little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Jairzinho]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm afraid this particular student I neither have pictures of, nor would anyone particularly want to see any. 

 

She's almost as old as you, mate!

 

Ha, maybe Stringy and myself would be interested, then again. My experience of Spanish birds in my last place of employment was that they were pretty and also pretty hairy. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I drink my tea black with no sugar. It took a while to get used to but after  a while you reap the benefits, both health and taste wise. 

[Bjornebye]

I use a single Aldi own-brand teabag microwaved in a full cup of milk. Sue me.

In certain circles I've heard they call that the "Jimmy Saville wet". Not surprised one bit that you enjoy it.

[Trumo]

I use a single Aldi own-brand teabag microwaved in a full cup of milk. Sue me. 

 

[Alan Sex]

I use a single Aldi own-brand teabag microwaved in a full cup of milk. Sue me.

 

So you like you tea like you like your men?

 

Weak, white, and dribbling down your chin.

[Mook]

People putting the word 'essentially' in sentences when there is absolutely no need for it.

 

It's gone into 3rd place (behind 'narrative' & 'awesome') in my league of shit & overused words.

[Jairzinho]

Sorry.

[Curly]

People putting the word 'essentially' in sentences when there is absolutely no need for it.

 

It's gone into 3rd place (behind 'narrative' & 'awesome') in my league of shit & overused words.

That really is essentially awesome narrative that mate.

[Mook]

Sorry.

 

Ha ha, it was someone else who set me off.

 

Some words are like a disease though, you never hear them & then all of a sudden they're everywhere. 'Strawman' was another one that was doing my head in but it seems to have had the common courtesy to have fucked off.

[Dr Nowt]

Ha ha, it was someone else who set me off.

 

Some words are like a disease though, you never hear them & then all of a sudden they're everywhere. 'Strawman' was another one that was doing my head in but it seems to have had the common courtesy to have fucked off.

That's a bit disingenuous of you.

 

Just let that sink in.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Whenever I hear the term "strawman" I think of Worzel Gummidge. I found that show genuinely terrifying as a child.

[ZonkoVille77]

Yer ma loves Worzel

[Rico1304]

Basically

Literally

 

Fuck off

[General Dryness]

Ha ha, it was someone else who set me off.

 

Some words are like a disease though, you never hear them & then all of a sudden they're everywhere. 'Strawman' was another one that was doing my head in but it seems to have had the common courtesy to have fucked off.

The first time I noticed it was with "semantics " a few years ago. More recently it's been "worldview ".

 

I know at least 174 words, and my favourite one is still cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Whisper it quietly.

[Captain Turdseye]

When you've had missed calls on your phone and the little number icon won't fuck off.

[SammyAftershave]

One of my students is Spanish and she usually makes a brew when I get to hers.

 

One Twinings tea bag in a pot. 

 

The colour of the tea...fucking hell. 

 

"I'm sorry, I just can't do this..."

 

Sounds like hell. Fuck her. Metaphorically speaking.

[Jairzinho]

Sounds like hell. Fuck her. Metaphorically speaking.

 

She's fucked off back to Spain, thankfully.

[Curly]

I use a single Aldi own-brand teabag microwaved in a full cup of milk. Sue me. 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

She's fucked off back to Spain, thankfully.

 

Music to NJ's ears. 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That post by Hades about the tea was troll level 5000.

[Elite]

John Lewis christmas adverts. They are shit.

[manwiththestick]

Any Christmas adverts.

[Bob]

John Lewis christmas adverts. They are shit.

I have no issue with the adverts themselves - though I've not seen this latest one - it's the fawning over them by people, the media, and reporting it as news.

 

Speaking of news, I was driving home yesterday evening and had 5live on when they and their final item during the news bulletin was...

 

Wait for it...

 

Kate Bush has revealed that she got nervous and thought she might fluff her words at her comeback gigs TWO YEARS AGO.

 

That isn't news.