My lovely Mayo Mammy..

[Stouffer]

 

My lovely Mayo mammy

So gentle and so wise

Rocking on your rocking chair

Baking cakes and pies

My lovely Mayo mammy

My lovely lovely Mayo mam.

[Stouffer]

 

Can I put my tool in your massive box?

[aikido]

 

 

Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse!

[El Rojo]

 

Can I put my tool in your massive box?

 

Ha, just watched that legendary Pat Mustard episode Saturday night, complete with the hairy babies.

 

Fucking legend.

[Stouffer]

Ha, just watched that legendary Pat Mustard episode Saturday night, complete with the hairy babies.

 

Fucking legend.

 

Father Ted: I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker.

 

Pat Mustard: Oh, yeah? Well, I think that you would need proof if you were going to make that sort of an accusation. And I'm a very careful man, Father. A very careful man!

 

Father Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom.

 

Pat Mustard: Ah, w-... you certainly wouldn't be advising the use of artificial contraception now, Father, would you?

 

Father Ted: Yes, I... well... if you're going to be... of course you will... JUST FECK OFF!

[aikido]

What can save Father Dougal from blowing up in Speed 3?

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe a mobile mass!

 

 

[coop]

My lovely horse, running

through the field,

Where are you going with

your fetlocks blowing in the

wind?

I want to shower you with

sugarlumps,

And ride you over fences,

Polish your hooves every

single day,

And bring you to the horse

dentist.

 

My lovely horse,

You're a pony no more,

Running around with a man

on your back,

Like a train in the night (yeah)

Like a train in the night

[Stouffer]

Father Fintan Stack: While you were out, I got the keys to your car and drove it into a big wall and if you don't like it, tough! I've had my fun, and that's all that matters.

[Karl_b]

...and instead of a mouth it has four arses!!

[rondeco]

'Hello Len!'

[Stouffer]

Dougal: God, Ted. D'you remember that feller who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?

 

 

 

Ted: What was it [Jack] used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.

Dougal: A shower of bastards.

 

 

 

 

 

Father Ted: How long has Father Jack been living in there?

Father Dougal: Uh, he started just a few days after you left.

Father Ted: Maybe he's agoraphobic?

Father Dougal: Jack scared of fighting? I don't think so Ted.

[dirty_sanchez]

That would be an ecumenical matter!

[Karl_b]

'These ones are small, those are far away'.

[Thants]

I'm having one of those 'wet yourself at work' days

And thats not a quote.

[RedinSweden]

'Hello Len!'

 

I'm a bishop you little bollix.

[rondeco]

I'm a bishop you little bollix.

 

'How's the son?'

[Ezekiel 25:17]

"So I hear yeh a racist now father"

[CharleyKnight]

Don't call me Len you little bollocks, I'm a Bishop!

 

[CharleyKnight]

How did that Gobshite get on the telly?!

[El Rojo]

WARNING! This thread could inspire avatar and signature changes.

 

[CharleyKnight]

WARNING! This thread could inspire avatar and signature changes.

 

 

What do you mean?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

No chance of that happening

[Stouffer]

Fup off, you grasshole!

[Stouffer]

Pat Mustard - Because of you I've been havin to yank meself round the clock cos I'm not gettin any proper sex from girls.

 

 

Father Finton Stack - A load of young fellas running around a field in little shorts,

thats the kind of thing you like

but you're imagining them without the shorts........

ya dirty fecker !

[dirty_sanchez]

I LOVE MY BRICK!