Lolly Ices

[easytoslip]

I think Nudger is a pretty common term for filled shorty-baguettes.

Ive never heard it since , though as someone posted earlier about Batches we had Sultana Batches that where boss especially the smell when you had to get a tray full where they were baked.

[Sugar Ape]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113.amp

 

Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave

 

As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home

 

The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues.

 

And while there's plenty of good advice online for how to keep cool, there's one suggestion out there that you certainly shouldn't pay any attention to - no matter how hot it gets.

 

Some women might become so desperate for relief from the heat that they actually consider inserting ice lollies into their vaginas, believing it will help.

 

But an expert is keen to let you know just what a bad idea this really is.

 

Speaking to Metro, Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand, warned women not to put ice lollies anywhere near their genitals.

 

She said: "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage.

 

"There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there. The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damage."

 

Dr Welsh continues to say that the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina and if all that didn't sound horrible enough, there's also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you.

 

Dr Shree Datta, a consultant gynaecologist from MyHealthcare Clinic seconded the words of caution and shared some advice for keep cool in the heat without harming your genitals.

 

"My advice would be to avoid any foreign bodies in the vagina for risk of infection," she added. "I would suggest loose cotton underwear and avoiding tight clothing to prevent any irritation and dermatitis developing. 

 

"A cool shower (without internal douching), and keeping well hydrated should suffice."

 

This isn't the first bizarre warning experts have issued to women recently.

 

In June, a nurse begged ladies not to try and vacuum their periods after two young women were hospitalised for doing just that.

 

She claimed the women, aged 19 and 23, had used a Hoover to try and suck up the blood and end their periods early.

 

The nurse warned of the possible dangers of doing this in a now-deleted tweet, saying: "Your period has a steady flow of its own that for all intents and purposes your body can tolerate. A vacuum increases the flow over 1,000 times which your body can't tolerate, therefore sending you into shock."

 

Over the last few months, females have also been urged not to put garlic, parsley, bath bombs and cucumbers inside their vaginas.

 

The message is clear, ladies, leave your vagina alone.

 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113.amp

 

Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave

 

As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home

 

The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues.

 

And while there's plenty of good advice online for how to keep cool, there's one suggestion out there that you certainly shouldn't pay any attention to - no matter how hot it gets.

 

Some women might become so desperate for relief from the heat that they actually consider inserting ice lollies into their vaginas, believing it will help.

 

But an expert is keen to let you know just what a bad idea this really is.

 

Speaking to Metro, Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand, warned women not to put ice lollies anywhere near their genitals.

 

She said: "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage.

 

"There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there. The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damage."

 

Dr Welsh continues to say that the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina and if all that didn't sound horrible enough, there's also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you.

 

Dr Shree Datta, a consultant gynaecologist from MyHealthcare Clinic seconded the words of caution and shared some advice for keep cool in the heat without harming your genitals.

 

"My advice would be to avoid any foreign bodies in the vagina for risk of infection," she added. "I would suggest loose cotton underwear and avoiding tight clothing to prevent any irritation and dermatitis developing. 

 

"A cool shower (without internal douching), and keeping well hydrated should suffice."

 

This isn't the first bizarre warning experts have issued to women recently.

 

In June, a nurse begged ladies not to try and vacuum their periods after two young women were hospitalised for doing just that.

 

She claimed the women, aged 19 and 23, had used a Hoover to try and suck up the blood and end their periods early.

 

The nurse warned of the possible dangers of doing this in a now-deleted tweet, saying: "Your period has a steady flow of its own that for all intents and purposes your body can tolerate. A vacuum increases the flow over 1,000 times which your body can't tolerate, therefore sending you into shock."

 

Over the last few months, females have also been urged not to put garlic, parsley, bath bombs and cucumbers inside their vaginas.

 

The message is clear, ladies, leave your vagina alone.

 

So this only applies to wool birds then? 

[sir roger]

Bought some jubblies in Asda today , haven't had one since school.

 

They are about a third of the size they used to be.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Cornetto extreme. I loves them. Kids are spoilt today. Once a blue moon I'd get a choc ice that tastes exactly the same as the paper it's wrapped in.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

Bought some jubblies in Asda today , haven't had one since school.

 

They are about a third of the size they used to be.

[Pidge]

12 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Cornetto extreme. I loves them. Kids are spoilt today. Once a blue moon I'd get a choc ice that tastes exactly the same as the paper it's wrapped in.

Or one of those cheap mousse things with the cardboard lid.

[Bobby Hundreds]

48 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Or one of those cheap mousse things with the cardboard lid.

