Malaysian Boeing 777 goes missing

[chrisbonnie]

Now we all know they are obviously dead, i hope it is something like a chinese missile or godzilla. we will be told its a malfunction regardless.

Oh no doubt, how "convenient" is it that there's reports now off Boeing saying some shite about looking out for corrosion in the fuselage, and low and behold the spot that's corroding is just where the transmitter is.

 

That's blatant bullshit. If you saw that in a movie you'd turn the fucker off straight away. It's a cover up of some description.

 

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[Carvalho Diablo]

Which is what it probably is. The simplest explanation is usually the right one.

 

Simon did it ???!

[RedKnight]

Can't rule out that they're all being chased by a smoke monster, who turns out to be the personification of evil, either.

[Red Dawn]

Apparantly some nutter sitting at home found some wreckage 140 miles from the last known location using satellite imaging software and apparantly the word is out another bloke working on an oil rig near the same location saw a burning plane at the time of the disappearance.

 

This may or may not turn out to be true or not true. Ask the witchdoctor.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/missing-malaysia-airlines-flight-manager-3235818

[Nunavut Patrick]

Apparantly some nutter sitting at home found some wreckage 140 miles from the last known location using satellite imaging software and apparantly the word is out another bloke working on an oil rig near the same location saw a burning plane at the time of the disappearance.

 

This may or may not turn out to be true or not true. Ask the witchdoctor.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/missing-malaysia-airlines-flight-manager-3235818

 

Chinese have apparently been sitting on some satelite pictures as well.

[Nunavut Patrick]

It's Schrodinger's plane.

 

I'm not ruling out the fucking cat to be honest.

[Alan Sex]

Apparantly some nutter sitting at home found some wreckage 140 miles from the last known location using satellite imaging software and apparantly the word is out another bloke working on an oil rig near the same location saw a burning plane at the time of the disappearance.

 

This may or may not turn out to be true or not true. Ask the witchdoctor.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/missing-malaysia-airlines-flight-manager-3235818

I asked the witchdoctor. All the fucking cunt said was

 

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla bing bang...

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla ,bing bang

Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla bing bang

 

[Section_31]

If a Jet Lee film doesn't come out of this I'm going to be extremely disappointed.

[Spy Bee]

So the guy who reported the fireball in the sky doesn't exist.

 

And now they reckon that MH370 flew for between 4 and 5 hours after the last contact. This fucking thing just gets weirder and weirder!

[General Dryness]

Doesn't exist? Do you have a source for that?

[Chairman Meow]

Maybe he just doesn't exist anymore.

 

The RAND corporation clearly tidying up all of the loose ends now. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

If you want to know what happened, read King's The Langoliers. True story.

[Spy Bee]

Doesn't exist? Do you have a source for that?

No, and in looking for one it appears that this has now been disproved.

 

http://whereismh370.com/

[Red Dawn]

You would think in light of all the passport stealers operating in the known vicinity that the Kiwi oil rig worker would have at least blacked out his own passport number on his email.

[Lee909]

Is it a coincidence that a plane disappears and Woo and Fowlers God still have not reviewed their secret Santa CDs?.

 

 

I think not, Santa still flying his sleigh waiting for the final reviews and gets in a planes flight path.

 

Woo and FG killed santa

[Spy Bee]

Crash site released by China is just two boats 'parked' next to each other.

Neither Rolls Royce of Boeing received any data about plane flying for a certain amount of time.

No information. None.

 

America and the UK make up rumours in the evening, Malaysia and China refute them in the morning!

[Bjornebye]

Apparently flew for another 5 hours. US officials saying their is a high possibility that the plane has been hijacked and taken to an undisclosed location. 

 

This little cunt knows.

 

 

"What does he know?"

 

He just fucking knows. Find him. 

[stringvest]

I wonder how many of them have been anally probed?    Are Ladbrokes running a book?

[Section_31]

Don't drag purps into this

[Elite]

Hijacking a plane and crashing is one thing but stealing one full of passengers and landing it in an unknown location is mastery thievery. I really hope the leader of the terrorists is called Fagan.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Dan Vito Corleone]

This shit gets weirder by the day.

[PestiRed]

Said it before and will say it again. The Dalai Lama hates China and has magic powers. Plus it's always the fucking quiet ones

[Bjornebye]

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[Section_31]

Top class.