The Old Bloke Who Killed The Burglar

[stringvest]

Hither Green: Relatives mark dead burglar's birthday

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43774803

 

 

why don't they just dig him up and take him down the pub?

[cloggypop]

Remember about 2009 Labour changed the rules around what you could do to defend yourself from inrtuders on your property, it had real life examples of what was acceptabel and wasn't, one of the real examples of what wasn't was some bloke who'd caught some burglars, tied them up and set them on fire.

Setting people on fire inside your own castle seems like a terrible idea.

[General Dryness]

why don't they just dig him up and take him down the pub?

Weekend at Henry's.

[Strontium]

Coroner returns verdict of Lawful Killing.

 

Relatives of the deceased behaving with the class and decorum you would expect.

[Dr Nowt]

“That’s not a screwdriver, this is a screwdriver.”

[Johnny Utah]

May have been mentioned before but love the photo that’s on most of the articles regarding this case.Supping two pints of Guinness - looks like a boss

 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

On 17/04/2018 at 00:08, cochyn said:

Fucking ghouls, the lot of 'em. Louis Theroux needs to get onto these grief tourists.

It would be his most dangerous documentary. Even the fucking KKK have rules closer to mainstream society than the gypsies. At least in real terms. Most of them preach about superiority etc but still live within society.

 

I have never had a positive experience of gypsies. I've had family live next door to them and say "they're lovely, they wouldn't rob me because they know me." Excellent. What a code of ethics. Don't rob next door. The rest of the world is fair game.

[deiseach]

2 hours ago, rotoq said:

It would be his most dangerous documentary. Even the fucking KKK have rules closer to mainstream society than the gypsies. At least in real terms. Most of them preach about superiority etc but still live within society.

[Lario]

Salt o' the earth.

[Bjornebye]

Orally men 

 

 

Anyway. Fuck the junkie burglar. He made his bed. If someone breaks into my house then I'm not thinking "Ok let him take a few bits" I'm thinking "This intruder is going to kill me". Its me or him. They should just set the law as 'If anyone breaks into your property you have the legal right to kill them'. That should deter the horrible bastards. 

[VladimirIlyich]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Orally men 

 

 

Anyway. Fuck the junkie burglar. He made his bed. If someone breaks into my house then I'm not thinking "Ok let him take a few bits" I'm thinking "This intruder is going to kill me". Its me or him. They should just set the law as 'If anyone breaks into your property you have the legal right to kill them'. That should deter the horrible bastards. 

'Reasonable force' is a huge grey area.

[Remmie]

Oh hooray another gypsy racism thread. 

[magicrat]

Is this about Pikeys in general or what constitutes reasonable force when confronted by an intruder? The old fella is no hero and the burglar just like all other burglars , pikey or not, an utter scumbag.

[Captain Turdseye]

Oh great, here comes Remmie sticking up for the gypos again. 

[Remmie]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Oh great, here comes Remmie sticking up for the gypos again. 

You vapists are all the same

[lifetime fan]

I’d classify myself as a lefty, wishy washy, socialist. 

 

But come in my home uninvited and all bets are off.  

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

You vapists are all the same

 

Yer ma’s a pikey. 

[lifetime fan]

10 minutes ago, Remmie said:

You vapists are all the same

 

Bigger cunts than travellers. 

[Remmie]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Yer ma’s a pikey. 

You probably vape pikey mixed with jizz flavour and blow mushroom clouds to impress the local bad kids. Or something. 

[Bjornebye]

CT vapes Appleby flavour 

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I’d classify myself as a lefty, wishy washy, socialist. 

 

But come in my home uninvited and all bets are off.  

"Bummed to death by a ginger midget" would be a hell of a thing to have carved on your gravestone.

[lifetime fan]

15 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

"Bummed to death by a ginger midget" would be a hell of a thing to have carved on your gravestone.

 

What about the rapist? 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

CT vapes Appleby flavour 

 

Yer ma vapes gypsy dick. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

8 hours ago, deiseach said:

The Nazis part was tongue in cheek.

 

The rest was accurate.

[SammyAftershave]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

What about the rapist? 

As with the burglar, your finest carbon breakfast treatment of course