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Dub

Redder Lurtz

By Redder Lurtz,
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Boss Grand Master

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Dub's use of the ball in the final third is lacking, i hope he can improve this aspect of his game so he can step over the competition, this echo's the thoughts of many in the game. I hope he progresses to the extent that the kop hail him as the new "king" but in the same breath he could lose focus and end up tubby and out of shape.

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Nunavut Patrick Grand Master

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What the fuck is 'Dub'?

I thought you were talking about boot polish

Rendered beaver fat is better than dubbin.

 

Mink oil as well. My Uncle Pudge had a mink farm back in the 70s in Manitoba, he reckoned that falling hog prices were not going to rebound so he switched to mink.

 

Fucking PETA and Bridgette Bardot put an end to that, or the anti-fur people of that time. He told me minks are viscous little fuckers, stinky and vile and he missed the hogs.

 

i've no idea what he did with the minks, but he got out of farming after that and ran the parts counter at a Ford dealership. Much like Basil said don't mention the war, we never mentioned the minks.

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Rendered beaver fat is better than dubbin.

 

Mink oil as well. My Uncle Pudge had a mink farm back in the 70s in Manitoba, he reckoned that falling hog prices were not going to rebound so he switched to mink.

 

Fucking PETA and Bridgette Bardot put an end to that, or the anti-fur people of that time. He told me minks are viscous little fuckers, stinky and vile and he missed the hogs.

 

i've no idea what he did with the minks, but he got out of farming after that and ran the parts counter at a Ford dealership. Much like Basil said don't mention the war, we never mentioned the minks.

Class riffage. I'm not suggesting it isn't true, but the style reminds me a little of Verbal.

 

I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning...

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