The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[Jairzinho]

Ha ha. I'm 36!

 

What in? Dog years?

[Torvald Utne]

I've started blow drying my hair at the gym in the morning out of fear of rubbing away more hair.

[Tony Moanero]

Yeah, you can piss off an all!

Hahaha

 

At 36, I still regard myself to be relatively young.

[Champ]

Hahaha

 

At 36, I still regard myself to be relatively young.

 

Indeed you are, from where I'm standing. I'd read your original comment as coming from someone with 'more life experience'

[moof]

I thought tony Manero was about 103 years old tbh

[Bjornebye]

Your all fucking arl bastards

[Anny Road]

I've started blow drying my hair at the gym in the morning out of fear of rubbing away more hair.

I haven't brushed my my hair never mind used a hair dyer since 1985

[VladimirIlyich]

I haven't brushed my my hair never mind used a hair dyer since 1985

Me neither.

But my reasons are out of choice.

[Anny Road]

Me neither.

But my reasons are out of choice.

So are mine ish

[Jairzinho]

Your all fucking arl bastards

Aren't you 30?

[VladimirIlyich]

Your all fucking arl bastards

Says the 30 yr old with the 70 yr old liver.

[stringvest]

Glad you're here to reassure us, mate. I'm 28 on Tuesday, and its scaring the fuck out of me. Then I come on here I speak to the likes of you and Stringers, who are well into your 60s. Puts things in perspective, like.

Cheeky fucker. when I see how some of the kids on here hold their ale I despair for the future.

[Bjornebye]

Says the 30 yr old with the 70 yr old liver.

And the 21 year old missus

 

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[stringvest]

I've started blow drying my hair at the gym in the morning out of fear of rubbing away more hair.

Ouch! I hope you're not being serious. I'm as bald as a coot, me.

[stringvest]

Your all fucking arl bastards

You can fuck off as well

[VladimirIlyich]

And the 21 year old missus

 

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Dont you mean 23 yr old widow.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I've just got home and put BBC 4 on. The Old Grey Whistle Test is on, and I'm still watching it.

[Rico1304]

And the 21 year old missus

 

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For now, for now.

[Ginny]

I'm 33 and some of the shite I'm hearing on here from 20 something's is piss poor. Man up and stop being so old before your time you little runts. Go and get some Lemo and get down the brass house

[stringvest]

It is shocking. I blame the internet.

[Champ]

I blame the parents

[littletedwest]

I'm 33 but I'm bigger stronger faster and wiser than I've ever been.

 

That's what I'm telling the fit 19 year old at work anyway

[Ginny]

I'm 33 but I'm bigger stronger faster and wiser than I've ever been.

That's what I'm telling the fit 19 year old at work anyway

Haha good lad. Take that shit down.

[Alan Sex]

Mrs Sex is 31 and can't understand why I, at 43, like a little sit down on the weekend instead of being all go go go.

 

I need to get a pipe, housecoat, and slippers.

[Rico1304]

At cricket on Saturday I found myself asking the younger players if they had sun cream on...that's it, I'm topping myself.