What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Dave D]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Not sure if I'm following this correctly but are you suggesting that you put pepper and jam... JAM... on a sausage sandwich? 

Bingo- it really is good. 

 

My wife was disgusted with me as well to be fair.

 

   

[Dave D]

Quality pork sausages need to be thick, butter the toast, light even spread of jam and loads of white pepper.   

[Trumo]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Not sure if I'm following this correctly but are you suggesting that you put pepper and jam... JAM... on a sausage sandwich? 

 

Americans do something similar, calling it a Monte Cristo.

[Bjornebye]

You dirty bastard 

[Dave D]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

You dirty bastard 

Cant argue with that

[Dougie Do'ins]

It's not something I'd try but why is it acceptable to put apple sauce on pork or cranberry sauce on turkey  ?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

It's not something I'd try but why is it acceptable to put apple sauce on pork or cranberry sauce on turkey  ?

I dont use either, I prefer horseradish and have it with all roasts (Only a little bit) and I've always been anti apple/cranberry sauce but I did have a pork roll at a festival once and it had apple sauce on. It was one of the nicest things I've ever eaten. 

 

Mint sauce is for paedophiles. Why would you ruin a nice bit of lamb with mint fucking sauce? 

[Dougie Do'ins]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I dont use either, I prefer horseradish and have it with all roasts (Only a little bit) and I've always been anti apple/cranberry sauce but I did have a pork roll at a festival once and it had apple sauce on. It was one of the nicest things I've ever eaten. 

 

Mint sauce is for paedophiles. Why would you ruin a nice bit of lamb with mint fucking sauce? 

In mints defence,  at least it's a herb.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

In mints defence,  at least it's a herb.

Its toothpaste on your dinner. 

[Pidge]

You're mad, Stig. Lamb is great because it has a strong flavour that can compliment mint. Great on a winter roast with the vinegar mixing with the cabbage a bit too.

 

The bit I don't get is people buying the stuff, mint spreads like [hilarious but insulting simile - fuck off it's Monday and I'm tired], it's just mint and vinegar, make your own.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Pidge said:

You're mad, Stig. Lamb is great because it has a strong flavour that can compliment mint. Great on a winter roast with the vinegar mixing with the cabbage a bit too.

 

The bit I don't get is people buying the stuff, mint spreads like [hilarious but insulting simile - fuck off it's Monday and I'm tired], it's just mint and vinegar, make your own.

Mint sauce is for cunts mate x 

[Dave D]

Im a mint convert.

I used to say things like "its like putting polo mints on your roast"- mainly because I thought I was hilarious and righteous. 

 

I have it with Lamb every time now 

 

Think as you get older your tastes change. Or you grow up.

[Dave D]

23 minutes ago, Pidge said:

You're mad, Stig. Lamb is great because it has a strong flavour that can compliment mint. Great on a winter roast with the vinegar mixing with the cabbage a bit too.

 

The bit I don't get is people buying the stuff, mint spreads like [hilarious but insulting simile - fuck off it's Monday and I'm tired], it's just mint and vinegar, make your own.

I learnt this the hard way. I wanted to grow herbs so planted chives, rosemary and mint all in one long trough. The mint just spread everywhere    

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Dave D said:

 

Think as you get older your tastes change. Or you grow up.

Says the man who puts strawberry jam on his sausage sandwich 

[Dave D]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Says the man who puts strawberry jam on his sausage sandwich 

This is the very height of maturity and sophistication

[Evelyn Tentions]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Optional gratuity is a pet hatred of mine, even more so at 15%. 
 

Cheeky greedy cunt. 

£5 for a tomato - pay your staff properly and fuck off with the gratuity

[lifetime fan]

27 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

£5 for a tomato - pay your staff properly and fuck off with the gratuity

The difference in attitude between Ramsey and Giorgio Locatelli. 
 

Over 10 years ago Locatelli insisted on paying even his pot wash staff at least £16k a year. 

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Says the man who puts strawberry jam on his sausage sandwich 

 

3 hours ago, Dave D said:

This is the very height of maturity and sophistication

 

Spoken like a true gent who cares not a jot that she's got the painters in.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The difference in attitude between Ramsey and Giorgio Locatelli. 
 

Over 10 years ago Locatelli insisted on paying even his pot wash staff at least £16k a year. 

Locatelli is a god in my eyes. Have one of his cookery books. The fucking man.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The difference in attitude between Ramsey and Giorgio Locatelli. 
 

Over 10 years ago Locatelli insisted on paying even his pot wash staff at least £16k a year. 

yeah, but what are his breakfasts like? 

[TheHowieLama]

37 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Locatelli is a god in my eyes. Have one of his cookery books. The fucking man.

Named after cheese so can't go wrong.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

Locatelli is a god in my eyes. Have one of his cookery books. The fucking man.

This one? 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

The story of him on the cathedral steps getting told off by the catholic priests for chasing girls had me roaring with laughter. 

[Chip Butty]

10 hours ago, Dave D said:

Quality pork sausages need to be thick, butter the toast, light even spread of jam and loads of white pepper.   

I can only conclude you either like to get stoned before breakfast or you've caught Elvis Presley disease. 

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

This one? 

 

 

 

The very one