The Young Ones..

[Paul]

I AM NOT. GETTING. AGGRESSIVE!!!

[Paul]

Rick: “Neil, is it really necessary to have the light on when you’re in the bath?”

Neil: “Well, yeah.”

Rick: “Why, what are you planning to do… photosynthesise?”

[Paul]

Vyv: “You haven’t got a sister, Rick! You’re the classic example of an only child.”

[Paul]

Rick: “Oh, that’s right, Vyvyan. If the mountain won’t come to Muhammad, smash the drawing room to pieces. That’s very Buddhist, isn’t it!”

[Mendoza]

Vyv's mum: Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?

Vyv: Oh yeah. This is a friend of mine called Mike. This is a friend of mine called Neil, and that's a complete bastard i know called Rick.

[Paul]

Rick: Oh cock-a-doodle-doo Neil. What ARE you talking about?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Felicity " treacle " Kendall and Richard " sugar flavoured snot " Briers

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Rick:  "Do you know Summer Holiday?"

Suggs :  "Tell you what, mate, you hum it and I'll smash your face in."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[White man rings a doorbell]

 

Policeman [in sunglasses] "Ho ho ho! Well, Mr Sambo, Darkie, Coon! I've got your number. You're nicked... That's white man's electricity you're burning ring that bell."

[Mendoza]

Youve won a new Ford Tippex

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Ftumsch.

[Shitty Arse]

 

Boss. Funk version

[The Golden Eel]

Anyway, Mawee

[Red74]

Ftumsch.

What's a Ftumsch?

[VladimirIlyich]

Toxteth O'Grady USA

The 'University Challenge' episode was 80s comedy at its finest,absolutely hilarious.

[razor]

Aha!  Tried to fool me.  That's Toxteth again.

[Vincent Vega]

Answer the phone Neil.

[Total Longo]

That's just typical. Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich. 

[KMD7]

Stop that! Stop it now! Go on. Rub it off.

Oh, now look what you've done! Get the picture back before Elephant Head starts singing!

Oh, too late

 

[The Golden Eel]

RICK: COME ON! COME ON! THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS QUEUE BESIDES YOURSELVES YOU KNOW! I dont know, the service in this place seems to get worse and worse, dont you think?

MAN: Aye lad, things certainly were different before these new fangled changes.

RICK: Well of course they were you senile old git, or they wouldn't be changes, would they?

MAN: I was only agreeing with you!

RICK: Oh, yes! I suppose things were pretty marvellous in 'the good old days'. Four year old kiddies digging coal! Three year old kiddies er, digging coal as well as the four year old kiddies. I suppose you think that was the limit, don't you? Well Ive got news for you. I think old people are really boring. And the only reason you don't understand our music is because you don't like it!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The 'University Challenge' episode was 80s comedy at its finest,absolutely hilarious.

Give us some easy ones Bambi ya big bottom burp !

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Cornflakes

[Mendoza]

Battle Of Bannockburn

[Red74]

15 Credibility street

[Mendoza]

A lot of people say young adults are violent. How would you feel if you were old enough to have intercourse with a partner of your choice, and yet you could not drink in pubs.