Summer Transfers 2014

[Captain]

No that's exactly what I'm trying to avoid describing. I think with Nightcat it's just getting repeatedly the same thing, and it will drive people mental.

 

The people in danger of being driven mental by Nightcat are already stone dead after suffering Code.

[stringvest]

So if you were 35, or even 40, how many years would it mean,since we last won it?

 

Is the answer 'a combine harvester'?

[stringvest]

No way should Nightcat be banned.  He's mentally disturbed, but since care in the community came in, everyone is entitled to have their say.  

 

If the ranting and antisocial behaviour gets really bad, we can have him Sectioned.  That's where Mark writes a 10 page missive on how the decline of the welfare state and the corporatisation of society means that people like Nightcat have no aspirations of being able to support themselves and their family legally so must do it by hijacking flag of convenience freighters playing the seas around east Africa.  

 

If that doesn't work, then Nightcat is Code, and it's time to come out of the well-appointed pine closet.  

[Harry Squatter]

WHERE is REDshadow these DAYS???

[Bjornebye]

No-one should be banned. Even all the codes.

[stringvest]

No-one should be banned. Even all the codes.

 

He was really getting on my wick towards the end though.  No-one ever has managed to get me angry on here before or since, but that Nordic dick did.  

[FrenchEyeGlass]

http://www.lfc.pl/files/pdf/2014_07_18_tony.pdf

 

Latest Barrett piece. Fuck paywalls in the ass, yo.

[General Dryness]

Beware the Nightcat, my dear, when the moon is fat! Sharp of tongue and spindle limbed, he is, and cunning, with sweetened talk of Sanchez and Gomez, and the deliciousness of Reus. But Sanchez, though sweet, has teeth, my love, and sharpened ones at that. Beware the Nightcat, my dear, when the moon is fat!

Looks like its just you and me that remember the Judderman mate.

[Newport]

Remy is the kind of player we should go for, not Bony who doesn't fit in with the way we play in my opinion. And the price is much more convienient as well.

[The Golden Eel]

Yeah Remy makes sense

[Red House]

The echo with the story too.

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-fc-brendan-rodgers-vows-7449882

I like the sound of Remy. He does suit our game more than Bony. Admittedly, the latter seems a better finisher but Remy is more complete, good dribbler, can move outwide like Luis, is quicker and just seems to be a better partner for Sturridge than Bony. And, for £8 million, is a bit of a bargain which should hopefully leave us with enough money for a marquee signing.

[Hand Shandy]

He was really getting on my wick towards the end though. No-one ever has managed to get me angry on here before or since, but that Nordic dick did.

Not even The Radish?

 

He used to really get on my tits.

[aladdinsane]

The Mirror are saying we're goin to sign a marquee player, eithe Reus, Pogba or Vidal. It sounds plucked out of thin air but at least it's a bit more comforting than some other recent links.

[cloggypop]

No-one should be banned. Even all the codes.

 

Bar code.

[Red Banjo]

The Mirror are saying we're goin to sign a marquee player, eithe Reus, Pogba or Vidal. It sounds plucked out of thin air but at least it's a bit more comforting than some other recent links.

Red Banjo likes this

[El Dangerous]

http://www.lfc.pl/files/pdf/2014_07_18_tony.pdf

 

Latest Barrett piece. Fuck paywalls in the ass, yo.

Just a heads up buddy but be careful posting that on here, Tony Barrett actually posted in here the other day!

[cloggypop]

The Mirror are saying we're goin to sign a marquee player, eithe Reus, Pogba or Vidal. It sounds plucked out of thin air but at least it's a bit more comforting than some other recent links.

 

The Times does not have this marquee player bollocks but does reckon we are getting at least another 5 players. We appear to be fucking loaded.

 

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/sport/football/article4150349.ece

[cloggypop]

Just a heads up buddy but be careful posting that on here, Tony Barrett actually posted in here the other day!

 

Too late! What is his user name?

[Gym Beglin]

Fuck this shit, let's put £35m on the table for Strootman, or £50m on the table for Vidal.

 

There you go Ian, book a flight to Italy and don't you dare come back without one of them.

[cloggypop]

Fuck this shit, let's put £35m on the table for Strootman, or £50m on the table for Vidal.

 

There you go Ian, book a flight to Italy and don't you dare come back without one of them.

 

Strootman is a bit broken still

[El Dangerous]

5 players sounds exciting until....

 

Back up gk

Dejan Lovren

Ben Davies

Loic Remy

Divock Origi

 

Not bad but not panty moistening either. Hopefully there'll be a Shaqiri level player added to the mix.

[Hand Shandy]

Too late! What is his user name?

rome84 I think.

 

I wouldn't worry - I don't think he's going to die in a ditch about someone posting a copy of an article up on the internet...

[Strontium]

The Mirror are saying we're goin to sign a marquee player, eithe Reus, Pogba or Vidal. It sounds plucked out of thin air but at least it's a bit more comforting than some other recent links.

Ian Ayre will come back with all three:

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

rome84 I think.

 

I wouldn't worry - I don't think he's going to die in a ditch about someone posting a copy of an article up on the internet...

 

Soz rome84.

 

Murdoch can fuck off though.

[El Dangerous]

Oh yeah I got mixed up he posted on twitter about people on this forum but then deleted all the posts before I could check the legitimacy of them. It was deffo him tho , had his picture and the right number of T 's.