*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Strontium]

Only place I could think of to put this - that bluenose balloon Mike Parry was on Radio 2 at lunch time making the point that any other medal than gold at the Olympics wasn't worth having, and bronze was a failure! I forget, how many Olympic gold medal has that lard bucket won?

 

He's forgetting that true winners don't need to win anything.

[Trumo]

 

"First Kings of Anfield" eh? That automatically implies that there were plenty more that followed. Unfortunately for them, all of those were Redshite.

[Harry Squatter]

Sad sad sad twats

[Barrington Womble]

there was a premier league preview on bbc north west news earlier. they were outside the wood shack, but i couldn't see all this new cladding they are supposed to be putting up. 

 

as for that "kings of anfield". so they're bragging about a team that had a liverbird on their badge and who's owning company was to change it's name to liverpool football club just 12 months later. 

[manwiththestick]

They just don't get it do they.

[Strontium]

Welcome to Everton FC

Home of the Boos

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Well I suppose the cou...Oh!... Hang on a minute!

 

If you're after another laugh, this thread is even better.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/blue-union-board-angst.90617/

That is quite lovely.

https://twitter.com/TheBlueUnion/status/763848811336851457/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[Reckoner]

they should go into Rice lane Maccies and slap down 15 quid on the table and demand 4 value meals.

[RobbieOR]

They think they're getting Joe Hart now because why else would they give up John Stones to City so easily?

 

Some are against it though because paying over £30m for him is too much and not as much value as Bolasie.

[Lee909]

Yeah £30ml on a man that runs really fast and has scored 27 career goals only 10 in 3 top flight seasons is real value

[Lycan]

I hope they do sign Joe Hart. He's shit.

[Barrington Womble]

I hope they do sign Joe Hart. He's shit.

He is, but miles better than they have.

[Jairzinho]

Haven't they already bought the Dutch keeper with the name I can't be arsed to google to spell correctly this window?

[Pidge]

Skeletonbell isn't it?

[Lee909]

Stekelenburg

Cant spell it wothout Blue

 

He gets them

[halewood pete]

Did you know that 1 out of 10 Everton fans talk just as much shite as the other 9?

[Ne Moe Imya]

I hope they do sign Joe Hart. He's shit.

 

Depends on who you think we're going to be competing with this season (and the seasons to come).

 

If you think we're going to be scrapping with Everton for 7th, then yeah, I can see why you'd want them to spunk 30m on Hart. I, however, think we're going to be higher up, and I'd rather they didn't turn right around and gift City 30m to spend on an actual good player.  City are going to be tough enough to beat as it is without teams giving them outrageous profits on their deadwood.

[Curly]

Only place I could think of to put this - that bluenose balloon Mike Parry was on Radio 2 at lunch time making the point that any other medal than gold at the Olympics wasn't worth having, and bronze was a failure! I forget, how many Olympic gold medal has that lard bucket won?

I hate him. Fucking oxygen thief.

[Curly]

there was a premier league preview on bbc north west news earlier. they were outside the wood shack, but i couldn't see all this new cladding they are supposed to be putting up. 

 

as for that "kings of anfield". so they're bragging about a team that had a liverbird on their badge and who's owning company was to change it's name to liverpool football club just 12 months later.

 

125 fucking years ago!

 

Living off former glories? Redshite behaviour that.

[Lee909]

A few years back he was up in arms one morning calling for all sorts of sanctions as Liverpool fans were singing sectarian songs. Some told him it was Fields of Anfield road and had been sung for years. Woild believe them

[manwiththestick]

Lukaku "injured" apparently.

[Karius]

They looked neat and tidy today. Once Koeman brings in a few of his own players and has some time to mould them I can see them challenging us for top eight

[Horus]

Depends on who you think we're going to be competing with this season (and the seasons to come).

 

If you think we're going to be scrapping with Everton for 7th, then yeah, I can see why you'd want them to spunk 30m on Hart. I, however, think we're going to be higher up, and I'd rather they didn't turn right around and gift City 30m to spend on an actual good player.  City are going to be tough enough to beat as it is without teams giving them outrageous profits on their deadwood.

You think we're going to be competing with city?

 

[Reckoner]

They looked neat and tidy today. Once Koeman brings in a few of his own players and has some time to mould them I can see them challenging us for top eight

I'm surprised Mourinho didn't go there what with all that money swishing about. When you sign Joe Hart and James Rodriguez Everton will be knocking on the door of the top 4. I'm really quite worried as you look like you could dominate for decades now and nobody can stop you.

[littletedwest]

I can't be 100% certain, of course, but I'm faaaaairly sure Everton are bragging about being taken advantage of by loads of scallies getting their tickets at a discount:

 

My cousin has an under 18s season ticket for Bolton. He's 38