 

Yeah they were alright. I remember the ones with a chewy at the bottom and the chewy tasted like licking the inside of a balloon.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Cornetto extreme. I loves them. Kids are spoilt today. Once a blue moon I'd get a choc ice that tastes exactly the same as the paper it's wrapped in.

Nah, lolly ices and ice cream were miles better years ago. They were bigger and full of great stuff like sugar and E numbers. I had a Feast last night and was shocked as to how small it was. Not had one in years but Wall’s choc ices (see below) were sound.

 

[Elite]

Does anyone remember that square ice cream than could be put into a cone. Not seen it since I was a kid and it was lovely.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/women-warned-not-put-ice-18773113.amp

 

Women warned not to put ice lollies in their vagina to cool off during heatwave

 

As temperatures soar to unbearable highs today, experts are urging women not to try this one thing at home

 

The UK is set to be hit by scorching temperatures of up to 39C today as the heatwave continues.

 

And while there's plenty of good advice online for how to keep cool, there's one suggestion out there that you certainly shouldn't pay any attention to - no matter how hot it gets.

 

Some women might become so desperate for relief from the heat that they actually consider inserting ice lollies into their vaginas, believing it will help.

 

But an expert is keen to let you know just what a bad idea this really is.

 

Speaking to Metro, Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand, warned women not to put ice lollies anywhere near their genitals.

 

She said: "The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin, hence things that may seem innocent to other areas of the body, if they come in contact with the vagina, can cause infections, irritations and damage.

 

"There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there. The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damage."

 

Dr Welsh continues to say that the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina and if all that didn't sound horrible enough, there's also the added concern that the lolly could break inside of you.

 

Dr Shree Datta, a consultant gynaecologist from MyHealthcare Clinic seconded the words of caution and shared some advice for keep cool in the heat without harming your genitals.

 

"My advice would be to avoid any foreign bodies in the vagina for risk of infection," she added. "I would suggest loose cotton underwear and avoiding tight clothing to prevent any irritation and dermatitis developing. 

 

"A cool shower (without internal douching), and keeping well hydrated should suffice."

 

This isn't the first bizarre warning experts have issued to women recently.

 

In June, a nurse begged ladies not to try and vacuum their periods after two young women were hospitalised for doing just that.

 

She claimed the women, aged 19 and 23, had used a Hoover to try and suck up the blood and end their periods early.

 

The nurse warned of the possible dangers of doing this in a now-deleted tweet, saying: "Your period has a steady flow of its own that for all intents and purposes your body can tolerate. A vacuum increases the flow over 1,000 times which your body can't tolerate, therefore sending you into shock."

 

Over the last few months, females have also been urged not to put garlic, parsley, bath bombs and cucumbers inside their vaginas.

 

The message is clear, ladies, leave your vagina alone.

 

They may develop a Feast infection.

[Bjornebye]

Cunts

 

 

 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

They may develop a Feast infection.

 

[Tony Moanero]

54 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Cunts

 

 

 

Best: Magnum, Tangle Twister, 99, Solero

Good: Feast, Maltesers, Fab, Cornetto 

Average:  Fruit Pastilles, Zzap, Calippo, Rocket

Bad: Mini Milk, Jubbly, Ribena, Nobbly Bobbly

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Tangle twister is amazing. I never want a magnum but when I do get one I appreciate the flavour and texture especially the white chocolate one with the raspberry interior. Fuck me it's warm.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Best: Magnum, Tangle Twister, 99, Solero

Good: Feast, Maltesers, Fab, Cornetto 

Average:  Fruit Pastilles, Zzap

Bad: Mini Milk, Jubbly, Ribena, Nobbly Bobbly

 

 

Fruit Pastille lollies are a thing of wonder. Brilliant hangover cure as well. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I bought one of those slushy makers the other week, it's been hammered this week so far. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

White Chocolate and Cookies Magnums* are fucking amazing! 

 

*May also be laced with crack. 

[Elite]

This is what I meant, you can stick your Haagen Das up your arse.

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

I bought one of those slushy makers the other week, it's been hammered this week so far. 

With alcoholic beverages I hope 

[Tony Moanero]

Mr Frosty is a useless bastard.

[General Dryness]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fruit Pastille lollies are a thing of wonder. Brilliant hangover cure as well. 

Just the right shape for sticking in a fanny as well. 

[Elite]

Just now, General Dryness said:

Just the right shape for sticking in a fanny as well. 

Name an ice lolly that isn't? Twister are probably the most satisfying, ribbed for extra pleasure.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

Name an ice lolly that isn't? Twister are probably the most satisfying, ribbed for extra pleasure.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm a wool and proud, infact I'm off to have sex with my goat.