely neighbours.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Chocoholic said:

I'd laugh my bollocks off, if, despite the pasting his ability and reputation has taken here, Ayew were to go on a little run of scoring, including one in just a month when Forest face the Bloos at home, on March 5th.

 

Another comical scenario, with or without scoring any before or after, if he'd just come on as a sub on 85 and score one against them - either a screamer or one off his arse, it wouldn't matter.

 

The likelihood of either is slim, but if any club can find a way to induce the unlikely and miraculous, it's our lovely neighbours.

If not that, then an Awoniyi winner from a Neco Williams assist would do nicely.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Chocoholic said:

is slim

Something that could not be levelled at Ayew.

[DalyanPete]

21 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Can someone post this article that’s behind the paywall?

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2023/02/01/everton-have-proved-right-worst-run-club-country/

 

Please and thank you. 

I could summarise.

They're shit and they're in the shit.

And not just a bit shit in both cases.

[Anubis]

Rumours circulating that Thelwell has resigned as DoF.

[Chocoholic]

Have Kevin Thelwell's phone and Rick Parry's fax machine ever been seen in the same room?

[JagSquared]

20 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

I could summarise.

They're shit and they're in the shit.

And not just a bit shit in both cases.

Think it needs to rhyme in order to go on a banner.

[DalyanPete]

21 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

Think it needs to rhyme in order to go on a banner.

Yea, I know it needs some work but it was the eagerly awaited second single and it just turned to errrrrrr shit.

Point taken though and I will pass onto the latest protest group they've got.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

If not that, then an Awoniyi winner from a Neco Williams assist would do nicely.

Redshite conspiracy to send them down...

[DalyanPete]

40 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Rumours circulating that Thelwell has resigned as DoF.

I hope that's not true, but they bring all this shit on themselves.

Wanted a rich owner....failed.

Wanted Walsh and all his boss signings...failed.

Marcels the man, gonna make you an offer....failed.

Thelwall, never heard of the cunt but,.....failed.

Long may it continue.

[sir roger]

Kevin Thelwell sounds more like a bit part actor on Emmerdale, than a jet-setting football administrator with an address book bulging with top contacts.

[Chip Butty]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Rumours circulating that Thelwell has resigned as DoF.

Fare thee thell thelwell fell well. 

[Dr Nowt]

The couple of things I’ve read and seen of Dyche in the last few days make crystal the difference between him and the chancer he’s replaced.
 

Shame they didn’t stick with fatty just that bit longer as he would have only led them further and further adrift.
 

Dyche is going to get them well-drilled and at least competitive in matches pretty quickly.

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Dyche is going to get them well-drilled and at least competitive in matches pretty quickly.

Any chance he can train our mob for a couple of weeks too, we could do with a bit of that at present.

[Arniepie]

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

The couple of things I’ve read and seen of Dyche in the last few days make crystal the difference between him and the chancer he’s replaced.
 

Shame they didn’t stick with fatty just that bit longer as he would have only led them further and further adrift.
 

Dyche is going to get them well-drilled and at least competitive in matches pretty quickly.

Yep

He will keep them up  sadly. 

It's mad the number of times he has been linked with him before  and they distanced themselves from him

 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Have Kevin Thelwell's phone and Rick Parry's fax machine ever been seen in the same room?

 

I didn't know @Strontium was so involved with Everton 

 

3 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

The couple of things I’ve read and seen of Dyche in the last few days make crystal the difference between him and the chancer he’s replaced.
 

Shame they didn’t stick with fatty just that bit longer as he would have only led them further and further adrift.
 

Dyche is going to get them well-drilled and at least competitive in matches pretty quickly.

 

Lampard said a lot of the right things as well but I agree, Dyche will have them playing better than they have been. Just in time for the derby. Twats 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The only reason Dyche will get them playing better than they have been is that it's not physically possible to play worse. He'll try his best to polish the turd, but they haven't got a goal in them and they need to win games to stay up.

[Chip Butty]

The real questions are - will the Gang of Four be there on Saturday, what will the security arrangements be, can they get in and out of the ground alive and how toxic can it get.

 

Cant wait. 

 

 

[Wezza]

1 minute ago, Chip Butty said:

The real questions are - will the Gang of Four be there on Saturday, what will the security arrangements be, can they get in and out of the ground alive and how toxic can it get.

 

Cant wait. 

 

 

If only they were playing top of the league and it was being broadcast. Oh 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 minutes ago, Wezza said:

If only they were playing top of the league and it was being broadcast. Oh 

Arsenal owe it to everyone to give these shitbags the kind of merciless punishment beating that violates the Geneva Conventions.

[Arniepie]

[Chocoholic]

All things considered, at least they won't be suffering the usual ignominy of being last on MotD again. Although, going on the expected result, they may wish they were. Can't catch a break.

[Marko121]

I love the way Dyche was giving it the old it’s hard to buy players as they must be better than what you have. 
 

ironically, they bid for about 600 players on deadline day. What does that say about the ones he has ? 
 

Unfortunately, the cunt will keep them up though 

[stringvest]

Does the forum think that Klopp could keep these up?