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4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Ordered 3 Fred Perry Olos as Very had  Black Friday sale on. Got all 3 for 62 quid which is effectively 3 for the price of a normal one. 

 

Once I told her she had a face on for me daring to spend my own money. She then moaned saying I spend too much on clothes yet the last time I bought anything was with a £100 voucher I got from work. I've done absolutely nothing all year and spent fuck all yet I'm a cunt for spending 62 quid. 

 

The really do despise you having any joy in your life. 

 

 

I'm not sure how you are still married to your missus,she sounds an absolute nightmare.

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I've no patience for that shite. Probably why I've been single at least half my adult life. If someone tells me how to spend my money, my immediate response is "it's my money and I'll do what I like". Thankfully this one doesn't give me shit about buying random stuff. She just rolls her eyes and laughs when the Amazon delivery driver is juggling 8 packages at the door.

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Why do they bug you about the guys working in the house. We've had people in doing all sorts since we moved in 3 months ago & I'm fucking sick of it.

 

'Why were they late?'

'I don't want them there when we're eating our tea.'

 

And then when something is wrong I get it in the neck about that too.

 

It's me who has to listen to them knocking seven shades of shite out of the place for 5hrs a day while she goes to her Mum's & guess who saved up all the money to pay them too.

 

I'm going to tell her to fuck off when she gets in tonight.

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1 hour ago, Mook said:

Why do they bug you about the guys working in the house. We've had people in doing all sorts since we moved in 3 months ago & I'm fucking sick of it.

 

'Why were they late?'

'I don't want them there when we're eating our tea.'

 

And then when something is wrong I get it in the neck about that too.

 

It's me who has to listen to them knocking seven shades of shite out of the place for 5hrs a day while she goes to her Mum's & guess who saved up all the money to pay them too.

 

I'm going to tell her to fuck off when she gets in tonight.

Will this be a silent, miming fuck of behind her back like we all do to our mrs'?

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2 minutes ago, niallers said:

Will this be a silent, miming fuck of behind her back like we all do to our mrs'?

Of course.

 

I want to watch the F******* at 7:45pm.

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1 hour ago, Mook said:

Why do they bug you about the guys working in the house. We've had people in doing all sorts since we moved in 3 months ago & I'm fucking sick of it.

 

'Why were they late?'

'I don't want them there when we're eating our tea.'

 

And then when something is wrong I get it in the neck about that too.

 

It's me who has to listen to them knocking seven shades of shite out of the place for 5hrs a day while she goes to her Mum's & guess who saved up all the money to pay them too.

 

I'm going to tell her to fuck off when she gets in tonight.

Your wife sounds like me!

 

Years ago, when I was 19 or 20, my parents were having a new bathroom installed. I couldn’t put up with the noise and the inconvenience of not being able to have a shite when I wanted or being able to wash my hair. I kept moaning and moaning, so my dad booked me into a hotel in town for three nights. At the end of my stay, I did a runner without settling the bill and spent the money on a new pair of trainees and some food. Unbeknown to me, my dad had left his credit card details with them as security, so they rang him and charged his card.

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42 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Your wife sounds like me!

 

Years ago, when I was 19 or 20, my parents were having a new bathroom installed. I couldn’t put up with the noise and the inconvenience of not being able to have a shite when I wanted or being able to wash my hair. I kept moaning and moaning, so my dad booked me into a hotel in town for three nights. At the end of my stay, I did a runner without settling the bill and spent the money on a new pair of trainees and some food. Unbeknown to me, my dad had left his credit card details with them as security, so they rang him and charged his card.

Ha ha, superb.

 

If I had a credit card, I would happily put her & the kids in a hotel for a few days while I get to watch cowboy films & listen to jazz fusion albums all night.

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56 minutes ago, niallers said:

Will this be a silent, miming fuck of behind her back like we all do to our mrs'?

Haha, this reminded me of this classic:

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Mook said:

Ha ha, superb.

 

If I had a credit card, I would happily put her & the kids in a hotel for a few days while I get to watch cowboy films & listen to jazz fusion albums all night.

