little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

I'm just watching the latest episode of that Monika Lewinsky Impeachment series and her mum has just said "let me draw you a bath"

 

Fuck America, the gun laws make sense now 

[redinblack]

People who get CDs out and play them and dont put them back in the case. This is even worse if they get a vinyl record out and dont put it back in the sleeve, in the right place in the rack.

 

These are capital offences.

[manwiththestick]

26 minutes ago, redinblack said:

People who get CDs out and play them and dont put them back in the case. This is even worse if they get a vinyl record out and dont put it back in the sleeve, in the right place in the rack.

 

These are capital offences.

So old people then?

[redinblack]

Could be.

 

But age is no excuse for such recidivist behaviour.

[Captain Willard]

44 minutes ago, redinblack said:

People who get CDs out and play them and dont put them back in the case. This is even worse if they get a vinyl record out and dont put it back in the sleeve, in the right place in the rack.

 

These are capital offences.

My kids never put anything back in it’s case then complain that’s it’s scratched 

[Harry's Lad]

46 minutes ago, redinblack said:

People who get CDs out and play them and dont put them back in the case. This is even worse if they get a vinyl record out and dont put it back in the sleeve, in the right place in the rack.

 

These are capital offences.

Or put their greasy mitts all over them.

Pisses me off too. 

[Mike D]

When people call underpants or knickers pants. Underpants go under your pants. Hence the name. Pants = trousers.

 

It’s one thing Americans get right in the English language.

 

[Mike D]

When you post a load of photos on a forum and someone quotes it so you see all the photos again and then puts something like “good photos”.

 

People who join groups on Facebook and post saying “Thank you for adding me to the group.”

[John102]

People who write, or post pictures, of those shit random sayings in toilets. Like 'ya ma has to borrow a pair of Lonsdale slipons when she goes the chippy'.

 

[Mook]

When your oldest Son works out how to get into the biscuit cupboard.

 

Wee bastard.

[skend04]

At the gym this morning, and some meathead was working out on one bench whilst hogging another with his bottle of water and phone. This carried on for most of his session. Bigger muscles but at least a foot shorter I was contemplating for the hour whether or not to call him out. So actually as well as the hogging I'm annoyed I didn't call him a cunt.

[Mike D]

People who colourise black and white photographs.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

On 02/12/2021 at 09:50, Karl_b said:

When did these Christmas elves become a thing? I'm going to blame social media for their rise in popularity.

 

We were talking about it yesterday, I really don't like it and don't want them when our daughter gets a little older but my wife (a teacher) says they're now so ubiquitous that you almost have to do it because otherwise she'll be upset to miss out. We'll have to invent another lie as to why they don't come to our house.

My nephew had his elf cut up a pair of his little girl’s pyjamas and left the elf next to them holding a pair of scissors. His little girl is now shit scared of the elf and they’ve had to stop his shenanigans. She’s actually prayed that he wouldn’t appear again so I’m guessing this is one, be it extreme, way of sorting out the problem.

[littletedwest]

Went to KFC earlier.Asked for a coke. " we only have diet is that OK?" 

No it isn't I wouldn't be here if I was on a fucking diet

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Mook said:

When your oldest Son works out how to get into the biscuit cupboard.

 

Wee bastard.

What biscuits did he find?

[Mike D]

Neighbours who slam car doors loud or make it sound like they’ve got a car with about twenty doors on it.

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

What biscuits did he find?

 

[Mudface]

6 hours ago, Mook said:

When your oldest Son works out how to get into the biscuit cupboard.

 

Wee bastard.

You've got a whole cupboard for biscuits? Posh twat, ours barely get out of the wrapper before they're devoured by ravening kids.

[Mike D]

Traffic lights but especially if you drive in the early hours with no one about and they hold you for ages, find yourself backing up and going forward over the sensor wire. They’ll turn green just as another car comes in the other direction and stop him.

Awkward cunts are traffic lights,

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Neighbours who slam car doors loud or make it sound like they’ve got a car with about twenty doors on it.

Some fella across from us takes his tools out of his van after work, I don't know why he bothers because he fucking lashes them back in the next morning as if he's filling a skip up. 

[sir roger]

On a slight tangent from Stig’s post , this Holland’s Van made me laugh. Bottom left of the back door

[johnsusername]

31 minutes ago, Mike D said:

Traffic lights but especially if you drive in the early hours with no one about and they hold you for ages, find yourself backing up and going forward over the sensor wire. They’ll turn green just as another car comes in the other direction and stop him.

Awkward cunts are traffic lights,

Or when you're behind another car at a red light and then it turns green and only THEN does the car in front put it's indicator on. Why not indicate earlier that you're going to turn? Now I'm fucking stuck here behind you! 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Or when you're behind another car at a red light and then it turns green and only THEN does the car in front put it's indicator on. Why not indicate earlier that you're going to turn? Now I'm fucking stuck here behind you! 

 

 

Don't you realise that being a psychic is one of the modern essential driving skills. 

Don't start me on female drivers who believe the rear view mirror is a convenient add on to check their hair and make up rather than a rather necessary safety feature.

[YorkshireRed]

My toes. They’re constantly giving me shit these days. It’s like they’ve decided that carrying me round for forty nine years is enough, without better pay and conditions they’re basically working to rule. 

[Mike D]

They shut the M57 the other day for 2 days because a fucking sign blew over! Caused chaos, also hate miles after miles of cones with a lane closed and nothing happening.