Brighton (A) Premier League - 14/1/23 - 15:00

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

1 minute ago, Tarwater said:

Gakpo. Really hoped he’d go to United. As it is, we’re playing with 10 men, at the best.

Him and Ox have done nothing. Salah has seen a bit of the ball and set up several dangerous attacks for Brighton. 

[Red Shift]

6 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

 

"Have a high line, press them in midfield, use counter-pressing situations, play in the half spaces"...

 

I think they've heard the lecture before. Probably a few times. 

Yeah but maybe not with a Luger cocked and ready to fire.

[No2]

Worst half of football in the Klopp era. Dominated by Brighton, we've been shit plenty of times in 7 years but this isn't playing shit it's being shit.

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, AngryOfTuebrook said:

We made it to half-time without conceding. That's something, isn't it?

Delaying the inevitable?

[mike23]

Somehow we've not conceded a goal yet and that's literally the only good thing I can say about that first 45 minutes.

[George Costanza]

The team is getting worse not better. 

 

Another utterly abject performance.  I wouldn't back us to beat a pub team at the moment

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The manager needs to do something, change things up. We’re very poor these days.

Captain obvious is my name.

[KevieG]

An absolute embarrassment in that first half. 

 

Making Mitoma look like Georgie Best. 

Men against boys in midfield. And a forward line with no threat. 

 

All as expected

[Red_or_Dead]

Fucking hell, that was awful.  We are playing like one of the bottom feeders playing a top four side.

 

Got going to lay any shit on Salah or Almiron Mk II as they've had fuck all in the way of support.  Everyone has been piss poor, apart from Ali.

 

 

[dockers_strike]

I fucking sick to death of these shite refs. We've got 2 yellows yet Brighton only have one even after their player had afters on Alli? The ref doesnt even consider a pen when the Brighton keeper knock Mo down yet he's immediately pointing to the spot when the brighton player takes 2 steps after Alli's challenge before he goes down? Just fuck off you corrupt cunt.

 

We look short of ideas up front which isnt surprising given Mo's up there virtually on his own. We're finding it hard to be committed in the tackle which again isnt surprising seeing as the ref is quick to give fouls against us.

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Harrison Booth said:

Worst half of football in the Klopp era. Dominated by Brighton, we've been shit plenty of times in 7 years but this isn't playing shit it's being shit.

Spurs at Wembley still wins this prize

[Freddo]

Klopp has learned fuck all this season and you seriously have to question him now. Why oh why are we instructing Trent to push on. We surely need to sit as a back four. Get another body in midfield. Try and make the pitch smaller and harder for them to find space.

We can adapt tactically, can’t we? What is our style anymore, it isn’t press teams to death is it. We can’t do it anymore with these lads and our possession based game is so poor. 
If new owners come in which is what we need, you have to question whether they’d want to give Klopp the money to spend. Hard to say that but he isn’t helping himself or the club.

[TheHowieLama]

Salah had 16 touches total and was dispossessed 5 times in that half.

 

That is quite an achievement.

[Red Shift]

Need to get Diaz on for Chamberlain, Bobby on for Gakpo and VVD on for Konate.

 

Then with all that limping on display, FSG will finally get the story of how right royally screwed we are.

[an tha]

We haven't managed to win ball, haven't managed to keep it when they give it us and have absolutely zero cohesion between defence and midfield or midfield and attack.

 

That 45 mins was as good an example of how this teams legs have totally gone as any you will see - a younger, hungrier, fitter side just bossing us totally, physically dominating us and running by us with ease.

 

Only good thing is it is 0-0 and you never know in football - but this team is on its last legs - it is in desperate need of a rebuild.

[magicrat]

High press working well again, Fucking hell Klopp just play a system that takes account of the limited ability of most of the players available .Play 5 at the back and park the bus if it stops the bleeding but the world and its fucking wife can see they way we set up with these players is a gift . 

[3 Stacks]

We could possibly do with not having a chasm between midfield and defense, the defense being Konaté and Matip, while Trent and Robertson play right and left wing. Maybe, just maybe.

[J-V]

1 minute ago, Freddo said:

Klopp has learned fuck all this season and you seriously have to question him now. Why oh why are we instructing Trent to push on. We surely need to sit as a back four. Get another body in midfield. Try and make the pitch smaller and harder for them to find space.

We can adapt tactically, can’t we? What is our style anymore, it isn’t press teams to death is it. We can’t do it anymore with these lads and our possession based game is so poor. 
If new owners come in which is what we need, you have to question whether they’d want to give Klopp the money to spend. Hard to say that but he isn’t helping himself or the club.

 

You can't do fuck all with Trent he's thick as fuck.  Go forward or sit back he gets done every time.  Get Gomez on unless he's injured.

[No2]

2 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Spurs at Wembley still wins this prize

We played shit that day, we are playing as well as we can today.

[Stouffer]

[waddy78]

If Chelsea weren't so bad we would be getting cained in the media so would the management team FSG wouldn't klopp needs to put pressure on them in his press conferences.

[Bobby Hundreds]

What's the fucking gameplan! What exactly are we hoping to achieve we are shit going forward so just fucking make sure we aren't shit at the back. Be hard to beat. Fuck me it's been months of this shit again and again and again no fucking change let's just do it again... oh its still the same shit. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Salah had 16 touches total and was dispossessed 5 times in that half.

 

That is quite an achievement.

He was possibly our worst player. Which is an even bigger achievement.

[an tha]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Salah had 16 touches total and was dispossessed 5 times in that half.

 

That is quite an achievement.

Not a massive surprise when most of time he is surrounded by opposition and the nearest red shirt to him is the one who just hoofed it up to him about 35 yards away 

[Tarwater]

We played better when we lost 7-2 to Aston Villa.