The latest London drama...

[Chris]

According to the free 'londonpaper' on the way home tonight was a mystery smell that floated over the channel and turned out to be cow manure, that had the city in an uproar.

 

Well fuck me! London cunts in ignorant bastard, never smelt cowshit scandal! What a fucking nightmare for them all! Apparently they could smell it when they came out of their front door! *shocked face*

 

What a bunch of absolute self-absorbed arrogant cunts londonders are? They think the entire world revolves around their entire city which in essence is a nasty grey mass of shit of self importance. Fuck them.

[Randy Marsh]

To be fair Chris, It must have been strong for it to overpower the stench of Rat Piss.

[dudek#1]

It does take the piss actually. The Met Office ahve received complaints about it and have labelled it "Euro-whiff". One of the more right-wing dailies have actually used it an an excuse to slag off the Germans and the EU.

 

To be fair to Londoners, they are not the only cunts implicated in this... the whole of the south are up in arms about it. Idiots.

[RED Tezza]

just smelled like a normal Friday to me to be honest. and i live down here

[Guest TK-421]

According to the free 'londonpaper' on the way home tonight was a mystery smell that floated over the channel and turned out to be cow manure, that had the city in an uproar.

 

Well fuck me! London cunts in ignorant bastard, never smelt cowshit scandal! What a fucking nightmare for them all! Apparently they could smell it when they came out of their front door! *shocked face*

 

What a bunch of absolute self-absorbed arrogant cunts londonders are? They think the entire world revolves around their entire city which in essence is a nasty grey mass of shit of self importance. Fuck them.

 

Welcome to hell.

[She Knows It]

Come back here for the weekend.

[Guest TK-421]

I can feel your anger etc.

[She Knows It]

I've been out of here every other weekend this month and I've totally run out of train fundage.

 

The last time I got a train ad-hoc from Euston, it was about 3.30pm and it would have been about £140 for a one-way ticket to Lime Street. I waited till after 6, and it was still £60. Robbing bastards.

 

Score a lift from Roger next time he's up for the weekend. He's up and down more often than his boxers.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Oh...and a-fucking-nother thing. This mayoral race. The two biggest cunts in the history of the entire world and these cockney cunts thing its the most important thing in the history of the world. And Pete Doherty, and Lilly Allen, and Kelly Osborne, and Amy Winehouse, and Mark Ronson and FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKS

 

If I have to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich...

[melons]

The last time I got a train ad-hoc from Euston, it was about 3.30pm and it would have been about £140 for a one-way ticket to Lime Street. I waited till after 6, and it was still £60. Robbing bastards.

 

Score a lift from Roger next time he's up for the weekend. He's up and down more often than his boxers.

 

I missed the 6am ish train from Wigan to London once, £50.... i go to get the next train £240.... i decided not to go that day.... it was cheaper to pay to book the course again then to pay that train fair...

 

And what the fuck is with tube etiquette... your expected to just know this? well excuse me!!! try making it known with a few posters instead of saying 'move your on the wrong side if your not walking' its manners for fucks sake...

 

I hate the train (from any direction) to London, i hate, actually more then that, but cant think of a word... the tube.... and the fact that ?euston has no lift when your with a buggy is just plain shite...

[bri]

look if you don't like the place simple ........ fuck off eleswhere.

[Spy Bee]

This is funny, I think Chris hates London and all it stands for more than me. And, he lives there!

 

My God, it must be a living nightmare!

[She Knows It]

I missed the 6am ish train from Wigan to London once, £50.... i go to get the next train £240.... i decided not to go that day.... it was cheaper to pay to book the course again then to pay that train fair...

 

And what the fuck is with tube etiquette... your expected to just know this? well excuse me!!! try making it known with a few posters instead of saying 'move your on the wrong side if your not walking' its manners for fucks sake...

 

I hate the train (from any direction) to London, i hate, actually more then that, but cant think of a word... the tube.... and the fact that ?euston has no lift when your with a buggy is just plain shite...

 

I got off the Eurostar at Waterloo last year, and I was getting the tube to Euston and there was a girl standing at the bottom of an escalator with a pram, but holding the baby in her arms. I asked her if she needed a hand, which she gratefully accepted and then went on to explain that she'd been stuck there for half an hour because nobody would help her up. I was shocked.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

Brodude, I moved down there on the premise that it couldn't possibly be as bad as I envisioned... I suck.

 

One away game at Chelsea scared me off for life. Bad first impressions and all that.

[Section_31]

You couldn't drag me to London for any wage, too big, too expensive and too full of arseholes.

 

Are there any English people in London? Serious question? There must be more Americans and Australians there than cockneys.

[She Knows It]

I love London. For a few days.

[Big Ig]

Chelsea and Fulham are my local teams

 

To quote GOB from Arrested Development: "I've made a huge mistake"

 

Same for me when I lived in West Kensington (cheapo high-rises bit of Kensington) for 8 months. D'you reckon you'll last that long?

[melons]

I got off the Eurostar at Waterloo last year, and I was getting the tube to Euston and there was a girl standing at the bottom of an escalator with a pram, but holding the baby in her arms. I asked her if she needed a hand, which she gratefully accepted and then went on to explain that she'd been stuck there for half an hour because nobody would help her up. I was shocked.

 

I did it when there was just 2 kids, i had a moan at one of the porters, he told me to get the bus...

 

Wanker.

 

Although with my (north west) accent and my toddler in the pram rifling through the pocket of the bloke stood next to us...... well..... lets just say i was glad when we arrived in Victoria.... :$

[melons]

look if you don't like the place simple ........ fuck off eleswhere.

 

 

ooooo keep your hair on....

[Big Ig]

You couldn't drag me to London for any wage, too big, too expensive and too full of arseholes.

 

Are there any English people in London? Serious question? There must be more Americans and Australians there than cockneys.

 

And Saud Effricens.

 

I liked the mishmash of cultures part of it, apart from the WASP aussies that flocked there in their gazillions; the non-1st world-derived people were mostly the friendliest people there... apart from a lot of the Nigerian 'dodgy taxi' drivers, who were almost to a man, twats.

[Karl_b]

I hate people that don't know that you're supposed to stick to the right hand side of escalators and stairs.

 

Grrr.

[Spy Bee]

It's the shallow self absorbed ants that would do my head in.

 

The "I'm very career minded" crowd. The "I do Yoga twice a week and then take cocaine all weekend" crowd would also annoy me.

[Karl_b]

I think I'll end up there at some point in my career, possibly on my return from foreign shoals. I'll give it a go and if it's not for me then ah well, no big deal.

[RedinSweden]

I have a strong feeling London would irritate the living fuck out of me.

[bigredruss]

finally that shit hole smells like it is shit. get over it