The world of a woman.

[Section_31]

The Mrs always asks me a question right before turning the hoover on.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The Mrs always asks me a question right before turning the hoover on.

 

 

 

 

[Section_31]

Janet Street porter on telly going on about men not being able to multi task, been hearing that for years, is that like when thick people claim clever people "have no common sense"?

 

 

Must have missed the bit where all helicopter pilots are women and men just stand on the ground marvelling at them saying "wow, wish I could move my hands, eyes and feet at the same time."

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Janet Street porter on telly going on about men not being able to multi task, been hearing that for years, is that like when thick people claim clever people "have no common sense"?

 

 

Must have missed the bit where all helicopter pilots are women and men just stand on the ground marvelling at them saying "wow, wish I could move my hands, eyes and feet at the same time."

Given all the strides for equality, it's still perfectly okay to slate blokes on live TV.

 

Ugly, horse mouth cunt.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

Given all the strides for equality, it's still perfectly okay to slate blokes on live TV.

 

Ironically parroting the tired "men can't multitask" stereotype in an attempt to get laughs does nothing to disprove the "women aren't funny" stereotype.

[Trumo]

18 minutes ago, Elite said:

Given all the strides for equality, it's still perfectly okay to slate blokes on live TV.

 

Ugly, horse mouth cunt.

 

Harsh on Section that.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Ironically parroting the tired "men can't multitask" stereotype in an attempt to get laughs does nothing to disprove the "women aren't funny" stereotype.

I could prove them wrong live in the Loose Women studio by crushing Janet Street-Porters teeth like in American History X whilst simultaneously smashing Coleen Nolan and Stacey Solomans heads off the fucking panel desk and getting a suck off Kelly Brook. 

[Davelfc]

13 minutes ago, Elite said:

Given all the strides for equality, it's still perfectly okay to slate blokes on live TV.

 

Ugly, horse mouth cunt.

We have very few comedians these days that look for the line and test it, Frankie Boyle used to wander over with huge strides when he was funny. 

 

Now if you are looking to get on TV where the money is, you have to stay within some new lines that restrict comedians to very safe subjects that can in no way cause offence to anyone. There are of course exceptions. 

 

Also generally speaking most people do not give a shit about being stereotyped for their sex, but the ones that do and are very vocal about it tend to be women. 

 

When it comes to tv shows and adverts then it's also generally easy to avoid all the current pitfalls and future ones yet to be discovered by just targeting men. Mainly because we don't give a shit. 

[Section_31]

Haha, twat. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Poster said:

When it comes to tv shows and adverts then it's also generally easy to avoid all the current pitfalls and future ones yet to be discovered by just targeting men. Mainly because we don't give a shit. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Watching that Informer on Netflix and someone made a reference to a canary going down a mine when talking about an informant being thrown in with some serious terror suspects so I asked the missus if she knew what the reference meant and she's just gone "Yeah they used to send the canary down first to check the roof wasn't gonna collapse in" 

[Davelfc]

55 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Watching that Informer on Netflix and someone made a reference to a canary going down a mine when talking about an informant being thrown in with some serious terror suspects so I asked the missus if she knew what the reference meant and she's just gone "Yeah they used to send the canary down first to check the roof wasn't gonna collapse in" 

Naaah, that was the reason they would send down a Miner Bird. 

[easytoslip]

She rang and said Southampton got beat again, she supports them, and asked if Ings scored, I said no, but he always does maybe its because he had Covid and it takes quite a while to get over it. 

That's probably the reason I replied. 

[Chip Butty]

On Friday(Week 6) she's only just realised you have to remove the plastic cover on the charger, for her I-watch she got as a prezzy for xmas, for it to charge properly.

She's been secretly suffering in silence with the watch going flat and was building the courage up to ask the kids for the receipt, so she can send it back as it wasn't working properly.

 

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

[littletedwest]

In bed when I notice my phone using mobile data not WiFi. Ask the Mrs she's the same , we guess it's just gone down.

5 minutes later " i've turned all the plugs off in the living room to give them a rest"

 

[Bob]

On 31/12/2020 at 13:28, Doctor Troy said:

A lad I know has two kids and basically has done nothing with his life for the past seven years. His bird always seems to be out and was on Facebook again the other night out with her mates.

