What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

In mints defence,  at least it's a herb.

Its toothpaste on your dinner. 

[Pidge]

You're mad, Stig. Lamb is great because it has a strong flavour that can compliment mint. Great on a winter roast with the vinegar mixing with the cabbage a bit too.

 

The bit I don't get is people buying the stuff, mint spreads like [hilarious but insulting simile - fuck off it's Monday and I'm tired], it's just mint and vinegar, make your own.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Pidge said:

You're mad, Stig. Lamb is great because it has a strong flavour that can compliment mint. Great on a winter roast with the vinegar mixing with the cabbage a bit too.

 

The bit I don't get is people buying the stuff, mint spreads like [hilarious but insulting simile - fuck off it's Monday and I'm tired], it's just mint and vinegar, make your own.

Mint sauce is for cunts mate x 

[Dave D]

Im a mint convert.

I used to say things like "its like putting polo mints on your roast"- mainly because I thought I was hilarious and righteous. 

 

I have it with Lamb every time now 

 

Think as you get older your tastes change. Or you grow up.

[Dave D]

23 minutes ago, Pidge said:

You're mad, Stig. Lamb is great because it has a strong flavour that can compliment mint. Great on a winter roast with the vinegar mixing with the cabbage a bit too.

 

The bit I don't get is people buying the stuff, mint spreads like [hilarious but insulting simile - fuck off it's Monday and I'm tired], it's just mint and vinegar, make your own.

I learnt this the hard way. I wanted to grow herbs so planted chives, rosemary and mint all in one long trough. The mint just spread everywhere    

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Dave D said:

 

Think as you get older your tastes change. Or you grow up.

Says the man who puts strawberry jam on his sausage sandwich 

[Dave D]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Says the man who puts strawberry jam on his sausage sandwich 

This is the very height of maturity and sophistication

[Evelyn Tentions]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Optional gratuity is a pet hatred of mine, even more so at 15%. 
 

Cheeky greedy cunt. 

£5 for a tomato - pay your staff properly and fuck off with the gratuity

[lifetime fan]

27 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

£5 for a tomato - pay your staff properly and fuck off with the gratuity

The difference in attitude between Ramsey and Giorgio Locatelli. 
 

Over 10 years ago Locatelli insisted on paying even his pot wash staff at least £16k a year. 

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Says the man who puts strawberry jam on his sausage sandwich 

 

3 hours ago, Dave D said:

This is the very height of maturity and sophistication

 

Spoken like a true gent who cares not a jot that she's got the painters in.

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The difference in attitude between Ramsey and Giorgio Locatelli. 
 

Over 10 years ago Locatelli insisted on paying even his pot wash staff at least £16k a year. 

Locatelli is a god in my eyes. Have one of his cookery books. The fucking man.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

The difference in attitude between Ramsey and Giorgio Locatelli. 
 

Over 10 years ago Locatelli insisted on paying even his pot wash staff at least £16k a year. 

yeah, but what are his breakfasts like? 

[TheHowieLama]

37 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Locatelli is a god in my eyes. Have one of his cookery books. The fucking man.

Named after cheese so can't go wrong.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, KMD7 said:

Locatelli is a god in my eyes. Have one of his cookery books. The fucking man.

This one? 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

The story of him on the cathedral steps getting told off by the catholic priests for chasing girls had me roaring with laughter. 

[Chip Butty]

10 hours ago, Dave D said:

Quality pork sausages need to be thick, butter the toast, light even spread of jam and loads of white pepper.   

I can only conclude you either like to get stoned before breakfast or you've caught Elvis Presley disease. 

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

This one? 

 

 

 

The very one 

[lifetime fan]

55 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

The very one 

It’s one of my favourite cool books ever. 
 

The guy is a legend. The autobiography parts of the book are almost better than the recipes. 

[Curly]

32 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

It’s one of my favourite cool books ever. 
 

I reckon this would rate high with you then.

[Dave D]

14 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

I can only conclude you either like to get stoned before breakfast or you've caught Elvis Presley disease. 

I wouldnt have it on a chip butty

[Scrump]

2 Bacon

2 Cheesy smashed eggs

2 Mushrooms

1 Avocado

Watercress

 

No tomatoes, no beans

 

Bring it on

[cloggypop]

What the fuck is a cheesy smashed egg? 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Scrump said:

2 Bacon

2 Cheesy smashed eggs

2 Mushrooms

1 Avocado

Watercress

 

No tomatoes, no beans

 

Bring it on

Christ. Thank God I'm using a VPN.

[Mudface]

Just now, cloggypop said:

What the fuck is a cheesy smashed egg? 

Judging by the picture, it's a euphemism for Alsatian vomit.

[Scrump]

2 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

What the fuck is a cheesy smashed egg? 

Fry, stir, add cheese, keep stirring - easy (and delicious)