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January Transfer Window 2016


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Our fella should have invited Shaktar's representatives back onto the plane with him.

 

He could have dropped his trousers, bent over a chair and let them all have a go on him.

 

The deal could have been sealed in the Ayre.

Our transfer gurus aren't so much in The Mile High Club as in The Are You Fucking High club.

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I expect everyone on here to post apologies to FSG and the club when we sign Ter Stegen and Teixeira this window.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*no, I don't really expect anyone to do this, because it won't happen

Ter Stegen would be the best signing we could make right now but unfortunately it doesn't look like it will happen, a world class player who would come in and improve the first 11.

 

When it comes to the gk position all I've been hearing most fans talk about is Butland, good keeper but not at the same level as Ter Stegen.

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@BrazilStats 1h1 hour ago

O GLOBO: Liverpool and Juventus wanted to sign Pato, but coaches Klopp and Allegri are the ones who blocked the move. 

 

O Globo are very reliable, they are the ones who broke the Firmino move.

 

As reported, no one is signed without Klopp's approval

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@BrazilStats 1h1 hour ago

O GLOBO: Liverpool and Juventus wanted to sign Pato, but coaches Klopp and Allegri are the ones who blocked the move. 

 

O Globo are very reliable, they are the ones who broke the Firmino move.

 

As reported, no one is signed without Klopp's approval

 

Hallelujah. That's the difference between an elite manager and a stooge.

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Mauro Zarate has left West Ham for Fiorentina. He's one of those players who seems to always be highly rated yet he's done almost fuck all for at least half a dozen clubs - moving around every year by the looks of things. Definitely the sort of player that his agent and existing club spend all their time trying to move elsewhere.

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@BrazilStats 1h1 hour ago

O GLOBO: Liverpool and Juventus wanted to sign Pato, but coaches Klopp and Allegri are the ones who blocked the move. 

 

O Globo are very reliable, they are the ones who broke the Firmino move.

 

As reported, no one is signed without Klopp's approval

In your face mike gordon, was you gonna bring mario back and pair him up with pato behind klopps back. Transfer immunity you will cry, its just been revoked.

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Mauro Zarate has left West Ham for Fiorentina. He's one of those players who seems to always be highly rated yet he's done almost fuck all for at least half a dozen clubs - moving around every year by the looks of things. Definitely the sort of player that his agent and existing club spend all their time trying to move elsewhere.

A Borini, if you will.

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Ter Stegen would be the best signing we could make right now but unfortunately it doesn't look like it will happen, a world class player who would come in and improve the first 11.

When it comes to the gk position all I've been hearing most fans talk about is Butland, good keeper but not at the same level as Ter Stegen.

And mignolet is not on reinas level who roger signed.

 

Maybe if hed have not fucked up we would not be in this pississhin.

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Can't see the point of haggling for the sake of a few million when we've already spunked millions on shit. We're not short of money so just get the deals done.

At least they know in Ukraine that we haggle over the fee. The asking price might be £50m to get it over 40 if we didn't.
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