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Chris

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Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...

Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

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Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

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Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

 

"cleeeeeek"

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I guess I haven't lived because I have never watched it before.

 

You Irish are "a bunch a fuckin' amateurs!"

 

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch that movie before Tuesday otherwise "I fuck you up!"

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Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?

The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

 

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

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You Irish are "a bunch a fuckin' amateurs!"

 

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch that movie before Tuesday otherwise "I fuck you up!"

 

Haha, no chance.

 

I have more important things to be doing. I don't have the time to be watching movies!

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