US Election 2020 Thread

[ZonkoVille77]

Prices are up and down like Rita Ora's knickers. 

 

Mango Mussolini now slight fav at 4/5 with Fossil Fart at EVS

[Davelfc]

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

4 years of Trump and fucking Biden was the Democrats answer. Its like they just woke up on Bin day and thought shit the bins oh its okay grandad will do it.

Anything to stop four more years of 'George' 

 

I do feel sorry for some of the American, they really have shit options when it comes to the presidency. Right now they could do with an Obama type statesman, whatever side it might be and they got those two old cunts as a choice instead. 

 

 

[elvis]

3 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Bernie knows

 

 

Frightening

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Green Bay to declare soon apparently, which determines who wins Wisconsin. 

[Rico1304]

Continuing to slide. My powers are returning. 

[Red Phoenix]

I couldn't sleep.

 

 

Arizona, Nevada, Wisconsin, Michigan will do it if that tweet is right and Biden holds the leads in the other three.

[SasaS]

If Biden keeps all of his leads in Nevada, Arizona, Maine and now Wisconsin, he needs to win in one of Michigan, Penn, NC or Georgia.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Green Bay to declare soon apparently, which determines who wins Wisconsin. 

Counting was delayed as they ran out of printer ink! 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

2 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Continuing to slide. My powers are returning. 

What they offering? 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Biden is kind of how I feel about labour. They don't stand for anything, they evoke nothing in me other than not being Tories. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Polling stations should be at the top of hills. 

Fat redneck cunts wouldn't bother. 

[Red Phoenix]

1 minute ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Polling stations should be at the top of hills. 

Fat redneck cunts wouldn't bother. 

 

They will when moonshine turbo boosts them up there.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Should also put up signs saying that 5G is available in the area. 

[The Guest]

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Biden is kind of how I feel about labour. They don't stand for anything, they evoke nothing in me other than not being Tories. 

 
This sums them up.

[elvis]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Polling stations should be at the top of hills. 

Fat redneck cunts wouldn't bother. 

Good one

[Red Phoenix]

 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Morning all. Made it to the Trump press conference and then passed out.

 

Looking good for Biden.

[Spy Bee]

6 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Biden is kind of how I feel about labour. They don't stand for anything, they evoke nothing in me other than not being Tories. 

I hope what the future holds is AOC or Gabbard

[Scooby Dudek]

4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Biden is kind of how I feel about labour. They don't stand for anything, they evoke nothing in me other than not being Tories. 

Biden and the DNC entire campaign has basically been I would not do or change anything, Trump is a cunt.

 

Really motivational.  

[Davelfc]

1 minute ago, Red Phoenix said:

 

Very punchable face has Cuomo

[Scooby Dudek]

1 minute ago, Spy Bee said:

I hope what the future holds is AOC or Gabbard

Not if the Democratic party have their way.

[M_B]

Nevada and Wisconsin are very tight. Michigan is going to Trump at the moment.

 

I'd bet on Trump at this point.

[Spy Bee]

1 minute ago, Scooby Dudek said:

Not if the Democratic party have their way.

Ain't that the truth. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Nevada is getting closer, apparently. Trump is catching up with Biden. 

[Spy Bee]

1 minute ago, M_B said:

Nevada and Wisconsin are very tight. Michigan is going to Trump at the moment.

 

I'd bet on Trump at this point.

Biden bookies favourite now. Trump seems to have a grand total of 4 postal votes across the whole country!