Getting caught dicking some bird on your wedding day

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He'll be in Sardinia getting a nice tan.

When he gets back, the wife's brothers and father will complete the job and tan his arse.

Daddy-in-law can wait a little while for the homecoming.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He's in sardinia and his missus is flying out to join him.

[JagSquared]

He's in sardinia and his missus is flying out to join him.

Which one?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'd expect the opposite - that she'd fly out to rend him asunder.

[Anubis]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2940748/Mother-s-fury-Frozen-entertainer-s-sweaty-ill-fitting-costume-five-year-old-s-birthday-party-show.html

[Bjornebye]

Jesus thats gonna be some airport reunion. Poor girl.

[lifetime fan]

 

Apparently it's all kicking off between her and her family as she wants to see if they can sort it out. 

[FanchesterCity]

Apparently it's all kicking off between her and her family as she wants to see if they can sort it out. 

 

It's understandable.... 

 

Perhaps she want's to call a truce now she's expecting the bass player's baby,

[Juniper]

Poor girl

[Jennings]

It's understandable.... 

 

Perhaps she want's to call a truce now she's expecting the bass player's baby,

 

Their going to call her Ellie-D.

 

L.E.D ....geddit!!!

 

 

Zzzzzz.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He's in sardinia and his missus is flying out to join him.

 

I bet her father has contacts with the Sardinia Mafia, he's fucked, gonna end up in a tin of sardines. 

[Lario]

"I Ross, take thee Rachel!" doesn't seem too bad now!

[Paulie Dangerously]

In case there were any lingering doubts about Stringy's age....

Worst part for him was having to leave his hoop and stick with the Parkie as he ran home barefoot

[lifetime fan]

"I Ross, take thee Rachel!" doesn't seem too bad now!

Don't. Ive had nightmares about calling Tegan Carly at the altar next summer.

[evv]

I bet the wife (ex) isn't going.

its a trap and the dad and sons are gonna go all limited edition on him

[Moctezuma]

I don't peruse the GF for a while because work is so busy, have a quick look today and see this beauty of a thread.

 

 

Don't. Ive had nightmares about calling Tegan Carly at the altar next summer.

 

Managed to do this twice during intercourse when I was drunk, didn't go down too well.

 

Being dyslexic on occasions I get completed mental blocks with my memory. Once we were in a club with booths so there's me the then Girlfirend and about 9 folk (most of whom are female). Someone I know comes past and has a chat I introduce them to everyone, of course I can remember every single one of their names how they know me /my girlfirend.

 

Then it actually comes to introduce them to her it's "this is my girlfirend....um... aye my girlfirend".

 

I was persona non grata for a fair while after that. It was only later when I speaking to an educational pyscologist after a confrence who had mentioned the dyslexic memory thing during their talk that I realised why it had happened.

[Moctezuma]

Actually come to think of it I advised my best mate to go on his honeymoon after the wedding fell through as he had already booked it*.

 

He had to buy a return ticket for a fair few hundreds after she kicked up a masive moan about it.

 

 

Socially adept me!

 

 

*Genuinely feel a bit guilty about this now , but I was just being pragmatic, no point wasting the money.

[Nightcat]

Apparently it's all kicking off between her and her family as she wants to see if they can sort it out. 

sort it out?

 

but which part of "her husband destroyed an ugly cunt during their wedding day", did she not understand?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

sort it out?

 

but which part of "her husband destroyed an ugly cunt during their wedding day", did she not understand?

 

I've never been cheated on, or at least found out about it, so i'm unsure on how i'd react, but I don't think I could take them back.

 

That said, i some slag banged the lead singer of the band at our wedding I'd cut her fucking head off and throw it instead of the bouquet. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The bride should've spotted the clues when the singer opened with this.

 

[Anubis]

Apparently it's all kicking off between her and her family as she wants to see if they can sort it out.

 

I'm sorry, but if you're that fucking stupid that you suffer that sort of public humiliation on your wedding day and still go back for more, then you deserve everything you get.

[Champ]

I'm sorry, but if you're that fucking stupid that you suffer that sort of public humiliation on your wedding day and still go back for more, then you deserve everything you get.

No apology required

[Fowlers God]

Maybe marriage is still important to some people and the values it holds and wants tobsort out the issues?

[Harry Squatter]

Maybe she has got some evil plan brewing and will pretend to take him back to implement it. Never underestimate a pissed off woman.

[Hand Shandy]

She's definitely up the duff.