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Instant cunt identifiers

Remmie

By Remmie,
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Lad who works in our place is his double,when he 1st started everyone used to go round saying let's go bargain hunting to say he got pissed off would be an understatement

 

Was he a cunt as well are just unlucky enough to look like him? 

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Still works with us he's not the most popular of people, he used to be an undertaker says it all really

 

Obviously bummed as a kid. 

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The voice of experience over here.

 

Nice of you to admit it mate....I do take it over here is a reference to your end....

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Our former Chief Executive bought a box full of "Dude, Where's My Iceberg?" and handed them out to all of the managers.

 

Some pricks actually read it.

 

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(This was before the auditors started sniffing around and he, quite unexpectedly, discovered a job opportunity in Brisbane!)

I saw a cunt at the station the other morning wearing double denim (with turned up jeans to reveal "outrageous" odd socks), stupid shirt, trilby, and ridiculous trainers. He had the ubiquitous beard and twatcut poking out from under his hat, and topped it off with a crap man bag and a copy of The Art of Creative Thinking.

 

My cuntdar nearly exploded.

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I saw a cunt at the station the other morning wearing double denim (with turned up jeans to reveal "outrageous" odd socks), stupid shirt, trilby, and ridiculous trainers. He had the ubiquitous beard and twatcut poking out from under his hat, and topped it off with a crap man bag and a copy of The Art of Creative Thinking.

 

My cuntdar nearly exploded.

It's times like this I wish I was was master grifter/pickpocket so I could momentarily swipe his bag and place a little present in it.

 

A shit, if you're wondering.

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Fellas who wear jeans with a suit jacket. There's loads of the fuckers in our place. Wear a suit or wear jeans and shirt or jumper.

 

Thats the motherlode of cunt identifiers that one. Its the equivalent of the ten commandments. Thou Shalt Not Wear A Suit Jacket With Jeans Or Thou Shalt Look A Massive Cunt.

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I laugh at the old Turkish blokes here in Germany, they were a jazzy suit with fucking trainers! Now that has to be classed as grade A cuntishness. 

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People who write "nom nom". As in, "just about to give it to this all day breakfast. Get in my belly! Nom nom".

 

Fuck off you cunt.

 

In fact, people who use "get in my belly" or any other out of date movie reference and think it's absolutely hilarious. They're the type who will catchphrase whenever they get chance and laugh at their own hilarity while looking at everyone else for a reaction. Fucking try hard cunts.

 

Add onto all that, people who put pictures of meals they have prepared on Facebook. I make at least 2 meals per day and don't feel the need to show anyone and add a fucking irritating caption (cf points above).

 

Happy weekend though

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