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Getting caught dicking some bird on your wedding day

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Liverpool lad
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'I want this day to be unforgettable' she said, then she moaned when it was   Women eh

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It's one thing shagging the singer at your own wedding but having sex with a bass player?   Fucking hell, a new low for the GF.

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Who caught them by the way? was it the bride herself, or one of friends and family? were they completely naked when caught? was he using a condom? what did he think of her hole? was it too loose or too tight? Did they bride or any of her friends beat her up?

 

We need details, facts and figures.

 

I can't believe the guy went on with the honeymoon by himself.

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It's one thing shagging the singer at your own wedding but having sex with a bass player?

 

Fucking hell, a new low for the GF.

 

I don't know, in the bands I was in, all except one had a fit girl on the bass. Some could even play.

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I don't know, in the bands I was in, all except one had a fit girl on the bass. Some could even play.

 

I'm just jealous becuase the bass player in the band I was in used to be knee deep in birds whilst I'd be away home to practice my paradiddles.

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Well its a bit of a scoop for the lad,he has shagged the first female lead singer of The Wurzels.

 

Oops, in going to quote you I have negged to by mistake, tovarish. Can someone right this wrong?

 

What I meant to say is that its a bad day for wools

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I'm just jealous becuase the bass player in the band I was in used to be knee deep in birds whilst I'd be away home to practice my paradiddles.

 

Funnily enough, in my personal experience, it was usually the drummers who scored most.

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She was offered it and took it.

 

From accounts he was frogmarched down the aisle by his father in law, didn't want to go through with it (the small tits probably) and was looking for a way out.

 

I don't agree with the way he's done it but whilst finding it fucking funny I don't see why anyone would be annoyed with her before him.

Wait, what now?  This needs explaining...

 

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