The Young Ones..

[Stouffer]

..

[Tom R]

Realred, you clown, Mike was a fucking blert.

[wiiksie]

Vyvian or Rik. Neil annoyed me, Mike had his moments.

 

Rik.

[Stouffer]

Neil everytime, sleep gives you cancer.

 

Heavy.

[Monkeywool]

Rick was awesome. "The people's poet"

[Paul]

Rik (with a silent 'P'). As for Mike being crap - wrong, wrong, wrong Tom. Admittedly he wasn't the most obvious character, but he was really dry and often made me laugh.

[Section_31]

Between Vyvian and Rik, Vyvian edges it though for the bit where he's on the train and reads a sign which says 'Don't put head out of window' and he does, his head gets knocked off but his body is still stood there kicking off.

 

Funny as fuck!

[Duncan Clench]

Alexi Sayle.

[Mendoza]

Hands up who likes Rik.

[Alan Sex]

Fuck, put Neil - Meant Vyvian.

[Guest TK-421]

It's, it's Rrrik.

 

I like the episode where they all swap characters for one scene.

[Redder Lurtz]

The visit to the launderette when the washing machine won't accept their stinky clothes, Viv is ace:

 

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence. Ooohh, look what I've got here, all of Felicity Kendal's underwear and it needs a goooood wash.

 

Quality.

 

That said though, the 'Virgin' episode is outstanding.

 

Vyvian, where did you get that Howitzer? Well you'd better rrrrrruddy well put it back where you found it

[Mendoza]

I love it where Rik threatens to call the police if Vivyan uses his roll on deoderant without permission again.

[Monkeywool]

You also have to love where Neil manages to grow some more Neils because he was buried in compost.

 

First you sow the seed, then you grow the seed, then you eat the seed.

[mattyq]

Neal. Reminds me of Uncle Meat wherever he is

[Cosmos]

The Dexy's.

[Stouffer]

Woman: Do you dig graves?

 

Neil: Yeah, yeah, they're all right, yeah.

[Tom R]

Woman: Do you dig graves?

 

Neil: Yeah, yeah, they're all right, yeah.

 

Gold.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Vyvyan by a mile.

[Paul]

Neil - I hate you.

[cochyn]

Lemmy and Helen Mucus are worth an honourable mention as walk-on parts..

[Karl_b]

Ah go on.

 

Amazon.co.uk: The Young Ones : Complete BBC Series 1 & 2 [1982]: Rik Mayall,Adrian Edmondson,Nigel Planer,Christopher Ryan,Alexei Sayle,Dawn French,Jenifer Saunders: DVD

[Joe Strummer]

MIKE: Rick, you've been looking out of that window for three hours now.

 

RICK: Yes, well it's hardly surprising, is it? Vyvyan put super glue all over the pane!

 

VYVYAN: [Reading comic on the couch] Did I? That was a good joke!

 

RICK: I'll probably be disfigured for life, Vyvyan, and you'll have to pay! Ha! And then who will be laughing, ha! [snort] Not you, matey. That's for sure!

 

MIKE: Yeah, well just don't break the glass when you tear your face off, that's all.

 

RICK: I won't. I won't because... [quickly moves away from window] it's not true! It was a joke I made up, and you fell for it like the fascists you are! God, I'm bored! I might as well be listening to Genesis! [Walks to drawing room] Marrow...

 

Meringue...

 

Boomerang...

 

Long blue boomerang...

 

VYVYAN: Oh, shut up!

 

RICK: I'm trying to free form!

 

VYVYAN: I'm trying to read!

 

RICK: OH, REALLY! I learned how to do that years ago! [snort] And what is it you're reading, Vyvyan? A bit of Pretarkian verse, is it? Little bit of French drama?

 

VYVYAN: It's called, 'SS Death Camp Criminal Battalion go to Monte Casino for the Massacre'.

 

RICK: [snatching comic] That's MY bloody comic!

 

VYVYAN: Give it back!

 

RICK: No, Vyvyan! It's mine! [sits down and reads] Anyway, there's no point in reading comics, they're stupid! They treat the kids is if they we're...well, as if they were, you know, kids! Nothing but war in them! War! War! Bloody war! Why can't they have stories about love and peace?

 

VYVYAN: Because it's sissy, you girly!

 

RICK: I'm not being girly, Vyvyan. Longing for a peaceful world is not being girly.

 

VYVYAN: It is! It's being soppy and very very girly!

 

RICK: I AM NOT BEING G...Look, this entire discussion is completely sexist anyway and I don't intend to continue it! [pause] But, for your information, it is not soppy of me to long for a world where a man will love his brother.

 

VYVYAN: Poof!

 

RICK: You're deliberately trying to provoke me, aren't you?

 

VYVYAN: Yeah!

 

RICK: For one man to love another, Vyvyan, is not poofy. It's actually very beautiful. It's only when they start touching each others bottoms that it gets poofy.

 

VYVYAN: I'm going to tell Mike and Neil that you said you love men. Hey, Mike...

 

RICK: Look, all I said was this comic is a reactionary militaristic pamphlet! All they ever do is fight all the time!

 

VYVYAN: And what's so wrong with that? I suppose you think we should all go around touching each others bottoms! 'Dan Dare touches Algie's bottom!' 'Exciting new story: Batman gooses the Joker's crack!'

 

RICK: Alright! Alright! Alright! What's this? [makes weird hippie body movement]

 

VYVYAN: Being poofy!

 

RICK: No, that's peace! What's this? [places his bottom in VYVYAN's face] That's my bottom, isn't it? They're two completely different things!

[hamstrung]

DVD.CO.UK - DVD - The Young Ones: 25th Anniversary Complete Series 1 and 2 (3 Discs) - Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Nigel Planer, Christopher Ryan and Alexei Sayle

 

bit cheaper here

[bigredruss]

have watched a few of these recently late at night, still make me laugh now 20 years on:yes: