January Transfer Window 2016

[Furmedge]

I find this feud hard to masturbate to.

Amateur.

[Nightcat]

Chelsea in for Teixeira now.

 

Ayre you useless cuntface.

[mouse1989]

The only pulling power we have is Klopp. Depressing that

[Lee909]

Well, Archer is funny.

Archer is fantastic

 

 

[SammyAftershave]

I find this feud hard to masturbate to.

 

Wankist!

[Jairzinho]

What, or who, the fuck is Archer?

[skend04]

What, or who, the fuck is Archer?

There's a GF thread on it.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

 

Not exactly one of Cat Stevens' catchiest tunes

[Lee909]

Which brings us full circle to you being a friendless virgin.

 

Have this Gif for free, your humourless cunt,

 

Rafi Bomb

[Lee909]

What, or who, the fuck is Archer?

Only one of the funniest tv shows

 

[Jairzinho]

There's a GF thread on it.

 

Is it a cartoon? It looks like a cartoon.

[skend04]

Is it a cartoon? It looks like a cartoon.

Yep. An Adult Swim type and very funny for most part.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Does Ayre fly back and forth with each incremental bid.

[Chairman Meow]

Maybe I'm missing something here, but why does Ayre need to fly to Florida to have a bid rejected?

 

Surely he could just negotiate badly over the phone and save on the air fare?

[stringvest]

Having a fat sweaty urchin as the public face of the club you're trying to entice top quality players to is a policy which places you at a disadvantage straight away.  

 

No offence like Ian.

[The Golden Eel]

Chelsea in for Teixeira now.

 

Ayre you useless cuntface.

 

Chelsea were in before us, it's us that is trying to hijack their bid - which is either brilliant or rather pathetic depending how it turns out.  

[aRdja]

From the highlights, he's got a bit of Pedro about him, in that he does small steps, so he looks quicker than he is.

[Grinch]

We've a very Evertonian habit of putting low bids in for top players that's some way off the valuation of said player.  Costa, Willian, Mikit??????thingy

 

Annoying we'll match whatever the fuck Southampton and Villa want for their shite.

[El Rojo]

If you're having Teixeira problems I feel bad for you son,

I got 99 problems but not having a Teixeira already ain't one.

[Boss]

What, or who, the fuck is Archer?

 

[Boss]

Benteke £32.5m £140,000 per week...........immediately paid, in full.

Teixiera £25m 45,000 per week...........too much money.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Anybody got Krygiakos's mobile number?

You don't phone Kyrgiakos.

 

You summon him by climbing a mountain at sunset and blowing an ibex horn.

[El Rojo]

Kyrgiakos! Limited footballer but a great lad. A strange beast for a post-Sami Liverpool centre half in that he could actually get his head on the ball.

[Em City]

Benteke £32.5m £140,000 per week...........immediately paid, in full.

Teixiera £25m 45,000 per week...........too much money.

 

Where are you getting that 45,000 figure from? I'd be curious to know if he'd come for a relatively, and I stress relatively, modest wage like that.

 

I'm also curious to know how the fuck Benteke is on 140,000. Poor lad, everybody else is out there on 200,000 and he's on a pittance, no wonder he looks so moody when he scores.

[Boss]

Where are you getting that 45,000 figure from? I'd be curious to know if he'd come for a relatively, and I stress relatively, modest wage like that.

 

I'm also curious to know how the fuck Benteke is on 140,000. Poor lad, everybody else is out there on 200,000 and he's on a pittance, no wonder he looks so moody when he scores.

 

I read in an article that was what Teixeira was asking for. Could be completely made up like but they don't get paid a lot in the Ukrainian league.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/12114069/Liverpool-hopeful-of-completing-Alex-Teixeira-transfer.html

 

 

 

Were Liverpool to agree a deal for Teixeira, his application would go in front of the FA-appointed “Exceptions Panel”. That committee will make a decision largely based on a points system introduced by FA chairman Greg Dyke's taskforce to ensure that only the better standard of non-EU players are granted Home Office work permits. That means the higher his transfer fee and the higher his wages, relative to other Premier League players, the more points he will score – up to three in both categories. It is understood that Teixeira, a £25 million-plus player who would command around £45,000-a-week, should earn five points from a possible six in that regard.