Brokeback Mountain on repeat no doubt.

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3 hours ago, Mook said:

Of course.

 

I want to watch the F******* at 7:45pm.

If we don't hear from you again after tonight we know what's happened.

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The light of my life ‘My friends* are going for a walk with the dogs, I might join them’

 

Bruce ‘Sounds nice, feel free. I’ll occupy the kids and I’m cooking dinner anyway, so go for it’

 

TLOML ‘But, I’ve got work to do’

 

B ‘Well do your work then’

 

TLOML ‘You just don’t get it! What’s the point?’

 

B ‘’

 

Foul mood ever since, no idea what the fuck I did, let alone have any interest in finding out. 
 

I’m having a lovely dinner and drinking great beer.

 

I think I’m winning?
 

*We have two single friends who are part of our bubble.

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My ex would refuse to answer the door and would think nothing of trying to get you to snap off your shit half way through so you had to answer rather than her.

 

She also wouldn’t ring for a takeaway but would stand there while you made the call, talking over you and interrupting. I used to make her write down exactly what the order was beforehand and repeat that to them with her listening to the whole call.

 

She’d then say things like ‘did you remember to say ‘no veg’ with the chilli beef?’ as soon as you were off the call.

 

If the order came and was wrong it was then also my fault because I mumble apparently. It would then be my job to ring and moan if they were late even though I know that never speeds it up. If they were much later after that call she’d then blame me for either being too nice or too harsh with them so they were obviously now taking the piss.

 

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8 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

My ex would refuse to answer the door and would think nothing of trying to get you to snap off your shit half way through so you had to answer rather than her.

 

She also wouldn’t ring for a takeaway but would stand there while you made the call, talking over you and interrupting. I used to make her write down exactly what the order was beforehand and repeat that to them with her listening to the whole call.

 

She’d then say things like ‘did you remember to say ‘no veg’ with the chilli beef?’ as soon as you were off the call.

 

If the order came and was wrong it was then also my fault because I mumble apparently. It would then be my job to ring and moan if they were late even though I know that never speeds it up. If they were much later after that call she’d then blame me for either being too nice or too harsh with them so they were obviously now taking the piss.

 

 

Fuck all of that.

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4 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Or, she could be ahead of the curve and referencing this Dutch software company who are doing great things! 
 

https://www.simulise.com/

 

Ahead of the curve, eh. 
 

Nah, I think her mouth just gets ahead of her brain. She’s a beautiful human though and I wouldn’t change a hair on her pretty head. 

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6 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Ahead of the curve, eh. 
 

Nah, I think her mouth just gets ahead of her brain. She’s a beautiful human though and I wouldn’t change a hair on her pretty head. 

She’s got access to your account hasn’t she?

 

Hi Mrs The Bitch! 

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My wife is annoyed that HP printer cartridges cost so much. Despite the fact I claim them back on expenses.  
 

She’s gone out today to buy a new printer.  Guess what make it is? 

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3 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

My wife is annoyed that HP printer cartridges cost so much. Despite the fact I claim them back on expenses.  
 

She’s gone out today to buy a new printer.  Guess what make it is? 

 

If you weren't expensing it, then it would make a lot of sense to sign up to HP's Instant Ink. It costs nothing to print the first 15 pages each month, and every set of 10 pages thereafter is £1. Or you could opt for the next price band, where for £1.99 it covers there first 50 pages printed, and every 10 pages thereafter is £1. There are different price bands to suit your usage. They send you replacement cartridges automatically because they monitor your usage wirelessly. The cartridges will only work with your specific printer that you've registered with HP, and that's the only thing you need to be aware of. I haven't paid more than £24 in a year, whereas a single set of cartridges for my printer is about £40 and I'd probably need to go through a couple of sets a year at least.

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1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

My wife is annoyed that HP printer cartridges cost so much. Despite the fact I claim them back on expenses.  
 

She’s gone out today to buy a new printer.  Guess what make it is? 

Potato?

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