Karius

They looked neat and tidy today. Once Koeman brings in a few of his own players and has some time to mould them I can see them challenging us for top eight

Nailed on for relegation - again

Specialist in failure

Yeah Chelsea nailed on for top 4 after their spectacular efforts last season

If we sell Benteke we haven't spent dick, even with the league drowning in TV money. Not even the biggest FSG apologists can spin that as a positive

Good luck mate. Try and stick around if possible, even under a new username. Your even-handed rational posts are the only thing keeping me sane around here. Stay strong brother

Em City in clueless cunt shocker

Stay strong brother. The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinion of the sheep

Even forgetting his highly questionable past he just tried to maim one of our only fit centre backs a week before the start of the season in a fucking friendly. Great player, rubbish human being

Reminds me of that Greek fella we had a few years back that everyone got carried away with. Will be playing in the Lithuanian League within two years

Yes I'm sure Lovren agrees. Dickhead

Made up with that. Mane looks a real menace and that Grujic kid could be anything. Origi looks an amazing piece of business by Brendan. And fuck Suarez the snide little cunt

Geordies have always hated us as a team and city. Couldn't give a fuck if they were managed by the easter bunny still want them to wallow in misery. Relegation please Benitez.

Nah getting relegated again would be a lot funnier. A distinct possibility with the fraud in charge

Will win more silverware at Celtic than Klopp will at Liverpool unfortunately