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Sweary Songs


AngryOfTuebrook
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Can’t have this thread without Snuff.

 

 

 

What an arsehole
What a fucking wanker
What a toss pot, a toe rag, a fart in a jar

I've been dreaming
A dream that keeps recurring
I turn the corner, you're there, it turns into a nightmare, I wake with a shout

I'm an arsehole
I'm a fucking wanker
'cause I can't get the grips with what the fuck you're about
 

I'm an arsehole
I'm a fucking wanker
I'm a toss pot (Bastard!) a toe rag (Fuckwhit!) a fart in a jar

We're all arseholes
We're a bunch of wankers
We're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!) toe rags (Gobshites!) farts in a jar

You're all arseholes
You're a bunch of wankers
You're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!) toe rags (Wetwipes!) farts in a jar

We're all arseholes
We're a bunch of wankers
We're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!) toe rags (Gobshites!) farts in a jar

You're all arseholes
You're a bunch of wankers
You're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!) toe rags (Wetwipes!) farts in a jar

 

 

 

 

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Another Snuff classic, King of the wild frontier.

 


 

 

Do you really think we give a shit about you?
I think you think we do
I think you think we think about you way more than we do
I think you think we do do do do do

Do you think we give a shit where you come from
Do you think we give a shit how you tie one on
What your trainers cost, why you missed the bus
Guess what?
Couldn't give a toss
Do you think we give a shit about you?

 

Why don't you tell us just how important you are?
I'll ask me Ma and Da
Ill ask my Ma and Da da da da da
They'll probably say they couldn't give a shit about you
That's probably what they'll o
That's probably what they'll do do do do do

Do you think we give a shit where you come from
Do you think we give a shit how you tie one on
What you won, what you lost, what your trainers cost
Guess what?
Couldn't give a toss
Do you think we give a shit about you?

King of the wild frontier
Chuck it on the backseat, whack it up your jaxxy
Where will it lead from here?
Elephant and castle, stick it up your arsehole!
Does nana know you're here?
Now you fucking broke it, in your pipe and smoke it
Watching the cracks appear
Lately one or two, bully for me and you

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