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what kind of drunk are you?

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heh heh heh i was in a gaff on xmas eve and i was belting out frankie boyle jokes/stories and passing them off as my own!

 

So generally being offensive to everyone? ;)

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Section_31 Grand Master

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My mate's a proper dick when he's pissed. He's married with kids and basically hates his life, he's a lovely bloke but when he's pissed it all comes out. He just does daft shit, he'll throw things at you (daft shit like sweets and cushions) at you, try and push you over, or phone your parents off your phone when you're not looking (in the middle of the night).

 

If we weren't such a sound bunch he'd have been knocked out by now.

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I'm a sound drunk, I just fuck around and have a laugh but then get tired very, very quickly.

 

Same as me, my brother on the other hand turns into an obnoxious c*nt.

 

In the pub during the Champions League Final in May he started on one of his mates and then took a swing at both me & my best mate (we are considerably bigger than him). We got him out of the pub sharpish before he was put on "Pubwatch" and couldn't go anywhere for a drink.

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Drink, laugh, talk like fuck, drink some more, laugh more, talk like fuck more, eat something that tastes something vaguely like food, laugh like fuck, drink more, chat to amazing looking eighteen year old, laugh more, think that amazing looking eighteen year old is only joking when she says you look like her grandad, laugh less, drink more, taste again that something that tasted vaguely like food, ask for eighteen year old's phone number, drink more (slowly) as eighteen year old laughs her gorgeous head off, find karzi and puke that something that tasted like something that tasted something like food, wash face, cry, wash face again, stop crying, wish gorgeous eighteen year old and her big cunt of a boyfriend well, drink what's left of drink and wait for a taxi to take you home, tell driver shortest way to home, decide to kill taxi driver, give taxi driver excessively large tip as you ask him "how old would y' say I was, la'?", feel comforted when taxi driver says "dunno - bit older than me?", break into own house, get to bed, cry again as you recall that the taxi driver was fucking baldy, wore big blind man's specs and had about two teeth in his fucking mouth, get up and piss all over the airing cupboard, go back to bed, have wank on gorgeous eighteen year, sleep. Wake up the next morning thinking 'not a bad night', go for shite.

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Depends what I've been drinking. If its Vodka I'm nasty and angry. If it's lager/cider I just find everything funny. If it's specialist Cider/Lager like the Pear shit or strong belgian beer I turn into a massive arse

 

*edit* regardless of which drunk I am I'm always a letch with the ladies, this is why my works nights out are always grim

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I gather the Ghost is one of our transatlantic cousins? In my experience their ale-handling abilities are a bit shit!

 

Of course, people in glass houses etc....

 

See in that photo you have a tale of two americans... Ghost is quite visibly passed out drunk while I am taking the piss out of him

 

He is one of those sleepy drunks

 

I however am a stallion of longevity, then i pay the price for it with a twat of a hangover

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See in that photo you have a tale of two americans... Ghost is quite visibly passed out drunk while I am taking the piss out of him

 

He is one of those sleepy drunks

 

I however am a stallion of longevity, then i pay the price for it with a twat of a hangover[/QUOTE]

 

Fair play to you sir. I too know the pain of a grievous hangover.

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Yeah I hate those gnarly, awful, gut aching, acid refluxing, mud butt inducing hangovers

 

I've had several close calls shat-wise today due to my hangover. The most notable was when Aldo walked into Orrys when I was there. No matter how much better I feel when a hangover subsides it's always my guts that are the last to know

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