little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Rico1304]

How many people have more than one account, old news but seriously. A few regulars for deffo. Blog blert will be back soon probably, surely he would be too obvious though.

There’s deffo a few with multiple accounts. It’d be hilarious to find out.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

There’s deffo a few with multiple accounts. It’d be hilarious to find out.

I like many others have suspicions. A few fervent forumites for certain.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Well you have different types in my experience. The nutters, the ones who use another account to say things they wouldn't normally say, the ones who

use one to be agreed with and wums or just piss takers. Takes all sorts.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The late thing, my bird is late for everything, I mean she has NEVER once been on time, and it's passed off as 'her thing', if a table is booked for a certain time in a restaurant she will think aboslutely nothing of turning up half an hour after that and everyone waiting on her, her mother is exactly the same, it's incredible.

 

 

On a similar note, my minor irritant to add is if someone says they are about to leave or have left, and they haven't, how does that work ??? 'I'm on my way', well you either are or you're not, why would somebody say they are on their way if they are not ?? is it just me that finds that bizarre ?? just tell me the fucking truth !!!!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The late thing, my bird is late for everything, I mean she has NEVER once been on time, and it's passed off as 'her thing', if a table is booked for a certain time in a restaurant she will think aboslutely nothing of turning up half an hour after that and everyone waiting on her, her mother is exactly the same, it's incredible.

 

 

On a similar note, my minor irritant to add is if someone says they are about to leave or have left, and they haven't, how does that work ??? 'I'm on my way', well you either are or you're not, why would somebody say they are on their way if they are not ?? is it just me that finds that bizarre ?? just tell me the fucking truth !!!!

More fool them. I'd be on my dessert by the time she arrived.

[VladimirIlyich]

Lorry drivers pissing in the wind taking three of four lanes of the M25 uphill.

 

Two were Polish, which of course rattled my chain a little more....

I spotted the sarcasm a mile off. Are we getting too PC on here lately?

[Remmie]

I spotted the sarcasm a mile off. Are we getting too PC on here lately?

Clearly because I still don't get it!

[VladimirIlyich]

Clearly because I still don't get it!

You don't get that somebody would mock the Little Englander stereotype? Having a bad day Rem?

[Remmie]

You don't get that somebody would mock the Little Englander stereotype? Having a bad day Rem?

Yes I am (see the have a rant thread).

 

Still doesn't read that way to me but apologies for getting the wrong end of the stick

[Champ]

You don't get that somebody would mock the Little Englander stereotype? Having a bad day Rem?

It just isn’t funny even in jest

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It just isn’t funny even in jest

Thats a matter of opinion

[Rico1304]

I like many others have suspicions. A few fervent forumites for certain.

Definitely. I think a few have a Gold membership they don’t used and then have a main account.

[Heggemony]

You don't get that somebody would mock the Little Englander stereotype? Having a bad day Rem?

Nail on head Vlad. Sorry if anyone didn't find it funny or even worthy of the rant thread.

 

I posted it because it was a genuine occurrence and I know of a good few people near where I live who always say if there's been a crash involving a lorry on the M25 that it's 'probably a Polish driver.'

 

I had a wry smile to myself as I overtook them admittedly pissed off that they were driving like tits. Plenty of them about all nationalities.

 

Anyway I suppose what I've learned from this is that if you have to explain a joke at this length it was probably never funny in the first place.....

 

There is no sarcasm or irony in the .... on this occasion.

[Remmie]

Nail on head Vlad. Sorry if anyone didn't find it funny or even worthy of the rant thread.

 

I posted it because it was a genuine occurrence and I know of a good few people near where I live who always say if there's been a crash involving a lorry on the M25 that it's 'probably a Polish driver.'

 

I had a wry smile to myself as I overtook them admittedly pissed off that they were driving like tits. Plenty of them about all nationalities.

 

Anyway I suppose what I've learned from this is that if you have to explain a joke at this length it was probably never funny in the first place.....

 

There is no sarcasm or irony in the .... on this occasion.

I've genuinely never heard that, though I live in the home counties and that opinion could be said seriously!

 

As I said my mistake, apologies noob noobington

[Tony Moanero]

People starting sentences with the word ‘so’. It sounds shit. Bastards.

[Heggemony]

I've genuinely never heard that, though I live in the home counties and that opinion could be said seriously!

 

As I said my mistake, apologies noob noobington

Shall we be friends, buddy?

[Carradona]

The late thing, my bird is late for everything, I mean she has NEVER once been on time, and it's passed off as 'her thing', if a table is booked for a certain time in a restaurant she will think aboslutely nothing of turning up half an hour after that and everyone waiting on her, her mother is exactly the same, it's incredible.

 

 

On a similar note, my minor irritant to add is if someone says they are about to leave or have left, and they haven't, how does that work ??? 'I'm on my way', well you either are or you're not, why would somebody say they are on their way if they are not ?? is it just me that finds that bizarre ?? just tell me the fucking truth !!!!

Same in my house, she is late for everything. It's gotten to a point where if we need to leave the house at 9am to go somewhere, I'll tell her that we actually need to leave at 8.30am because I know it will be 9am by the time she's stepping out the door.

[halewood pete]

People starting sentences with the word ‘so’. It sounds shit. Bastards.

Noticed this a lot recently

[Tony Moanero]

Noticed this a lot recently

Yeah. Some knob did it on The Chase, this afternoon. Wanted to put my boot through the telly.

[halewood pete]

People who don't clean the toilet after them,I'm in Skipton at the moment and dying for a crap went into a pub and it looked like a herd of wilderbeest had just passed through.just give it a wipe or a brush with the bogbrush!(think I may have had a similar rant on here previously)

[manwiththestick]

Noticed this a lot recently

Watch The Graham Norton show, everytime they do that Joe Public in the chair bit they always start their story with "So.."

Every time.

[Tony Moanero]

Watch The Graham Norton show, everytime they do that Joe Public in the chair bit they always start their story with "So.."

Every time.

I’d do a better job than Norton.

 

“So”

 

*pulls lever*

 

“So”

 

*pulls lever*

 

Etc.

[Remmie]

Shall we be friends, buddy?

You're not my buddy, guy

[Harry Squatter]

The late thing, my bird is late for everything, I mean she has NEVER once been on time, and it's passed off as 'her thing', if a table is booked for a certain time in a restaurant she will think aboslutely nothing of turning up half an hour after that and everyone waiting on her, her mother is exactly the same, it's incredible.

 

 

On a similar note, my minor irritant to add is if someone says they are about to leave or have left, and they haven't, how does that work ??? 'I'm on my way', well you either are or you're not, why would somebody say they are on their way if they are not ?? is it just me that finds that bizarre ?? just tell me the fucking truth !!!!

My two nieces are a fucking nightmare and are permanently late. The rare times that me and my Mrs go out they babysit but they are always between 45 minutes and an hour late, impacting on our night out.

 

They were taking my daughter to a concert I asked what time they were coming round and they said 11.00. I couldn't do overtime that day because the earliest I could get off was 11.00. So what fucking time do they roll up at mine?. 12.45. Nearly two hours late then they are flapping about missing their train. I could have worked that day but they just shrugged it off as no big deal despite me ranting at them. One of them got sacked the other week for being late virtually every day she was employed there. Now she's moaning she has no money.

[Hades]

You're not my buddy, guy

 

Repped for Arrested Development reference.