little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Mudface]

17 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

Peter Kay

 

Just stay at home and remember things from your youth

 

'Yellow Pages......... why Yellow?'

 

Garlic bread?? Gar-lic bread!!

 

Fuck off. I like his sitcoms, but his stand up puts my teeth on edge.

[dockers_strike]

Multi milionaire ex tory chancellor Hammond saying the State Pension tripple lock is 'difficult to justify.' Yes, it might be when you're a multi millionaire with no money worries about your heating bills and inflation, eh Phil?

[Trumo]

5 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I went paintballing a few years back. Corporate event so unlimited ammo. At the start they gave us a huge lecture about not shooting from too close. Almost immediately after it started, a colleague silently sneaked up through the trees and shot me in the arse from about 2 foot. Really painful and left a massive bruise. Paintballing over rated.  

"It's gripped!" "Sorted!"

 

 

[Clem H Fandango]

4 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

That's a great idea, I now need to start collecting jars and various assortments of screws.

Put them on a rotating block to save space, best thing I've ever made.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Put them on a rotating block to save space, best thing I've ever made.

 

 

 

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Put them on a rotating block to save space, best thing I've ever made.

Deffo got bodies buried you 

[manwiththestick]

19 minutes ago, Elite said:

Deffo got bodies buried you 

After he's tortured them.

[Liverpool lad]

2 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Multi milionaire ex tory chancellor Hammond saying the State Pension tripple lock is 'difficult to justify.' Yes, it might be when you're a multi millionaire with no money worries about your heating bills and inflation, eh Phil?

They made the country poorer via Brexit

 

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

After he's tortured them.

 

Your right- those tools look heavily bleached- its a dead giveaway.

 

My guess is Mr Fandango is hastily packing some essentials before a life on the run as we speak.

 

Excellent screw storage I must say

 

[manwiththestick]

One of the jars just has human teeth in  it.

[Bjornebye]

Kitchen roll for crafty wanks 

[Clem H Fandango]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Kitchen roll for crafty wanks 

Just going to the shed dear, to fix the thingy.

[Captain Willard]

What’s the weird cross thing top right hand corner. Looks like a massive spider 

 

[Lurtz]

4 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Garlic bread?? Gar-lic bread!!

 

Fuck off. I like his sitcoms, but his stand up puts my teeth on edge.

 

Can't remember who the guests were on Richard Herring's RHLSTP podcast but Kaye was referred to by at least 2 comedians as "the joke thief". Not too sure what else he's stolen or reinvented but his "Bullseye" routine was a carbon copy of Frank Skinner's from a few years earlier. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Garlic bread?? Gar-lic bread!!

 

Fuck off. I like his sitcoms, but his stand up puts my teeth on edge.

 

Watching that Blackpool gig years back was funny the first few times but I don't think it would get close to current comedians right now. Phoenix Nights though is absolutely genius so for that alone I hope he has a succesful return. Plus it's good to see him seemingly back to good health. 

 

[Clem H Fandango]

2 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

What’s the weird cross thing top right hand corner. Looks like a massive spider 

 

That's where the aerosols come in handy.

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

Can't remember who the guests were on Richard Herring's RHLSTP podcast but Kaye was referred to by at least 2 comedians as "the joke thief". Not too sure what else he's stolen or reinvented but his "Bullseye" routine was a carbon copy of Frank Skinner's from a few years earlier. 

 

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Watching that Blackpool gig years back was funny the first few times but I don't think it would get close to current comedians right now. Phoenix Nights though is absolutely genius so for that alone I hope he has a succesful return. Plus it's good to see him seemingly back to good health. 

 

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/film-and-tv/dave-spikey-why-i-fell-out-with-peter-901462

[manwiththestick]

10 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

What’s the weird cross thing top right hand corner. Looks like a massive spider 

 

Symbol of pagan sacrifice?

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/film-and-tv/dave-spikey-why-i-fell-out-with-peter-901462

 

Lost the last part of my post. He then appears to have blocked Phoenix Nights being released on streaming services or even repeated that often. Petty cunt.

[Elite]

Not disputing Kay is all about himself but Dave Spikey is a terrible comedian and had a lot of success on the back of Phoenix Nights.

[Captain Willard]

The next time you see this shed it will be lit by arc lights, have a white tarpaulin outside and a grim faced newsreader saying “the police fear that despite the horror of what they discovered today, there may be many many more bodies to find. It’s going to be a long night, back to you in the studio” 

[Preston Red]

17 hours ago, Pete said:

My guess is come Saturday when they actually go on sale there'll be fuck all left for genuine folks at £35 but loads on resale sites for £350. 

100% nailed on.

 

There's a place in hell for profiteering bastards. Usually right next to Tories and working-class Tories.

[VladimirIlyich]

19 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Garlic bread?? Gar-lic bread!!

 

Fuck off. I like his sitcoms, but his stand up puts my teeth on edge.

Agree. Superb shows,although Phoenix Nights had co-writers to help him along. Neil Fitzmaurice was one.

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s fashionable now to hate Kay’s stand-up, but for a while there he was comfortably the best British one for observational stuff, especially if you grew up in the North West. 
 

My first date with my bird was a Peter Kay gig in Manchester. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Amazon Prime Video. Buy some better content, for fuck sake. I only go on there for documentaries and they put up ‘new’ ones which turn out to be 20 year old episodes of Dispatches.