Eccentricities

[Nunavut Patrick]

I eat the sides first before the main dish. So when I order a steak, I eat the vegetables and starch first.

 

I have a Green Bay Packers sideline cape and sometimes I wear it around the house.

[Mook]

I quite often do a countdown from 10 to 1 in my head before doing stuff like getting out of bed or out the shower.

 

All volumes have to be on an even number or the Heaven will turn to Hell.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I do the volume thing too.

[Section_31]

I often do a Roman salute before I switch the light off at night.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I always need to set hotel alarm clocks to the right time when I leave. Like when you unplug them to charge your phone or computer.

 

I just don't think the chambermaid should be doing that.

[Bjornebye]

Same here Mook. Volumes at an even number at all times. I'm not a fucking animal.

 

I often do things in 4's and often find myself counting the letters in sentences to see if they add up to a multiple of 4.

[Elite]

I have a double piss before I go to bed.

[Jairzinho]

Everyone does the volume thing. Only complete loons have it on odd numbers. Although, that said, 74 or 75? Thankfully the laptop volume is very rarely above 50. 

 

I'm proper OCD about people being messy. Even if it isn't at my house.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

74

[Hand Shandy]

Even numbers for volumes unless it's that mid point. Then it had to be 5, 15, 25 etc...

[Hand Shandy]

You're wrong NV...

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

You're wrong NV...

No. It goes up in twos. The end.

[Jairzinho]

I agree with Hand Shandy, the entirely artificial landmark figure of being a multiple of five takes precedence over the no mark even numbers, for me.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

No. You'll die.

[Hand Shandy]

Jairzinho knows.

 

My wife does think I'm mental - she doesn't realise she's the one with the problem.

[Jairzinho]

25 is a quarter of a century.

 

What the fuck is 26? Nothing. Fuck 26 and it's ilk.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

25 is a quarter of a century.

 

What the fuck is 26? Nothing. Fuck 26 and it's ilk.

You keep your odd numbers to yourself, mental.

[Hand Shandy]

2, 5, 8, 10, 12, 15, 18, 20 etc.

 

Otherwise the world will burst into flames.

[mattyq]

I don't care what the volume number is

Odds or evens, it is of no matter

As long as it sounds good

Life is too short to be worrying about shit like that

[Hand Shandy]

Oh I agree, it is.

 

Doesn't mean I'm going to stop doing it however.

[ZonkoVille77]

Wife does the even numbers shit, or it's acceptable if it's at 5 or 15 etc. don't get it but there you go.

I often "write" the outlines of words people have just said on my leg. I'll focus on one word and keep writing it with my finger on my leg, out of view of course.

I'll only ever sit on the left row on the bus facing the driver. No seats then I'll stand, even if there's seats on the right row.

 

 

[Hand Shandy]

You also write in some weird HTML code...

[Bjornebye]

My missus thought it would be funny fucking about with the volume remotes in the car, me nearly crashing by pushing her hand away so I could change it from 23 to 24 to stop us actually crashing was quite funny. I did point out that if she didn't fuck about with it in the first place we wouldn't have nearly crashed and that orphanage in Kenya wouldn't have burned down.

 

Lives on the fucking edge that one.

 

Oh another thing that pisses me off is when the cutlery is mixed up in the cutlery draw. Who the fuck is lazy enough to allow a knife to fall into the fork compartment and just leave the thing there

[Remmie]

25 is a quarter of a century.

 

What the fuck is 26? Nothing. Fuck 26 and it's ilk.

Repped for "it's ilk"

[Remmie]

I am going to set the volume on my phone, laptop and telly to 11. Good luck sleeping tonight you weirdos