Eccentricities

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[Mook]

I am going to set the volume on my phone, laptop and telly to 11. Good luck sleeping tonight you weirdos

[Hand Shandy]

I am going to set the volume on my phone, laptop and telly to 11. Good luck sleeping tonight you weirdos

I'll be sleeping fine.

 

It's you I'm worried about.

[littletedwest]

I have loads. I have to smoke a cigarette listening to gimme shelter by the rolling stones when I'm pissed at some point in the night.I try to quote the wire or the sopranos in conversation without it being obvious. I eat makarel twice a day most days. I let my dog kiss me.

 

basically I'm probably mentally ill on some level.

[ZonkoVille77]

You also write in some weird HTML code...

Dave won't get it fixed.

[Dr Nowt]

I struggle with 2 competing noise sources, especially when one of them is a person trying to tell me something.  3 and I start to think about machine guns.

[Fowlers God]

I struggle with 2 competing noise sources, especially when one of them is a person trying to tell me something. 3 and I start to think about machine guns.

These noises telling you to stuff, are they in your head?

[Dr Nowt]

These noises telling you to stuff, are they in your head?

 

Yes.

 

No they're not.

 

They fucking are.

 

Rubbish.

 

Be quiet Nan, you're dead.

 

I always preferred your brother.

 

FUCKING BITCH.

[RoboRiise]

The fuck is this volume shit?  I don't even look at what number it's on, I listen with my ears not my eyes.  Turn it up until it's loud enough, stop turning.

 

You lot should all be in some kind of home, the kind with bars on the window.  Five bars, just to fuck with you.

[Bobby Hundreds]

My missus doesn't like it on odd numbers the volume that is, I always change it to odd when she leaves the room. Small victories and that,

[Sugar Ape]

The fuck is this volume shit? I don't even look at what number it's on, I listen with my ears not my eyes. Turn it up until it's loud enough, stop turning.

 

You lot should all be in some kind of home, the kind with bars on the window. Five bars, just to fuck with you.

You're the weirdo. We'll see who is laughing when Purple Aki climbs through your window to rape you next time you leave the volume on uneven number.

 

I'll step this up a level, if I'm reading someone I can't leave it on a page with the number 7 in it, no matter how tired I am. So if I turn to page 70 then I'm reading it until I reach page 80. If I notice the page has got 7 paragraphs as well then I have to go onto the next one.

 

I appreciate this is less an eccentricity and more full blown OCD. But I'm fairly sure this is the reason I haven't been raped and killed in my sleep, so far.

[Bjornebye]

A page with 7 paragraphs? What sort of books are you reading 

[Section_31]

When I open the sun roof I hum the tune from You Only Live Twice.

[Sugar Ape]

 

A page with 7 paragraphs? What sort of books are you reading [/quote

 

Your birds diaries. Got to keep myself occupied somehow when I'm waiting under the bed.

 

Smallest man she's ever seen eh, Stig.

[Sugar Ape]

Oh shit, you did know that didn't you?

[Nunavut Patrick]

Whenever I arrive at Heathrow, Terminal 3 I come out the doors and point at someone and wave with a big smile.

 

My daughter begged me not to do it but i have to. Had a few weird looks as I just then carry off to that tunnel to the Tube.

 

not happy that Air Canada has switched to Terminal 2.

 

Whenever I go south to a beach holiday the first thing i do is run into the ocean, rip off my swim shorts and wave them above my head.

[RoboRiise]

You're the weirdo. We'll see who is laughing when Purple Aki climbs through your window to rape you next time you leave the volume on uneven number.

 

I'll step this up a level, if I'm reading someone I can't leave it on a page with the number 7 in it, no matter how tired I am. So if I turn to page 70 then I'm reading it until I reach page 80. If I notice the page has got 7 paragraphs as well then I have to go onto the next one.

 

I appreciate this is less an eccentricity and more full blown OCD. But I'm fairly sure this is the reason I haven't been raped and killed in my sleep, so far.

 

Ful blown OCD, yep you called it mate.

 

Always putting a beanie on with the label inside it on the same side because it just feels better somehow - eccentricity.  (I do this.)

 

Having to sing the second verse of Disco Inferno if you drop a pickled onion on the kitchen floor - NURSE!  (I don't do this.)

 

I don't even have numbers on my PC speakers by the way, I realise some of you won't even be able to engage with this concept but there you go.  I did just check my system volume and it's on 97.  That's how I roll, living on the edge.

 

I struggle with 2 competing noise sources, especially when one of them is a person trying to tell me something.  3 and I start to think about machine guns.

 

Same here but I'd never considered that becoming deaf was an eccentricity.

[halewood pete]

Flush the toilet and have to run down the stairs before it stops otherwise the monster will get you.some things from your childhood never go !

[Section_31]

I'd say some of the eccentricities on this thread are full blown OCD. 

 

When someone plays Purple Rain in a bar me and my mate sing 'Purple Aids'. When they play Living on a Prayer we replace the second line with 'I was saying boo-erns'. 

[Bjornebye]

I still discreetly spit if I walk over 3 grids because I value humanity 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I have to turn the light switch on and off before leaving the room and I have to lock the front door three times and crawl through the catflap to get out.

 

I don't even have a catflap. Nor a front door.

 

Nor any light switches.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I still discreetly spit if I walk over 3 grids because I value humanity

Why on earth would you walk over three drain cover thingies? Mad bastard. I best your mother's back was broken ever time you went out if the house. Poor woman.

[Hades]

I have to turn the light switch on and off before leaving the room and I have to lock the front door three times and crawl through the catflap to get out.

 

I don't even have a catflap. Nor a front door.

 

Nor any light switches.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

[RoboRiise]

 

Hades knows.  NV talks to his light switch: