little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

How you coping with prom night ?

I don't really hear that very often to be honest, maybe I am not loitering around school kids enough!

[cloggypop]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

I've ranted about Americanisations countless times and the latest one that does my head in at the moment is referring to Ladybirds as Ladybugs. Fuck the fucking fuck off. 

Everyone knows it's ladybirds and ladyboys. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

First attempt at wallpapering today all going swimmingly until cutting off the excess with a Stanley blade. It teared the paper rather than slice, felt like hulk Hogan big booting the bastard wall. New blade too. 

[VladimirIlyich]

16 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

First attempt at wallpapering today all going swimmingly until cutting off the excess with a Stanley blade. It teared the paper rather than slice, felt like hulk Hogan big booting the bastard wall. New blade too. 

Scissors are much better but keep wiping them with a cloth to stop wallpaper paste sticking to their blades.

[SammyAftershave]

Americanisations - 'Jumping the shark', 'I've got no truck with blah, blah' and don't get me fucking started on 'Let's extrapolate this'. They sound so cuntish I don't want to know what they even mean. The twats!

[Trumo]

On the subject of Americanisms creeping into UK culture, see "My bad".

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If we're on the subject of Americanisations, then people referring to secondary / comprehensive school as "high school". You're not part of the fucking Breakfast Club you tool.

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

If we're on the subject of Americanisations, then people referring to secondary / comprehensive school as "high school". You're not part of the fucking Breakfast Club you tool.

In Scotland it's called High School & it's not come from America either.

 

They've probably nicked it off us, a bit like the southern cross & being racist.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

26 minutes ago, Mook said:

In Scotland it's called High School & it's not come from America either.

 

They've probably nicked it off us, a bit like the southern cross & being racist.

You should start a Scottishisation thread.

[Jenson]

On 10/9/2018 at 9:48 AM, Mook said:

I've come to the same conclusion, Dougie, that cough syrup doesn't do an awful lot.

 

I'm going to stick with it though, it cost me £4 & can't make the cough any worse.

Honey is better than cough syrup

[Scal Capone]

Knob heads at supermarket checkouts who look shocked when the cashier asks them for the money to pay for their trolley full of shopping, and the ensuing delay as they root haphazardly to the bottom of their junk filled handbag to retrieve their purse. Just get the fucking thing out first, dick heads!

[ZonkoVille77]

20 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

First attempt at wallpapering today all going swimmingly until cutting off the excess with a Stanley blade. It teared the paper rather than slice, felt like hulk Hogan big booting the bastard wall. New blade too. 

 

 

Did you cut it while it was still wet? Not a good idea. Scissors if wet. Blade after it has dried out a fair bit.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

 

Did you cut it while it was still wet? Not a good idea. Scissors if wet. Blade after it has dried out a fair bit.

Rookie error. Deserves a good pasting.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 hours ago, Trumo said:

On the subject of Americanisms creeping into UK culture, see "My bad".

I guess. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

My eyes weep when I yawn. It’s a proper pain in the arse, I’ve got quite low red blood cell production - painfully just above the threshold where they dole out EPO. As such I have quite chronic tiredness, and consequently spend much of the day looking like I’m in bits.

i can see a funny side to it, but it’s fucking wearing, getting changed in the gym and being in fucking tears, sitting on the train and yawning; off they go again.

last few weeks I’ve been suffering with my sinuses as well, so it looks like I’m having a nervous fucking breakdown!

[Bjornebye]

On 10 October 2018 at 9:35 AM, Jairzinho said:

Remembering there will be about 5000 England fans in the city on Monday.

Dickheads. Any trouble near you mate? 

[Jairzinho]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Dickheads. Any trouble near you mate? 

Nah. It was bang in the centre, and mainly Sunday night. Saw some of the general destruction they did as I was cycling back from seeing a mate but not when they were charging the police or lobbing chairs at cars etc. Mate of mine, woman, 5 ft nothing, was pretty shook up by what she saw as she was out very close to it all at the time. 

 

 

It just isn't the city for it. Especially in the centre. No-one wants a fight. It's why I wish they'd fucked off to Tres Mil Viviendas as I doubt most of them would ever come back to the city to be twats again.

[Hades]

Tattoos.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

Nah. It was bang in the centre, and mainly Sunday night. Saw some of the general destruction they did as I was cycling back from seeing a mate but not when they were charging the police or lobbing chairs at cars etc. Mate of mine, woman, 5 ft nothing, was pretty shook up by what she saw as she was out very close to it all at the time. 

 

 

It just isn't the city for it. Especially in the centre. No-one wants a fight. It's why I wish they'd fucked off to Tres Mil Viviendas as I doubt most of them would ever come back to the city to be twats again.

England fans fighting? Well colour me very surprised. What utter cunts they all are.

[cloggypop]

Sounds exactly like last time they were in Amsterdam for a friendly. Horrible racist wool blerts. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Cold callers. Fella over the road got a roof put on his conservatory so they’ve been coming around for weeks, even insisted on giving a quote.

I’m jetwashing the roof of the Conservatory yesterday and this nob is talking to me offering more quotes. 

I said to him that I can build another Conservatory with a tiled roof for less than their fucking quote. So he asked me if I needed new windows.

You tell me I said. Prick.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

19 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Cold callers. Fella over the road got a roof put on his conservatory so they’ve been coming around for weeks, even insisted on giving a quote.

I’m jetwashing the roof of the Conservatory yesterday and this nob is talking to me offering more quotes. 

I said to him that I can build another Conservatory with a tiled roof for less than their fucking quote. So he asked me if I needed new windows.

You tell me I said. Prick.

Some fucker phoned us yesterday in work, blathering about energy prices, I said ah me missus sorts that out mate, can you give me yer wife’s number he says, no I fucking can’t was my response. 

[ZonkoVille77]

25 minutes ago, Arthur Friedenreich said:

Some fucker phoned us yesterday in work, blathering about energy prices, I said ah me missus sorts that out mate, can you give me yer wife’s number he says, no I fucking can’t was my response. 

 

Reminds me of a mate of mine a few years back. Same thing, energy company calls and he says the missus looks after that. The bloke on the phone asks to speak to her and my mate tells him "not a good time, she's having a shit". End of conversation.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

34 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

Reminds me of a mate of mine a few years back. Same thing, energy company calls and he says the missus looks after that. The bloke on the phone asks to speak to her and my mate tells him "not a good time, she's having a shit". End of conversation.

Superb, I half want them to call back now, so I can use that 

[Redder Lurtz]

On 10/10/2018 at 6:43 PM, Remmie said:

The other Yank one which currently cunts me in the bastard is "you got this".

 

The thing you've got is hopefully shithouse dog Aids you clagnut. 

"Gotten" gets far too much use on this site for my liking. Grinds my fucking gears.