 

We were talking about things we'd like to do if this pandemic shite ever gets sorted. I said I'd love to back to Argentina to watch Boca V River or to Las Vegas again.

 

He told his bird that he would love to do the Inca trail in Peru but when she realised that he would be away for over a week she went mad and said no fucking chance. She's been away to Benidorm, Ibiza and Newcastle in the last couple of years and managed to maintain almost a single woman's social life since they've had kids. But now she says fuck off to one of his lifetime ambitions.

 

Can't see that one lasting long.

 

 

If your missus isn’t someone you’d want with you on a once in a lifetime trip then there’s a problem anyway I reckon, never mind if she’d want to block it for any reason

[General Dryness]

On 01/01/2021 at 02:28, Doctor Troy said:

A lad I know has two kids and basically has done nothing with his life for the past seven years. His bird always seems to be out and was on Facebook again the other night out with her mates.

 

We were talking about things we'd like to do if this pandemic shite ever gets sorted. I said I'd love to back to Argentina to watch Boca V River or to Las Vegas again.

 

He told his bird that he would love to do the Inca trail in Peru but when she realised that he would be away for over a week she went mad and said no fucking chance. She's been away to Benidorm, Ibiza and Newcastle in the last couple of years and managed to maintain almost a single woman's social life since they've had kids. But now she says fuck off to one of his lifetime ambitions.

 

Can't see that one lasting long.

 

 

If my missus ever wanted to go to Ibiza, Benidorm or Newcastle for a holiday, I'd divorce her on principle. 

[manwiththestick]

Probably one for the 'little things that annoy' thread but it's about the wife so I'll add it here.

 

She always pulls the handbrake on her car without pushing in the little button so you get that ratchet sound everytime she pulls up outside. Small thing granted, but it doesn't half do my head in.

 

Another one is she closes our bedroom doors without pulling down the handle meaning the sash locates into the plate on the door in the noisiest possible way.

 

Just don't understand her sometimes.

[Special K]

We've had an unexpected week off due to having to close the daycare because of Covid.

 

Week of lie ins, watching films, early drinking and video games, taking advantage of a break we never got over Christmas?

 

Nah, lets get builders in to make a new room in the house we can barely afford and do a load of painting.

 

This relationship just keeps getting harder and harder

[Gnasher]

She might have won. This world is so unfair

 

https://nypost.com/2020/10/27/transgender-woman-sues-after-being-refused-by-beauty-pageant/?utm_source=facebook_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site buttons&utm_campaign=site buttons&fbclid=IwAR1ranQPw2l38Njexaxmb2Z2qVPw6Rs2cvrB9CJsM8uGySRH15KKX1eQFVs

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

She might have won. This world is so unfair

 

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Pretty sure that’s already been discussed in Rico’s #1 thread. 

[Gnasher]

5 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Pretty sure that’s already been discussed in Rico’s #1 thread. 

Opps sorry. She would've won.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Been playing, "Made Up Movie Facts, " with Mrs D recently.  Best ones I've got passed her so far were from Saving Private Ryan. 

 

1. That the guy who plays Old Ryan was Matt Damon's grandad

2. That Spielberg insisted on real corpses for the D-day scene(when they're all bobbing in the tide) and that people donated their bodies for it.

 

She pulled me up on the first one the next day because she checked IMDB but has yet to challenge the corpse one. 

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Been playing, "Made Up Movie Facts, " with Mrs D recently.  Best ones I've got passed her so far were from Saving Private Ryan. 

 

1. That the guy who plays Old Ryan was Matt Damon's grandad

2. That Spielberg insisted on real corpses for the D-day scene(when they're all bobbing in the tide) and that people donated their bodies for it.

 

She pulled me up on the first one the next day because she checked IMDB but has yet to challenge the corpse one. 

Tell her Total Recall was actually filmed on mars. 

 

 

 

Said it on here a few times but an ex turned to me during War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise and said "I cant believe this is based on a true story" when challenged "yes it is, from the 30's"