Scruff Behaviour

[SammyAftershave]

I had my Sunday dinner in my sisters at the weekend. My nephew pulled at the kitchen roll and and proceeded to blow his nose at the table mid-meal and again and again. This seemed completely acceptable to everyone else. He's 28 years of age. Perhaps I've become too fragile for this world?

[Trumo]

27 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

@Mook

 

Anything to say to this scruff behaviour?

 

Mook only indulges in the behaviour of the crème de la crème, not the riff-raff proles.

[Anubis]

Sounds ok to me. Not sure what you’re complaining about there. Unless he’s eating the contents.

[manwiththestick]

Rotting cars/white goods/sofas left on the front garden/driveway.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Trumo said:

That sounds like one massive cunt.

Doctor Troy is ok the rest of the time.

[TheHowieLama]

20 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Rotting cars/white goods/sofas left on the front garden/driveway.

 

 

....dropped at the side of the road.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

....dropped at the side of the road.

The local council here charges 25 quid to get rid of those items and doesnt allow vans into the council tip without a paid permit. It is hardly surprising so many large items like couches and fridges are left to rust in people's gardens and at roadsides. I don't do it myself but I understand why this problem exists.

[stringvest]

8 hours ago, Elite said:

I don't see the appeal of that at all. I only touch my cock to piss, wank, shag and to wash it.

in that order.

[stringvest]

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

Women calling their boyfriend “Mush” during sex.

did she say it in a husky voice?

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

 

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Having never ending family arguments or dramas over completely innocuous or pointless shite. The cornerstone of every scally family. 

 

Threatening to batter or get someone battered when someone disagrees with you or doesn't take kindly to your general overall knobhead behaviour. 

 

Beating the shit out of a good samaritan who intervenes when they see a woman getting kicked off on. Some fella by mine saw some woman getting punched in the face by her scall boyfriend. But instead of thanking him both of them stopped arguing with each other and kicked the shit out of him instead.

 

If your kids are complete cunts and someone pulls you up on them, stick up for them no matter how cunty their actions are. 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

Wearing brogues under joggers.

 

Women calling their boyfriend “Mush” during sex.

 

Saw a woman sat on the pavement earlier drinking a can of lager while her little lass stood next to her holding her school lunchbox.

 

 

Shagging Pompey birds has its downfalls 

[General Dryness]

Anyone over the age of 40 being off their tits on coke and/or pills in a nightclub.

 

Used to give me the creeps in my younger days that.

[General Dryness]

9 hours ago, Remmie said:

Adding a mixer to a single malt

Disgusting behavior. 

 

That's up there with using the wrong spoon for the sorbet.

[Trumo]

5 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Anyone over the age of 40 being off their tits on coke and/or pills in a nightclub.

 

Used to give me the creeps in my younger days that.

 

What does it do to you now?

[Rico1304]

People who can’t  use a knife and fork. 

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

What does it do to you now?

Makes me feel a sense of camaraderie.

 

Nah, I quit drugs at 32. Young mans game, that.

[Dave D]

People that smoke and proceed to hack their guts up 

 

People that smoke that are "skint"....??? 

[Denny Crane]

Adults who walk around the supermarket in their pyjamas. 

 

Twats who leave the supermarket trolley in the middle of the car park ready to bash into someone's car (unless they are disabled).

 

People who shout at cashiers or staff in restaurants, hotels etc. 

[Champ]

This thread is going to take longer to rep than a birthday thread.

 

Dave, what about upping the daily rep limit?

[Champ]

On 06/11/2018 at 12:09, Trumo said:

Anything said and done byer brood.

 

[Trumo]

Round our way, we have orange plastic recycling bags rather than wheelie bins for recycling. Every week you see houses with 5 or 6 bags piled outside, because those people are too lazy or stupid to crush down the plastic milk bottles and drinks cans they've filled the bags with.

[Trumo]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

Knowing who Amy Lewis is?

 

See the Facebook thread.

[El Rojo]

Snot wiped on a toilet cubicle wall.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Never going to family parties but whinging when no one comes to yours.

 

Having a party for every birthday in your local on the night Karaoke is on and putting on a shit buffet so you can pocket a few bob in cards and prezzies.

 

Never sending anyone a birthday card although you get loads.

 

Theme.

[Section_31]

15 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Round our way, we have orange plastic recycling bags rather than wheelie bins for recycling. Every week you see houses with 5 or 6 bags piled outside, because those people are too lazy or stupid to crush down the plastic milk bottles and drinks cans they've filled the bags with.

Terry Christian over here.