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14 hours ago, Stouffer said:

I once posted a picture with a sausage edited out and chipped in for Kyko.

 

I'm fairly sure I coined the term cunt-plasma too. 

Also, Sleeping with the Enemy. Poor Monty.

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I posted a Photoshopped picture of Pickford leaning on a medicine ball. Which I pinched off Twitter. Low effort, minimal benefit is my motto for life and I'd like to think I've contributed that ethos here.

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Getting some people to use the term ‘ drama quim ‘ I instead of

‘ hysterical fanny ‘ for a short while. Fucking bastards should have kept it up!

 

Cunts!

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30 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I paid my subs even though the members forum doesn't even pretend to be in the know.

Well said.  I’m going on a negging spree. 

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2 hours ago, Elite said:

Probably Jackie Scran.

 

28 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Your finest moment mate. But what a moment it was.

Yep. Peak GF that. I still piss myself now. To have a stand-out by miles post in a thread that was full of absolute pearlers really takes some doing. 

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Clampetts

 

Making sure Simon got to his interview on time which was some feat considering he didn't know where the place he was being interviewed was. 

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Posting about my mate stabbing some fella 18 times over his bird in the maddest thing your bird has done thread.

 

Keeping Kevin D entertained.with my tales of drunkenness and odd behaviour.

 

Slagging Everton off in the Everton thread.

 

Regular contributions to the world of a woman thread.

 

Telling the forum about my workmate lying to an Evertonian taxi driver that the Qataris who bought PSG wanted to buy Everton but BGB wanted too much. Nearly crashed the taxi in a homicidal rage. Two years later someone on a bus heard a passenger ranting to the bus driver over it.

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2 hours ago, Istvan Kuntstain said:

And you target Emma Watsons minge? odd fella, I've contributed nowt else than call you and stronts cunts.

Collateral damage 

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I’ve helped raise some money for some great causes.

 

I’d been thinking we hadn’t done one for a little while

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1 hour ago, Champ said:

I’ve helped raise some money for some great causes.

 

I’d been thinking we hadn’t done one for a little while

I kinda wish I’d have been able to say it was some kind of funny story

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3 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

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Clampetts

 

Making sure Simon got to his interview on time which was some feat considering he didn't know where the place he was being interviewed was. 

Skip rats I’m not on board with, same as I hate any count calling us bin dippers. It’s not on in current climate (for me). good work with Si tho.

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