How Do You Slice Your Toast/Bread?

[Bjornebye]

Important shit. 

 

 

 

EDIT: We may have had this before not sure but either way time to out a few more weirdos. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Oh FFS. Another one I’m going to lose. 
 

At least I’ve got beans. 

[KMD7]

Ha ha in bits here at the second option

[Tony Moanero]

Rectangles. Naturally, I eat toast with a knife and fork.

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Rectangles. Naturally, I eat toast with a knife and fork.

Hahaha. Truly never fails to amuse me, that. 

[Trumo]

I don't slice toast, unless I'm having toast soldiers with a semi-boiled egg. Which I haven't had in years. There's no room for triangle-sliced bread in this household. That's for fucktards who name their kids after Pokemon.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Trumo said:

I don't slice toast, unless I'm having toast soldiers with a semi-boiled egg. Which I haven't had in years. There's no room for triangle-sliced bread in this household. That's for fucktards who name their kids after Pokemon.

Harsh on Fowlers God 

[Trumo]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Harsh on Fowlers God 

 

I thought he named them after Teletubbies.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

 

I thought he named them after Teletubbies.

Ones called Radiator, I know that much. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Why does the poll close? You know full well there’s a jail bait convention on until Wednesday. Where are us trianglers going to get our votes from now? This is rigged. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Numero said:

Why does the poll close? You know full there’s a jail bait convention on until Wednesday. Where are ya trianglers going to get our votes from now? This is rigged. 

Aah for fuck sake I'm used to making it a 24 hour poll from the music tournaments. 

 

Still debate debate debate 

[John102]

People slice toast?

[Carvalho Diablo]

9 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

I thought he named them after Teletubbies.

He named them after a John LeCarre novel.

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 minutes ago, John102 said:

People slice toast?

So toast on its own, I normally don’t. Toast with a fry up, triangles. Sandwiches, triangles. Way nicer to eat. 

[mattyq]

Normal people don't slice their toast at all

Unless for very specific reasons like it's for dipping into hard boiled eggs or, perhaps, they have a freakishly small mouth

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Normal people don't slice their toast at all

Unless for very specific reasons like it's for dipping into hard boiled eggs or, perhaps, they have a freakishly small mouth

Not sure you’re meant to put the entire thing in sideways, Julia. 
 

[Tony Moanero]

Unsliced toast is for scruffs.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, mattyq said:

Normal people don't slice their toast at all

Unless for very specific reasons like it's for dipping into hard boiled eggs or, perhaps, they have a freakishly small mouth

Not everyones got a mouth like the Hindhead tunnel Matty 

[TheHowieLama]

8 minutes ago, Numero said:

Sandwiches, triangles. 

Your ma still cuts the crust off for you as well I imagine.

[Numero Veinticinco]

10 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Your ma still cuts the crust off for you as well I imagine.

HOW THE FUCK ELSE AM I MEANT TO EAT THEM. 

 

Savages. 

[Jairzinho]

12 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Your ma still cuts the crust off for you as well I imagine.

If you think I want curly hair you are much mistaken.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Plus, it ruins the taste of the cucumber. 

[Bruce Spanner]

We have done this recently as I told you all I do a hybrid version, ‘cause I’m a genius and shit and not troubled by such lowly travails as this ‘debate’.

 

I’d make some toast and take a picture, but there's still no bread in the fucking house.

[Numero Veinticinco]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

We have done this recently as I told you all I do a hybrid version, ‘cause I’m a genius and shit and not troubled by such lowly travails as this ‘debate’.

 

I’d make some toast and take a picture, but there's still no bread in the fucking house.

Hybrid? As in triangles but just off centre? 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Numero said:

Hybrid? As in triangles but just off centre? 

Cut from about a quarter inch down to the same point on the diagonal.

 

This masterstroke was brought about through necessity as I was tired of part of the sausage falling out with the traditional diagonal cut.
 

I’m still awaiting my MacArthur award, which must be pending, surely?