Liverpool Crime

[Captain Turdseye]

Superb. He’s obviously fitted a lot of getting smashed into those 47 years. In a way, you’ve got to respect that. Scouser. 
 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Now we know what happened to Shithouse Cunts after he chased Dockers Strike off the forum. 
 

 

[littletedwest]

Drugs or no drugs that has be a printing error older than God's dog him

[littletedwest]

Just googled and apparently he is 47. Fucking hell 

[stringvest]

37 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Superb. He’s obviously fitted a lot of getting smashed into those 47 years. In a way, you’ve got to respect that. Scouser. 
 

 

 

Jesus Christ.  He's got to be 30 years older than that.  Nailed on.  (Easter joke there for yer)

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Now we know what happened to Shithouse Cunts after he chased Dockers Strike off the forum. 
 

 

 

Hahahahaha sure it’s not Annie Road on the How Does Your Garden Grow thread? 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, stringvest said:

 

Jesus Christ.  He's got to be 30 years older than that.  Nailed on.  (Easter joke there for yer)

He’s got less grey in his hair than me the cunt 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[stringvest]

haha!  If Holly Valance's arsehole was a person

[Bjornebye]

If Mick Jaggers ballbag was from Kirkby 

[stringvest]

He looks like Chet Baker did on his deathbed.

[manwiththestick]

Those eyes have seen some horrors.

 

[Anubis]

Every Everton-supporting taxi driver you’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter.

 

[DalyanPete]

On 19/03/2024 at 00:12, Anubis said:

Every Everton-supporting taxi driver you’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter.

 

A head full of, "I heard a story. A mate told me." All relating to nothing to do with his allegiance.

[DalyanPete]

Saw a story on BBC news this week about Fitzgibbon Jnr(no fixed abode, as usual) for drug offences. Story mentioned his father's plan to flood Liverpool with Turkish heroin. 

I know I'm not in a big city but I never see any drug taking, It must be going on as there's plenty of young locals here.

Bit rural here so maybe I'm driving past the cultivation fields and thinking, nice plants.

Far cry from Liverpool bars where I was always asked, "want a go on this mate. Are you a bizzie etc" Never a smell of weed either.

[sir roger]

6 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Saw a story on BBC news this week about Fitzgibbon Jnr(no fixed abode, as usual) for drug offences. Story mentioned his father's plan to flood Liverpool with Turkish heroin. 

I know I'm not in a big city but I never see any drug taking, It must be going on as there's plenty of young locals here.

Bit rural here so maybe I'm driving past the cultivation fields and thinking, nice plants.

Far cry from Liverpool bars where I was always asked, "want a go on this mate. Are you a bizzie etc" Never a smell of weed either.

 

I imagine this is what a Turkish kingpin would say.

[DalyanPete]

27 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

I imagine this is what a Turkish kingpin would say.

Why else would I leave Nogsy?!

[lifetime fan]

49 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

I imagine this is what a Turkish kingpin would say.

Very ‘cocky’. 

[sir roger]

31 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Why else would I leave Nogsy?!

 

Give my regards to Broadway !!

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

Give my regards to Broadway !!

The chicken barbecue is amazing. Well the one in Prescot. The one on broadway isn’t as nice for some reason 

[sir roger]

I love them both, and the Walton Vale one.

[Kevin D]

On 18/03/2024 at 17:06, Captain Turdseye said:

Now we know what happened to Shithouse Cunts after he chased Dockers Strike off the forum. 
 

 

“My name is Chris Shelley, and I don’t give a f***”

 

Brilliant.

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The chicken barbecue is amazing. Well the one in Prescot. The one on broadway isn’t as nice for some reason 

 

Fuck off. The Chicken BBQ in Broadway is ace. The staff are great and the bacon and sausage are top draw.

[an tha]

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Fuck off. The Chicken BBQ in Broadway is ace. The staff are great and the bacon and sausage are top draw.

Im just comparing it to the Prescot one which has been ace since I was a kid. Staff and food are top notch. I’ve only used the broadway one a couple of times and it’s usually asking her to pick me one up when she goes past. Obviously the staff require some shit jokes and high jinks to properly look after your order.